Sam Yates COPA the gift that keeps giving

ours runneth over, but that makes it splash art

ours runneth over, but that makes it splash art

Breena your story on Sam Yates is pretty disappointing.
The central point is that Palo Alto unwisely withheld payment and closure for two years because someone put the idea out there that the artwork should include a data base useful as data per se. That was not in the contract. Samuel Yates in good faith tried to comply with the request but ultimately fell short. Elise DeMarzo (who is a personal friend, a former commissioner and someone I saw just yesterday) misspoke and misrepresented, probably by simple error, at council or commission when she explained her rationale for not paying.

You should know that I was at a meeting, as Sam’s “wing-man” yet unpaid, as a volunteer, when this was hashed out two years ago.

I wrote about this case copiously (if elliptically) in 2013 (although it is dated 2010, I amended) on m blog.

Your article fits the pattern of Post consistently attacking public arts generally. I find it amusing that you on the other hand do a service with your C3 contest of naming the art featured in the photos.

How much are we paying author Peter Kagamyo (sp?) to speak next week, “The love of cities or whatever”? I hear $5,000. Why do you think that is cool but paying $5,000 for art is out of bounds?

Why is it okay to spend $500,000 to flesh out Arrillaga Towers idea? Yet people balk at a dollar or two per capita on art?!

I can explain this more directly if you care to call: 650 xxxxxsmileemotican

(and for reference, I met my girlfriend of six years now Terry Acebo Davis at Bruce Beasley’s studio when she was lead negotiator in the 1 Percent project that yielded the granite arch, five years later, now installed at new Mitchell Center — my interest in art, and Bruce Beasley — a fellow Dartmouth alum – is what catalyzed my taking an interest in leadership here)

Mark Weiss
to wit:
(and also, as background, I have worked full-time in the the arts for 20 years as Earthwise productions, including 200 concerts produced and about a dozen artists rep’d as personal management in music, but I have also worked for pay for two or three visual artists as well, and collect art. My blog has 1,3000 posts and close to 500,000 words mostly on arts and culture but more than 300 on policy per se, like this one below:

