World’s most sly reference to ‘1984’

For the record, I like John Fredrich and look forward to whatever else he will say or do in the campaign. He taught at Gunn for a number of years, starting just after I left. He ran for council several times before I was a voter here.

My first observation, however, slightly negative or critical, is that he probably over-estimates his efficacy in that even being elected to office, in this environment, would not be equivalent to running Sim City — he brings up ideas, for instance at the briefing by staff (City Manager) and six other candidates that the others cannot follow, or would not follow.

I probably have the same fault. Maybe we will both get seated, then there will be a knock on the door, a figure will enter and say:

Hi, guys, I’m the actual boss here. Submit, or..well, submit.

(posted in long thread, responding to trolls and Stalinists, at PAW, by D.M. — see also, below, “Open Letter to Doug…”

It’s a play on the word Orwell.

Five thousand people have reviewed this:

2.
Not sure what this is, methinks it’s a clue:

3. Meanwhile and time running out, Lessa Bourchard has a new piece at Dragon Theatre, must see, probably topping Philadelphia Story at Stanford Theatre

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Santa Clara county poem or not

This
is kind
of a longshot,
but I am wondering
if
you
as an individual
might endorse me
I am running
for Palo Alto City Council.
I am
not
a poet
per se
but
I have
promoted
poetry
events
and do a Ginsburg tribute called “Beat Hotel Rm 32 reads H O W L’.
I also have advocated for a Palo Alto
poet laureate.

Matt Gonzalez in SF endorsed me.
He friend of poem.

Let me know.
No worries.
I can re-submit
this
as
poetry
if that will
help.

Mark Weiss
in Palo Alto

i said the word ”
f
e
r
l
i
n
g
h
e
t
t
i
” in a public hearing on Thursday

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Tom Dubois is a genuine brown man

tomDubois
Ran into Beau today, who I had to cover in the first ever game — despite what John Paye been saying — at the new Menlo Gym, in 1980.

I think of Beau as a conservative, but I also think I have an appeal to a wide spectrum of voters. I think the fact that I am a product of the local schools and have lived hear perty near the longest makes me appeal to all types. (Funny thing was I was singing “Son of a Gunn for Beer” about “like any honest fellow” when Beau and Adria and I all entered the tunnel, but we didn’t recognize each other until the other side. Beau said he recognized the tune but did not realize what it was)

Beau confirmed that he knows Tom Dubois thru basketball. He said that they have never had, like, a 30-minute talk, more like dozens of one line back-and-forth via email. Tom has done a lot for the league, the youth league. I actually hadn’t seen Beau in a while, probably since our reunion. I told him it meant a lot to me that Beau said that night that he had voted for me (in 2009).

He also played basketball on his Ivy League college team, at Princeton University but, as Sarah points out, he was mostly a bench warmer. His most notable moment on the team was taking a charge from Chris Webber to defeat Michigan University and the Fab Five, but is known in infamy as the “Giddy Up, Ride ‘Em Cowboy Dunk.” His failures as a player, along with the influence of The Mighty Ducks film leads him to coach a Woodcrest youth basketball team, though in two years they have failed to produce a win. He is depicted as somewhat of a goober and a wet blanket in social situations, since he seems unable to truly lighten up. (!–editor)

Nanda Berman (Gerber?) took the photo of Tom and I at Farmers Market two weeks back. I spoke to Tom Dubois just yesterday, matter o fact.

My former client Stew had a line in a song “Black Men Ski” about black men get mistaken for people they don’t resemble in the least. I wanted to try that line on Forrest Whitaker I saw once at Deuce France. Brian Copeland I tried to interest in “Passing Strange” when it was in Berkeley Rep.

Beau said he is voting for me, but is “apolitical” so would not put up a sign for either me or Greg Scharff.

Speaking of hoops, we were at one point, I saw my coach (and endorser) Hans Delannoy today just briefly, at Old Pro and Lytton Plaza Taylor Ho Bynum Ben Goldberg concert, with former teammates John Davidson (living in Lansing, knows of Mark Schauer) and Brian Bridges.

I just may vote for Tom Dubois. But so far I think of him as unproven or not deserving. Makes me want to re-read W.E.B Dubois, or to watch Boondocks. Less so: Tennesse Williams.

This is really off topic: but I saw Vince Derillo, a Gunn 1983 and posed with him, and bought two books,from his yard sale: on Marx and on Phily murals. I went by Gryphon Strings and got the endorsement of Frank Ford, which means a lot to me. One of these days I should update my endorsements list. (I also ran into, Thursday, Camille Townsend who said she is voting for me but short of an endorsement. Somewhere I may have already posted — like Kermit Washington — that I followed Zoe Lofgren to her car and asked the Congressperson about endorsements and she said “I don’t want to tell Palo Alto what to do” fair enough. I got Brian Bub Evans my former teammate, although I noted some reluctance in his tone. Even so, it means a lot to me. Michael Szabo. Aram James. I think Ceci Kettendorf. Paul Jacobs the musician, works at Gryphon.

I call this post a bit of tom foolery. Stew:

edit to add: what Tom Dubois, same name as the cartoon character, but actually a Palo Alto youth basketball coach, father homeowner and fellow City Council candidate, looks like, recently, according to his site:
tommy

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Chez Franc queen garners laurels

To be frank, this is not something I would relish.
jacquetta

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Good on Gunn’s Riley, Sweat and Miller

Gunn football warmups at Branham, San Jose, September, 2014

Gunn football warmups at Branham, San Jose, September, 2014


“Noah Riley, our senior quarterback, played a fairly good game today, despite the miscues and error and the loss, by a final score of 42 to 6, to Branham of San Jose. He is our leader. He does a lot of things right out there, that don’t appear in the stats. He comes from a good football family, and carries on that tradition. Specifically, tonight he did a better job of holding the ball late, meaning despite the rush of the defense, he has the patience to find his receiver, or wait for the receiver to clear the defender, like on that touchdown.

For that, he is my offensive player of the game.

“On defense, I would highlight our two outside linebackers, who did very well, despite the fact we are still looking for a win, in three games, and the lopsided score. Dietrich Sweat, number 42 and Sharod Miller, number 80. Sweat, of course, who on offense, scored that late touchdown to prevent the shutout. On that play, although I digress, he was not the primary receiver, but Riley spotted him and he made a great catch and run, for a 60 yard td, from tight end. We had tried that play earlier in the game. On defense and offense, their line dominated us. But the linebackers did their jobs, by and large. Sweat, as you noted, also had an outstanding game on defense last week against Carlmont (who beat Gunn 25-19, spoiling but just barely Gunn’s 50–year, 50-class reunion weekend).

Shinichi Hirano, Gunn head football coach, as told to Mark Weiss, on Friday, September 19, 2014, at Branham Bruins Den in San Jose.

Gunn suits 20 and plays about 18 players, eight of whom go both ways, making me wonder about the body weight of the male cheerleader; I am guessing 160, or outside linebacker, on special teams

Gunn suits 20 and plays about 18 players, eight of whom go both ways, making me wonder about the body weight of the male cheerleader; I am guessing 160, or outside linebacker, on special teams

Lineups according to Branham stadium announcer, including phonetic version of Imanaka, who was held to about 20 yards on 10 carries, and no scores

Lineups according to Branham stadium announcer, including phonetic version of Imanaka, who was held to about 20 yards on 10 carries, and no scores

2.
On the way home from Gunn’s loss to Branham, I noted that the Paly -Mitty game was still being contested. I was frankly shocked at how lively the atmosphere was even when trailing by 40 points. I thought about updating my article about Gunn’s parity with Paly by suggesting that Gunn losing to Branham by 36 points is five points better than Paly being spanked by Mitty by 41. I shot some candids as the crowd was dissipating:

Paly players exeunt after their catechism lesson Friday.

Paly players exeunt after their catechism lesson Friday.