My Parents Went to the Promised Land And All I Got Was This Amazing Dreamcoat, 94304; or, Why Magritte Didn’t Open a Smokeshop
Cause I have other things to fill my time/
You take what is yours and I’ll take mine
There are two common misconceptions about Samuel Yates’ “The Color of Palo Alto“: one, that the work consists of a treatment to 250 Hamilton, City Hall, Palo Alto, that was up for a matter of six months or so and then removed, that tinted the building or its windows roughly blue or green, wherein with your binoculars or theirs you could make out the shape or character of your actual abode or anybody’s, confirming the piece works, finding yourself among the 17,000 or so “others” or “neighbors”; or two, that the piece was a funky garage or office or structure or container that had landed in a planter in front of City Hall, fifty feet and a couple years in front of Mildred Howard’s “Clear Story”, that someone, the artist, Sam, lived in, worked in or parked his scooter in or near, or maybe was imprisoned there, like a high tech and modern age, yet uber-hip stockade. As either 1) the wrap or 2) the garage “The Color of Palo Alto” by Samuel Yates -abridged would have made a pretty good public art piece, good for a chuckle or two or food for thought about various and sundry issues and concepts, like the green power aspects. But I say “misconception” in that it would be an extreme reduction, a crime really, to think of the piece merely in these terms. like an “Allegory of the Cave” situation. To my mind, at the time and now inspired to rethink my relationship to the piece, my role, my small part, my 421 of 17,000 role or what not, the heart of the matter, what I thought my 17 cents were paying for, what made me smile most was the thought of poor Sam (as compared to Poor Tom’s a-cold, or Poor old Jim, from Shakespeare or Mark Twain, or Sisyphus, ) on his scooter back and forth up Addison and down Alma, or what not, shooting 50 houses per day, every day, for a year, his process. This is or was (I think it still is, right? COPA lives!, right? Our cup still runneth? ) a process piece, a conceptual piece, a performance even, and a good story, a yarn. But was I being cruel to think of Sam Yates as our arts prisoner, or arts martyr, with a mythic type of labor? (I knew meanwhile, or observed, that he was brilliant and charming and full of life; he’s actually from Sacramento, went to Berkeley for his undergraduate degree and Columbia for an MFA; he’s among the best and brightest surely).
From a pure real estate photography perspective, I calculated recently, that we could have or still could hire, for example a guy named Justin Adams in San Jose who presumably would shoot 421 Pepper, or 820 Chimalus or 1788 Oak Creek Drive, for $140 each and maybe cut us a deal to do all 17,000 parcels for about $2 million (compared to Sam’s $15,000 stipend) and would be that much more professional, we presume.
I remember meeting Sam in front of his garage — our garage — and saying something pseudo-knowing and enthusiastic about his piece, and its implications, and what it reminded me of and then being blown back by his further explication and things I couldn’t quite grasp in real time, like when you are traveling in a foreign country and use a few words of the local language and then get a rapid response that you can’t quite follow, from the locals.
I got to know him a little bit during the project’s more active phase and drove him to the airport for example early one morning; he also was kind enough in more recent times to respond by text to a couple of my random messages and brainstorms: about wrapping Palo Alto in “red tape” ala Christo; about turning our $500 million infrastructure backlog into a public art opportunity – can we somehow thematically link or colorize all the potholes we may fill? I also just yesterday had the idea for a counter-project, a derivative event: “Discolor of Palo Alto.” I’m tempted to reimburse or compensate any Palo Altan who would meet me and, well okay, here is what I texted Sam, at 2:51 on March 3, 2013: With your permission, I’d like to start a project called “The Discolor of Palo Alto” in which citizens can sign an affidavit that they don’t understand Duchamp, Lewitt AND Yates in which case I will personally compensate them the 25 cents per capita given SY here. Ok? Mark Weiss. Within a minute (despite being described in local and recent media coverage as being hard to reach and unresponsive) he wrote back: Hahaha!!! I started thinking I could recall Victor Frost by setting up a booth in front of Whole Foods or Piazza’s with a sign saying “25 cents” — I would be handing out quarters not panhandling, however. (Sam later wrote back to say that “Discolor of Palo Alto” was a bad idea…Agreed).