3. Terry surprised me with a new Adidas sweat top, in a blue; as this happened to be Branham’s color, I did a little reconnaissance on the home side grandstand and actually bumped fists with about a half dozen frosh-soph players as they marched by following their 10-0 defeat of Gunn’s counterpart. I also met a lady whose daughter was a cheerleader and husband works with Dr. William DeMent at the Stanford Sleep Lab; I bought two of her Brownies, for $1 each but did not get my hands on the playbook, or recipe. Earlier a Branham math teacher — Steve from Seattle — said to look for 12 Morin, 18 Jonah Cook and 51 Ellis and sure enough, they were the cause of more than a few Titan headaches, in Branham’s 42-6 bear hug. Prospect is next, hopefully a better prospect for a Gunn “W”.

Branham jayvee greets its fans

Branham jayvee greets its fans

Branham had some decent brownies for $1 and a hot dog-soda-chips deal as well.

Branham had some decent brownies for $1 and a hot dog-soda-chips deal as well.

Somewhere I lamented that the Palo Alto Weekly yesterday had 76 pages and exactly 7 words about Gunn football; the online version had about half of my report on Gunn-Carlmont, or about 100 words. I am peeved that meanwhile the print edition had two Sacred Heart boys as athletes of the week including a photo of their QB. How many Sacred Heart families live in Palo Alto? I would guess their are 10 times as many Gunn families, who would read coverage, win or lose. There is a story brewing, even in an 0-3 season. Maybe Plastic Alto will publish chap books or broadsides, especially on the first victory. I will also report on the meta-issue of the Gunn Oracle. I shot Denise Herrman with the Oracle at the 50-50. I also shot Congress member Zoe Lofgren, an alumna, with former all SCVAL kicker Greg Zlotnick, 1982. (Greg worked for Becky Morgan when she was in office and knows Zoe from that.)

nice nite for football

nice nite for football

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From Taylor Ho Bynum ‘Technology Austerity Manifesto’

Art is contemporary if it is fluid with its environment.” —John Cage, courtesy of a David Shields tweet; check back or “search” for photos of the actual event, “!Taylor Ho!”

Rachelle a Peet's clerk and former In N Out burger manager, prepared for me, free of additional charge, her special egg salad I paid $1.25 for, as a pre-concert, pre-concert-meal meal -- breakfast.

Rachelle a Peet’s clerk and former In N Out burger manager, prepared for me, free of additional charge, her special egg salad I paid $1.25 for, as a pre-concert, pre-concert-meal meal — breakfast.


Recently my wife and I decided to try something new at mealtimes. We agreed to eat a little slower, to finish each bite before shoveling in more food. (That description probably applies more to me than to her.) This simple step was somewhat revelatory. We taste the food more, we enjoy the meal more, while eating less. I want to apply a similar lesson in mindfulness to my use of technology. I am not a full-fledged Luddite, I just want to consider the need before embracing the new. I will happily maintain my website, and occasionally post something on my blog. Email offers its conveniences: I certainly never want to organize a ten-person rehearsal through phone calls or the post. But I refuse to let technological addictions dictate my time, or to blindly accept every social media construct foisted upon us. As a musician, I try to move away from standardized forms or an assumed sonic palate; my instincts as a composer and improviser lead me to explore what other options are out there. It is past time I apply the lessons of my creative practice to my work habits.

Taylor Ho Bynum, Sept, 2011. “Technological Austerity Manuel

Rachelle's egg salad, stage 2

Rachelle’s egg salad, stage 2

Meanwhile, at 9:07 a.m. on Saturday, Sept. 20, 2014 I am advancing the show, sitting at Peet’s writing on my computer (?!), checking my Android (?!), watching my (unlocked) bike, thinking simultaneously (like a Danny Hillis?) about jazz, football and people who sleep on the sidewalk, and so excited.

I’m also producing an event tomorrow, Sunday, Sept. 21, called “3 to 5 By The Pool” which might include 3 to 5 City Council candidates including myself Mark Weiss from 3 to p.m. post meridian at 1850 Oak Creek Drive or 1850 Sand Hill Drive — yikes I told two people it was “Santa Cruz drive –????—!!!!” — it is technically a private event, on the account of Oak Creek limited pool guests to 2 per actual resident, but if anyone reads this and wants to come, just call me or yell my name from outside the fence and I will let you in, speaking of Ludditism. Smoke signals. Vibes.

Safe ride for Taylor. Good on Boldgerb.

Rachelle egg salad stage 1 or initial stage -- requires plastic knife and fork

Rachelle egg salad stage 1 or initial stage — requires plastic knife and fork

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Why Gunn Titans are better than Paly Vikings in football

BACK IN BLACK: Gunn Titans Football are the best 956th rated team in the history of anything, and are better than the Paly Vikins, the numbers no lie

BACK IN BLACK: Gunn Titans Football are the best 956th rated team in the history of anything, and are better than the Paly Vikins, the numbers no lie


Paly is 1 and 1 with an aggregate score of 30 for and 61 against.

Gunn is 0 and 2 with an aggregate score of 39 for and 42 against.

Gunn’s 39 points is 30 percent better than Paly’s 30.

Gunn’s defense is likewise 50 percent better than Paly’s

To the extent that MaxPreps has Paly at 361 in the state, and Gunn 9569(?!), or that Daily News has Paly over Gunn and top five in circulation era, this represents a lot of bias. I’m sick of the bias, and I’m not alone.

Who is with me and saying Gunn rules and Paly stinks? (except the ones that they recruit, from Ventura District, who are merely misguided or their parents have issues).

Also: why does The Palo Alto Weekly embargo Gunn football news? Maybe a boycott or at least a petition is in order.

I saw Max McGee, the superintendent of schools and not the Super Bowl hero, on the sidelines of Gunn’s marvelous clash with Carlmont – -I doubt he would stand any of this baiting and bias by the local press. Let’s ask him.

Good luck, lads, againt the Branham Bruins, or whoever they are — thankfully they are near an expressway — take 280 to 85 to 17 and exit Camden, then listen for “Go Titans” warm-ups and you will know where you are, in a John McPhee Bill Bradley sense.

Also: maybe Gunn and Paly should play each other after all, I mean after CCS, like what Ring Lardner used to call The City Serious.

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A little chin music for the corporate behemoth

Giants v. Dodgers or Residentialists v. Builders, or what?

Giants v. Dodgers or Residentialists v. Builders, or what?


Tom Hanks, or a character he played, said “there’s no crying in baseball”. Surely, you know there is no “center field foul pole / corporate communications behemoth 65 foot pole antenna” in baseball.

At the risk of going full Juan Marichal vis a vis John Roseboro — an extreme over-reaction, or an inappropriate forum – I want to caution and bemoan that We the People are at an all time low, the public sector is a shambles, the corporate interests are in a rout, a feeding frenzy —

These $1,000 an hour mouthpieces with their $2,000 suits, yes we know you, sir.

there’s a great book by George Packer, Gunn 1978, on this: The Unwinding.

As early as 1849 Henry David Thoreau warned that leadership was not keeping up the standards of the founding fathers and mothers, and recommended as remedy we lean in, fight back, maybe make like Sal the Barber Magli and throw a few — and this a metaphor only — a few brushback pitches, a little chin music, against the Corporation.

Jack London wrote about this circa 1920, “The Iron Heel” he predicted it might take 500 years for the people to prevail.

Baseball is mythic and pastoral, not technology dense. Santayana* said: whoever would know America would know baseball. Even William Davidow is now admitting we are over connected and getting feedback…

Finally,

Although I like to claim I have been in this community since 1974, it is also true that I played five seasons of youth baseball not at 3672 Middlefield but at Stan Troedson fields in Los Altos Hills: now I read and then verified with my own eye, LAH Little League has a war monument, to Will Segua, our version of Pat Tillman, kids tap the monument for good luck. Palo Alto, and with due respect to leadership of the baseball org per se, wants a corporate monolith? Or we say we have no choice, we have no money, there are federal words stopping us from fighting back?