Certainly there is no disputing matters of taste (De gustibus non est disputandem) but my concern is that beyond the issue of whether or not Palo Altans or art lovers ever figure out or learn to appreciate this one piece, or this one artist, that there seems to be some sort of concerted effort by the bureaucrats or the plutocrats or the oligarchs here to undermine most modern art, conceptual art — ANYTHING, BY EXTENSION, THAT FORCES OR INDUCES OR INSPIRES THE AVERAGE PERSON TO THINK, OR DREAM OR IMAGINE — our public art commission or the public sector — Democracy even — altogether. My concern for Samuel Yates — like my concern expressed previously and above for Bruce Beasley, Mohammed Soummah, Joan Zalenski — is related to my concern that “neoliberals” — the people who apparently believe Democracy should be reformed by giving more power to Corporations, privatizing public assets, smashing unions — are selling the farm. Further, when new mayor Greg Scharff states that he wants to expand “percent for art” programs to include private sector development, I don’t believe he is being sincere; I think it is some sort of trick or tactic to confuse activists and residentialists, to give developers another card — like pc planned community zoning — in their hand, and not in ours.
I was reassured to find sympathetic and thoughtful or at least not mindless condemnations of Yates COPA in the New York Times and KQED. Refusalon Gallery’s archive also links to a favorable contemporaneous writeup in Dwell.
Today I took an hour out of my work day (actually, out of my sabbatical and stay-cation) to try to organize my thoughts on this matter; I am sitting in Peet’s at Charleston Center, where David from Harold Ray Live in Concert (on Alternative Tentacles) made me a mean or a mean of means mocha, tapping away on TAD’s laptop, wearing, for the occasion: blue Keen sandals (in March, 58 degrees F) some overly fancy and ultra-nerdy in this case non-sartorial designer striped green dress socks (two shades of green, plus a beige, fromHeimie’s of St. Paul, where on the weekend of my young cousin’s Bat Mitzvah my Dad bought my brother and I jackets, as well; my cousin, who got her middle school to celebrate a
Green Day, to wear green en masse; the story was told that a carpool driver the mom said “Annie, is this real or are you making this up” to which my cousin said “it is real AND i’m making it up”), Patagonia nylon shorts, a t-shirt, a black Arhoolie hoodie, a grey-blue retro Cubs cap and, getting to the point, and racing my wireless access curfew,MeanGreenI am wearing a button, an official part of “The Color of Palo Alto” that is green with white lettering, that says, on front “MEAN OF MEANS #4A753F” (and on the verso “VOTE ONLINE BY 11/04/08 WWW.THECOLOROFPALO ALTO.ORG (C) 2001-2008). As such, I am part of “The Color of Palo Alto” or it is part of me, et cetera — I also, for good measure, scrutinized the illustration on his website to ascertain roughly, or relatively to the other 364 bits of info, what shade or blue/green/brown today is, in this language system or world.
I also wonder, as referenced above, if “The Color of Palo Alto” could be seen as a dance in that could a performer or agent or person retrace Yates path, in whole or more likely in part and call it some kind of a dance? With or without a camera, with or without any other dramatic or amusing Pina Bausch gestures or memes. I actually, come to think of it, had a project or moment, circa 2006 i.e. post-Yates-contact in which I would play “Palo Alto” by Lee Konitz in a loop and proceed to drive from park to park, from Bol Park to the Lawn Bowling Center, and photograph the parks or their new signs — not sure what I was thinking the effect would be, but it killed an hour and a roll of film — some of these are also mock-Muybridge gestures. Ben Marks in the piece linked to above suggested that another comparison for Yates is Ed Ruscha’s early work, a collection of photos of Sunset Strip.
Meanwhile and hopefully back on point I noticed that in front of the new high profile computer store on University not only has parking been eliminated but two large cement bollards are installed — I am guessing someone’s risk manager, ours or theirs, suggested it. That the bollards are painted an unusual grey — I am wondering if they can be given a public art make– (here another 12 minutes of writing and maybe 200 words and 20 ideas got lost when, indeed, the Peet’s curfew came and ate my words…I continued on to Palo Alto Main where they let me log in to their two-hour timeshare only after reminding me that I seem to owe bookoo bucks for a Flaco Jimenez cd that I thougth I had returned but might be lost in my home stacks; I know I even if gratuitously referenced Kathy Aoki and her trip to Belgium — Magritte is Belgian, if that is an excuse. I think of my blog posts as rough drafts in that they are so easily amendable and there is very modest readerships, hence the style experiments).