Old timers recall Art Kuehn bouncing a ball off the library, a long home run — he is our Babe Ruth. calling a shot. Tony Mouton broke Joe Charbono’s SCVAL homer mark and played there, as did Danny McCallister, who died too young and was a basketball program mate of mine for the Gunn champions years.

If you sow the wind, you reap the whirlwind. Field of nightmare.

I should have brought along Lawrence Ferlinghetti here.

edit to add:
they say:

I’m Art Howe from Dewey Cheatham and Howe:
WHEREAS, the parties hereto agree that the procedures described in this Agreement are, with
regard to collocations as defined herein, a proper substitute for the FCC’s compliance with the Council’s
rules, in accordance and consistent with Section 106 of the National Historic Preservation Act and its
implementing regulations found at 36 CFR Part 800; and

This also reminds me of the scene in “Bowfinger” with Steve Martin carring around a landline and pretending it’s a cell phone..

coda: Pernice Brothers, “Moonshot Manny(Pega Luna)” buy here, and portion goes to a little league team in dorchester Mass.

*Jacques Barzun: Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.

edit to add, three days later, under Doug Moran column in Weekly:

This is the text of something I wrote in opposition to the antennas at little league park, written and published between gavel drop and the public hearing started, and then I read the piece from my laptop computer, in the 3 minutes allotted. I’ve done this trick a few times; I’ve written more than 60 articles on policy since the campaign began, and about 200 since 2010. (Hit “plato’s republic” button to sort these from the 700 or so on culture and the arts).

Tom Hanks, or a character he played, said “there’s no crying in baseball”. Surely, you know there is no “center field foul pole / corporate communications behemoth 65 foot pole antenna” in baseball.

at the risk of going full juan marichal vis a vis john roseboro — an extreme over-reaction, or inappropriate forum – I want to caution and bemoan that We the People are at an all time low, the public sector is a shambles, the corporate interests are in a rout, a feeding frenzy —

these $1,000 an hour mouthpieces with their $2,000 suits, yes we know you, sir.

there’s a great book by George Packer, Gunn 1978, on this: The Unwinding.

As early as 1849 Henry David Thoreau warned that leadership was not keeping up the standards of the founding fathers and mothers, and recommended as remedy we lean in, fight back, maybe make like Sal the Barber Maglie and throw a few — and this a metaphor only — a few brushback pitches, a little chin music, against the Corporation.

Jack London wrote about this circa 1920, “The Iron Heel” he predicted it might take 500 years for the people to prevail.

Baseball is mythic and pastoral, not technology dense. Santayana* said: whoever would know America would know baseball. Even William Davidow is now admitting we are over connected and getting feedback…

finally,

Although I like to claim I have been in this community since 1974, it is also true that I played five seasons of youth baseball not at 3672 Middlefield but at Stan Troedson fields in los Altos hills: now I read and then verified with my own eyes, LAH little league has a war monumnet, to Will Segua, our version of Pat Tillman, kids tap the monument for good luck. Palo Alto, and with due respect to leadership of the baseball org per se, wants a corporate monolith? Or we say we have no choice, we have no money, there are federal words stopping us from fighting back?

old timers recall Art Kuehn bouncing a ball of the library, a long home run — he is our Babe Ruth. calling a shot. Tony Mouton broke Joe Charbono’s SCVAL homer mark and played there, as did Danny mCallister, who died too young and was a basketball program mate of mine for the Gunn champions years.

If you sow the wind, you reap the whirlwind. Field of nightmare.

I should have brought along Lawrence Ferlinghetti here.

edit to add:
they say:

i’m art howe from dewey cheatham and howe:
WHEREAS, the parties hereto agree that the procedures described in this Agreement are, with
regard to collocations as defined herein, a proper substitute for the FCC’s compliance with the Council’s
rules, in accordance and consistent with Section 106 of the National Historic Preservation Act and its
implementing regulations found at 36 CFR Part 800; and

this also reminds me of the scene in bowfinger with steve martin carring around a landline and pretending its a cell phone..

coda: Pernice Brothers, “Moonshot Manny(Pega Luna)” buy here, and portion goes to a little league team in dorchester Mass.