I was saying that we could paint the bollards in front of the high profile computer store –the former Liddicoats site for us original G Palo Altans — with a “color of Palo Alto” intentionality or at the very least can we put a marker or tag that describes that gray they used in terms of its Yatesian coordinates? Lo, beyond just a wrap or shed or product line, Sam created a virtual world, a real world of color and thought, not unlike, In terms of the Mumford and Sons video — gratuitous and a reach, but they say it is based on Plato and please do note the scooters. They are in Goa, India, by the way. The analogy to “Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat” or Genesis “coat of many colors” is strained and underdeveloped but it is true I saw the show on Broadway in Fall, 1982 AND had already threw in the bit about Heimie’s of St. Paul.
Conclusion: Whether or not the art piece is useful as data base to public safety or the history association, and whether or not Yates does any more work on our behalf, we could start splashing his colors around, or describing things in the language he created. The piece is ongoing — maybe immortal and evergreen, even — and not merely current because some individuals or bureaucrats or pols who apparently stuck their “mean of means” badges in unfortunate places, it would seem and then started squawking. In a flurry of recent news articles it was learned a City staffer suggests withholding $7,000 she thinks we owe Yates until or unless he delivers the database extension (or is it merely a simulacrum, art imitating science or business or bureaucracy, like in “Brazil”) — maybe we are confusing this brouhaha with the state’s struggle to upgrade (to the tune of $200 million, clearly misspent) its DMV and payroll software. And aren’t we the people who gave Enron $20 million even after we knew they were crooks and bankrupt? Actually, if I can still trust the 2005 SF Chronicle, it turns out that the City of Palo Alto assistant attorney who said we should pay Enron rather than fight them is also the author of ademand letter sent to Yates last year. Way to chose your battles, dude! Actually the Chron helpfully (to my way of plastic thinking) offers that Grant Kolling when not kowtowing to corporations or hassling artists likes to ride motorcycles while humming “Born to Be Wild”. Maybe this whole ordeal could have been avoided if Sam had offered Grant a ride on his scooter?
Meta-note and gratuitous post-script factoid: the “47” referenced in the original headlines is purely random in that initially I was numbering my posts to “Plastic Alto”. This initially very brief entry, the photo and two lines (“agreeing to a green”, “I used to know what his means”) was my 47th post, that is — before that I used Roman numerals like does the Super Bowl; by the time I “edita”‘d with a more comprehensive discussion of Yates, I had already posted some 500 items here. I did note and briefly suss out the fact that yes 47 is a prime and learned for the moment at least that there are 47 Mersenne primes (something squared minus one). Also, feel free to skip the Chihuly items I added here for no reason months ago, below, in self-comments. (I was self-commenting before I learned to “edita” edit to add…)
edita, later that March, 2013 eve: I posted to the other leading source of local news and defamation:
Maybe rather than hassling or defaming the starving artist to get our $7,000-worth, we should claim that we and Samuel Yates invented what became “Google Street View” and dun that $270 Billion corporation for our fair share…The “neoliberal” mindset keeps saying government should act like a business but what they really do is kowtow to corporate power and treat the average citizens or Democratic ideals like so many little blots of ink or data points and blah blah blah blah blah
edit to add, March 6, 2013: I added another few words to Palo Alto Weekly site, and archived that here.
Six months after that, I recommended Sam Yates for an ambitious new media piece at City Hall:
For $850,000 we may be able to get Sam Yates. He’s good with new media; he’s good with new math. It would be fun to turn all 8 floors of 250 Hamilton into some type of temporary — for the next couple years at least — installation art with people pretending to push papers around and acting inscrutably — like something in a Tom Stoppard play or based on Guy DeBord — and then figure out a way to let certain well-connected or frankly desperate computer or social media firms put their twist on this and showcase their private enterprises and gadgets at our expense. Maybe some people will not even notice the difference, if it’s done well (and I mean very droll).
Or have we already been doing this?

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Library pottery as focal point

on the rancho purissima, in the rinconada, in the library, in Palo Alto, or near it, on the counter, in the pot, a message, a story, from 1976

on the rancho purissima de juana briones, in the rinconada, in the library, in Palo Alto, or near it, on the counter, in the pot, a message, a story, from 1976


Palo Alto’s renovated Rinconada Library, formerly known as Main Library, has on display a white Raku-style pottery pod or jar maybe not an olla by a local artist named Stephen A. Stephens (1943-1983). The staff, especially “Karen” are quite fond of the piece and were pleased that it survived the long renovation process. The piece had a plaque, carried inside, that says that it was purchased by the City of Palo Alto in 1976, during a time when the current Palo Alto Arts Commission and its permanent collection were in formation. (Greg Brown’s earliest murals date from the same period).

I gotta believe this is one of only two ceramics in the collection. There are plenty of prints and painting, that circulate to enhance the offices of various city officials, including the Mayor, and some sculpture, but nothing this plastic or brittle. There is or was a framed Picasso ceramic, in Donna Grider’s Clerk Office, for years, but that was cracked and I’m not sure where it went to.

I tried twice to donate works to the City Collection, in honor of mayors Yiaway Yeh and Sid Espinosa, but that is in limbo. I tried to get Estate of Jerry Garcia to donate, to the same library building, a vintage print of Jerry Garcia and band circa 1964 and a Jerry Garcia lithograph, or a blues artist, in 2005 or so. I also recently, in honor of Michael and Colin McFaul offered a small piece to Stanford.

I know that the Cubberley artists have to donate works to the program, as partial payment for their subsidized studio space.

I know more about our outdoor and permanent murals and sculptures, and Samuel Yates temporary or process piece, Color of Palo Alto, 2007-2015, just yesterday in the news again, in a meta-sense. (I am suggesting that the City Attorney ride his motorcycle retracing Samuel Yates while listening to “Born to Be Wild”).

“Karen” of staff invited Patia Stephens the daughter of Stephen A. Stephens, and I happened to eavesdrop on them chatting as I flipped thru an old Garth Clark book.

I hope there is more to this story. Meanwhile, say hi to the Stephen A. Stephens piece as you check out your books and the new rooms. Also, someone said the library used to circulate to the public a set of prints. I meanwhile borrowed a recent copy of Art in America to read up on Ai WeiWei at Alcatraz.

edit to add: when I say that the Stephens pot is “plastic or brittle” I may be wrong. Ehren Tool, recent in residence at nearby Palo Alto Art Center said that the 850 or so mugs he made will last centuries.

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Colin Bonini for Governor (of Delaware, a small state back east)

Colin Bonini, Gunn grad and 7-term office holder in Delaware, near Philadelphia

Colin Bonini, Gunn grad and 7-term office holder in Delaware, near Philadelphia

I tried to place this comment on a news site, but could not:

I am not on Facebook, I am a refuse-nik, so was not actually able to post this:

I think Colin Bonini has a core value system about America and Democracy that, in this day and age, could appeal to both sides of the aisle. I am biased, as his former basketball teammate, in 1980, in Palo Alto, California, the Gunn high Titans. He once swatted Jim Harbaugh (the future famous football coach, but a 3-sport star crosstown) on three consecutive plays.

The rest of the story, and I got this second-hand from his brother Judge Griffin Bonini last Christmas season, is that Harbaugh scored on the fourth attempt. I also appreciate that the Boninis would drive an hour to train with our former coach Hans Delannoy after he relocated to San Ramon Valley of Danville.

I like Bonini head to head, in politics or hoops, over Beau Biden, just for the fresh perspective and non-nepotism. Wonder if this will reach the radar of national pundits by way of Palo Alto, Jim Newton (ex-LA Times editorial page) and George Packer (The New Yorker, “The Unwinding” — which features the Biden)

from Jonathan Starkey, of the News Journal, a Gannett paper:
Delaware needs fixing. We face some significant systemic and fundamental problems. We need a more effective state government.”

Democratic Gov. Jack Markell is term-limited and will leave office in January 2017.

Bonini has been considering a campaign for months and only discussed his plans after winning re-election for a seventh time on Tuesday. He collected more than 74 percent of the vote against an Independent Party challenger.

The Republican has served in the state Senate for two decades, and he has experience campaigning statewide. In 2010, Bonini lost by just two percentage points to Democrat Chip Flowers in a race for state treasurer.

“I realize that I’ll definitely be the underdog, but I think that Delaware has some significant issues to resolve,” Bonini said of a governor’s race, referencing an imposing voter registration disadvantage facing the GOP.

and1: Delaware is the fifth-smallest state in population and second smallest in land; it has less than a million people, so is almost like running for Mayor of San Jose or being a Santa Clara County Supervisor.

edit to add: Beau Biden, son the the vice president, was fighting brain cancer and his obituary appears in May 30, 2015 New York Times.

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Lincecum under control

lincecumtopps2015
I bought a pack of Topps baseball cards, for $3, to bring me back to 1972 when Andy Dieden and I would ride our bikes ten minutes into the Saratoga Village to get the same 10 cards plus gum for ten cents. I shot a photo of that dip in the road or dale but then deleted it. (Seemed bigger when I was 8).