*Jacques Barzun: Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.

(I’m arguing that almost anything beyond the lame mouthing of cliches and pre-digested sound bytes would be an improvement in the discourse and correspondingly the policy. For the record, I was editor of the Oracle at Gunn, majored in English at Dartmouth, wrote for ad agencies, news papers and pr firms, had a radio show at KZSU, and now blog, in addition to producing concerts and managing musicians — I want music as discourse but hear a lot of clams).

Doug comes up to me — maybe I prepared him a scoop of ice cream — and says “Mark, so how is it that you are replacing Nancy Shepherd?” I presumed he was making some kind of a wise crack about her stepping away from the table, which I found perfectly ordinary, having done three of these in five years; I said “Will of the people”. I was pretending to believe he was predicting I would displace her on council and succeed to mayor.

My vote total jumped from 800 in 2009 to nearly 6,000 in 2012, all without spending a dime. This year I may spend $1,000 out of pocket — so far, still $0 officially — and have about 20 endorsements, heading towards 50 I would reckon.

If Doug had an hour to read my blog he could probably muster a 200 word synopsis rather than just saying he has no clue. Why does he do this?

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Allison Miller in Santa Fe fantasy league

ALI BOOM TIC BOMAYE

October 9 Allison Miller Boom Tic Boom in Santa Fe, and also ALBQ (she likes the LBQ part) and then on to Denver, where I like a big blue stud with glowing red eyes. Harummph!

I am due for a trip to Santa Fe. Not sure how to swing it, even to Boom Tic Boom, also featuring Sickafoose, Scheinman and Miles.

Not sure how this fits with Aly, but:
ABSOLUT is seeking to counter intensifying competition from other vodka brands as well as a revival of interest in “brown” spirits like bourbon by bringing out bottles based on a collaboration in the 1980s with the artist Andy Warhol.

(when Paul Hong came back from dropping his daughter at Carnegie-Mellon, I asked if he went to the Warhol museum and he said yes but was referring to the Military History museum.)

Link to Stuart Elliot in today‘s future fish paper. “Warhol Nods to Absolut Nod to Warhol”

All I can say here is that Ali is or was a friend and I never went for it on fourth down:
Seven times during what I call “open play” — the first three quarters of the game or early in the fourth quarter (not including plays like this one, the closing seconds of the half) — an N.F.L. coach went for it on fourth down. And all seven times it was a success.

ali: what do you think of blue mustang?
ali, bomaye — she killed them
(actually blue mustang killed luis jimenez — if i bail on my Detroit fantasies, I may just go full frontal LOE)

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Eastern Michigan and points over the Spartans, and Schauer over Snyder

I enjoyed gesturing to describe this pieced to a Wendy Garfield of Woodsigde tonight

I enjoyed gesturing to describe this pieced to a Wendy Garfield of Woodsigde tonight

i am kinda souring on the MS thing in that I’ve gotten about a dozen emails about money and none that acknowledge that I thought i connected to the candidate on a unique level, in palo alto.
mark weiss
650.305.XXXX

i did mention this to about 15 people. I think I said so at an art gallery opening tonight. I think I am picking Eastern Michigan and the 35 points in my little narcissistic pool, in his honor.

From: “ms@markschauer.com”
To: earwopa@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, September 15, 2014 5:11 PM
Subject: the next wave

With less than 12 hours before our next big budget deadline, I need to make sure we’ve got what it takes to respond to the next wave of attacks.

Crystal just sent me this link. If you could go to it and contribute before it’s too late, it’d mean the world to me. http://www.markschauer.com/URGENT50days

-Mark

eid to add: thi sis post nine eleven

edit to add: the spread is 45 and if they don’t cover, Eminem will re-edit this to say “we are from ypsilanti and this is what we do:

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