I got a Lincecum in that pack, so the money was well spent. I might have gone as high as $10 just for that card. Is it his last?

One bright spot I noticed: the stats on the back say that in 2014, Timmy’s eighth season, he walked 63 batters in 33 appearances. That’s a career low! His ERA was a hideous 4.74 but his walks ratio was best ever. Ratio to games or innings, not K’s.

And yes sir, I was there that proud Wednesday afternoon in June when he got his no-no. I was on my bike heading back to Oak Creek when I noticed fans congregating on the CalTrain platform. I said “who’s pitching?” and when I heard I trucked back to Terry’s to dump the bike and grab a cap and the rest is his story and my story, too! I watched every pitch from right field landing, standing room and sometimes think I can see myself in photos or the broadcast.

Never thought I’d see, even remotely 3 Giants World Series champions — all 3 of them, I’m not too proud to admit, snuck up o me. I did not catch many other games, if any, during those seasons, I shrugged off their chances (in none of those seasons, did they lead the NL in wins). Terry still thinks it weird that I watched Mad Bum 7 from Fred’s dive bar then ducked out for most of that to eat ramen at DoHatSuTen.

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Elizabeth Holmes portrait by Jenny Hueston in 12/15/14 The New Yorker

I shot this woman at Peets six months ago, desperately seeking Elizabeth Holmes

I shot this woman at Peets six months ago, desperately seeking Elizabeth Holmes


I conducted a mock interview by voice mail with New York based photographer Jenny Hueston. I wanted to know if, like David Choe and Facebook, she was given a choice of either her day rate in cash or Theranos stock. Also, why black and white and not color? I also asked for permission to re-publish one of her songwriter portraits here about at Plasty. Also, I mentioned that I had published two photos of people I guessed or hoped were Elizabeth Holmes, who dropped out of Stanford, with her endowed professor, to start a $9 B company. (Article is by Ken Auletta, but I grapped it from someone’s recycling because of the cover by Ivan Brunetti, who I met at The Farm — I’d like to see his portrait of Holmes).
ripped from New Yorker

ripped from New Yorker


A bartender at Lure and Till, I asked if she was Elizabeth. And her response was “I’m not 30!”.

I also, to Jenny’s voice mail (or Jenny’s assistant’s) related anecdote about PAHA wanting to run my photo of Gwen Stefani. Somewhere in my archive is a two-shot of me and Jorjee Douglass, who told me that Gwen stole the look from her. Jorjee’s name popped up recently in credits, for makeup, I think for “Broad City” which also featured music editing by Clint Bennett, who also played in The Cubberley Sessions.

I shot Maya Ford of the Donnas tending, like Voltaire, her garden. I was fixing on her tattoos, a menagerie.

I also was pleased to here three bands being covered by Stanford Band at ladies hoops, that I had booked: Cake (“Long Shirt”), Squirrel Nut Zippers (“H-E-L-L”) and Blink 182 (“The First Part”).

I shot a sequence of the little redhead girl, a Dolly.

I shot Tara. After the game, I said “Great game, Coach!” and she turned and thanked. I also said “Put in Payne” and the former Candolet star pumped her first in response. She later did get in, and hit her shot. I liked point guard from Texas Lili (Lee-Lee) Thompson, who produced an elaborate handshake for video, and even texted Aleta Hayes of the arts department to check her out. Aleta told me what a pleasure it was to create dance on Richard Sherman, for instance. (I also hit her about Doug Baldwin potty-pants pantomime, no response).

Lili Thompson #1

Lili Thompson #1

Matt Gonzalez is at Chandler Dolby Chadwick or what-not, with a par-tay on March 5 (which might also be the party for Raina Matar at Cantor. I told a French-German grad student with a book “IRAQ” that I mistook at Peet’s for “KING” about the show. It did get a tiny preview in the Chron, and a gossip from Janet Duca of News about the gala. Different party. This is a true non sequester but Janet Duca of The Daily News is the one who wrote about Eve Ensler but could not mention “vagina”; which became almost relevant when Phil Winston of Paly High was fired for saying “Don’t you want to hear about ‘vagina'”? I’m also looking to David Denby of the same The New Yorker about “Selma” and “American Sniper”. I hate liars, or high end liars. I think of Elizabeth Holmes story as counter-narrative to the New York Times p-1 on Stanford 20 years.

Thanks, Elizabeth Holmes, all three of you, for sitting for me. Fido, sit. Fido, guzzle. Fido, sit, no muzzle (I wrote that one, too).

edit to add: Here is Jenny Hueston shot of Cullen Omori of Chicago, whose now defunct band is The Smith Westerns. Rang a vague bell. I actually thought it was a dude looks like a lady. I was thinking June Omura of Mark Morris Dance. I wonder if Jenny Hueston shot the Gap ad he is talking about:

You guys did have that huge Gap ad though.

I forgot about that! Here was the thing with Gap: We’d done some modeling stuff from time to time, and I think now there’s this idea that you can’t really sell out in music anymore. ‘Cause you go anywhere and it’s sponsored by like a vodka company and Ray-Bans. Shit like that. At the other end, those kinds of things, like the Gap thing, while it could be perceived as lame, funded our music. It helped me continue making music. So in that way it’s awesome. It helps.

Also: Noah Metz, Northwestern ’09 — did he know or hear them. Also: Noam Shemtov, gap year —!! — Northwestern ’19. Also: my namesake Morton Weiss is a U Chicago ’19!!!! And a Blackfriar.

dude looks like my grandpa

dude looks like my grandpa

and1: here is link to Jenny Hueston website, which includes contact info. Hueston dot com domain is controlled by my Dartmouth classmate the former prosecutor (e.g., of Enron) John Hueston.

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I Wish

Partial score Stanford 55 UCLA 38

Partial score Stanford 55 UCLA 38

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Sharod garners ‘Toga laurels

"Nothing is over 'til we say it is!" Belushi, 1978 and Sharod Miller, 2015

“Nothing is over ’til we say it is!” Belushi, 1978 and Sharod Miller, 2015


For my money I like Sharod Miller as man of the match, Gunn over Saratoga by 2, in that in crunch time he back-to-back made a tip-in then swatted inside the Falcon shot.

This after the Saratoga rooters were heckling him and jeering; he did make an awkward entrance, dropping a pass and then, football style, falling to the floor to try to cover it. And I did watch all 11 Gunn football games — Sharod was a receiver and looked normal whereas here he looks huge, because the Titans otherwise are muskrat skinny — including I wrote when Shinichi Hirano said Sharod at outside linebacker was co-player of the game. In Lynbrook the duchebags actually make monkey-sounds when he came in and called him “Killer.” And I insist, although 2,000 others may beg to differ, that when Paly rooters go “U.S.A! U.S.A!” it’s because their team is all-white while Gunn has a black coach — Brandynn Williams, Sharod, and Andre Augustin splitting the point with a Jew and a Asian.

So, good on Gunn. Closing out the El Camino lower title, to be promoted back to SCVAL, where we won league in 1980, 1981 and 2009. Also, the Lee-Heidenreich’s passed beautifully. “Al Palo Alto” (Alex Gil) played well but it was not his night.

Gunn should pick up sticks against Santa Clara and whoever but I will hopefully pick them up at their CCS berth, and meanwhile I am re-booting as an embedded reporter at The Mullin Show, especially against the Fremont Indians, whose two best players, I see on Cal-Hi, are Muslim. Let’s see them shove the flag in their faces, class act that. (Sarc 1)

Yeah, and I did taunt slightly, but in rather esoteric form: “One flap down”. I generally say either “Patience” or “Defense”.

Meanwhile I was rolling with Coach and The Judge. The Judge distracted us from crunch time nervousness to relate the relevant comparison to his being told, 30 years ago but like it was last Tuesday by Los Gatos timekeepers that he had one time out, but when he got the inbound and tried to call time, they gave him a T. Two points, but I forget how it ends. I said “so you became a judge, and vow to never impose arbitrary justice?” He, (Griffin Bonini, Gunn 1983) also had an interesting story about his recruiting visit to Dartmouth and sensing something amiss in Tim Cohane (he ended up playing at Claremont). I made a lame joke comparing the Bonini Twins, Muff and Colin, to the Lee-Heidenreich brothers; Muff lost more between freshman and sophomore years than they guys weigh put together. No, he said thanks to Hans Delannoy, he went from 5’11” and 210 to 6’0 175. But he did say “I lost 60 pounds” so I can’t quite do the math.

and1: Paly actually lost to Homestead, 48-46 with Mullin held to a season-low 10, so who knows if they are still in the hunt for a share of the SCVAL or CCS berth. And Fremont has it seems to Muslim or Middle-Eastern sounding names: Shorab and Abdulrasul, so let’s see how far Paly “los mucosos” take their GI Jingo act. Not sure if I’ll get to Paly in Los Gatos, unless it’s to also rendezvous with my old friend Diane Collman Skinner a close personal friend of Harbaugh, former Paly rah-rah, author, to meet her family. If Terry my Terry — my Valentine — wants to come along, even better. (edit to add: I ran into Kevin Mullin, his mom, his dad and his brother at Rinconada Library and he said if they beat Los Gatos that Fremont will be for the title).

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IMG_20150213_151258155David Carr also starred in the doc “Page 1” covering Vice media. Cut to Orozco 1934 at dartmouth in ray Faulkner 1969:

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Ada’s Cafe slightly less special Friday the 13th

Ada's Cafe spearhead Ms. Kathleen Hughes in rosier days: she is home nursing a virus today

Ada’s Cafe spearhead Ms. Kathleen Hughes in rosier days: she is home nursing a virus today

Tony Hughes, a former Paly golf champ, a Barclays banker of muni bonds and an all around White Hat (good guy) is holding down the fort today at Ada’s Cafe for wife Kathleen. Golf holiday? Personal chef to Obama? No, bad bug. She’s under the weather.

Coach and I met here for Fritata and to discuss the difference in energy output between John Wooden’s trapping press and Paul Westhead’s run and gun. Or, compare “The Slap” a new tv show to “The Punch” the Kermit Washington ordeal. I’d actually like to see a young writer adapt the John Fierstein book on Kermit into some type of media treatment.

Ada’s Cafe is a real God-send.

Ada's on Friday, Feb. 13, 9 a.m., sans Kathleen Hughes, who is under the weather. Godspeed.

Ada’s on Friday, Feb. 13, 9 a.m., sans Kathleen Hughes, who is under the weather. Godspeed.

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Kurt Schwitters

I did just leave a VM for MG, and then started writing a some thing sum thing about my running for Caifornia Assemblage, a Kurt schwitters, Paul Simon kind of thing

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Portrait of Kurt Schwitters by El Lissitzky, 1929.

GOODBYE KURT SCHWITTERS

by Matt Gonzalez

“I use any material the picture demands.” Kurt Schwitters, 1920.

Today marks the conclusion of an important Kurt Schwitters (1887-1948) retrospective, the first in the United States in over 25 years. Limited to three exhibition venues: the Princeton University Art Museum, the Menil Collection in Houston, Texas, and finally the University of California, Berkeley Art Museum & Pacific Film Archive (BAM/PFA), Kurt Schwitters: Color and Collage presents over 80 works by the 20th Century German born artist whose versatility spanned a variety of artistic mediums including painting, collage, sculpture, assemblage, and typographical work.

Although associated with Dada throughout his life, Schwitters resolved to be his own movement. He called it Merz from a fragment of a phrase, which originally spelled Kommerz und Privatbank, he had cut out of a newspaper advertisement and incorporated into one…

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