Titans 12, ‘Tino 0

This beautiful touchdown run celebration was arbitrarily disavowed by corrupt officials, methinks

This beautiful touchdown run celebration was arbitrarily disavowed by corrupt officials, methinks

I had to leave the Gunn football game early, having purchased tickets to hear CIA director Leon Panetta (whose book is co-written by Jim Newton, my editor at The Dartmouth) back in Redwood City purportedly same start time. But Gods smiled on me sort of in that kickoff in Cupertino was 6:30 so I saw a half.

Nozo Imanaki had a 90 yard run to break the ice. It was his sixth by my count touchdown of 20 or more yards. Titans, 6, Cupertino Pioneers, 0.

Then Max Chiew #25 burst thru the line for what looked from our vantage point as Gunn 12, ‘Tino 0. I took this photo:

(Matt Maltz, my former Terman teammate and Gunn classmate 1982 was supposed to text me bad news and call with good, but I saw in the Daily news that in this time-space-continuum it is going down officially, compared to Plastic Alto, as Cupertino over Gunn, 14-6)

On the sidelines with various prosthetic healing devices: Sam Rothstein, hand; Forrest Bubba Larson, lower leg;

A young man I think named Gong (#55) made a nice tackle just as a asked his dad: “you son back in there yet?”

I sat with Phil Bibo, my classmate and descendant from landsmen staking claim to parts of Enchanted New Mexico, just as Jared Bibo (#30) made a steady gain on a pass from Noah Riley.

I saw Greg Barber trolling the sidelines sifting for clues and stirring up gris-gris. He was also seen consulting with the voodoo queen the other night at NoLa’s. Come for the Sudduth, stay for the hub-cap burger, add Tabasco to taste.

I had meant to get there early enough to ask Shinichi Hirano to call me with results.

Another beautiful night in Valley of Hearts Delight.

The cheerleaders (of GHS to our HMG) stacked nicely. And hopefully everyone got back to their respective feathered nests nicely.

Did I mention I saw an acoma hawk as I walked Esther Clark park near the former Juana Briones site?

Did I mention that Joe Oliveira a former backup Terman Tiger quarterback, to Phil Wessells on the B-team flag team circa 1978, endorsed Mark Weiss for City Council although while at the game and in coverage I tend to keep my milk and meat separados.

Mrs. Anderson, Sara’s mom (i.e. Dartmouth 1988P) said hi. Mrs. Kenyon said “go grateful dead” and that her son was voting for me. I said I’d email Sara. Nice lady, works in admin at private school in SF. “Hi, Sara”.

Dartmouth going to win today. Dartmouth has to win today. As the backs and years go tearing by.

oh, i also texted Stephanie Savides Gunn 1983 and my former Fremont Hills playground playmate thusly: Congrats Sami Andrew 6-0, 6-1 over Sequoia number 1 singles. Will tell Dartmouth “lookout” Mark Weiss Gunn 1982 Dartmouth 86 titans boys #13 singles i.e. jv

And the Daily News says Gunn blanked Homestead 12-0 in ladies Water Polo a rare feat!

Gods smiling on us indeedy.

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Dartmouth’s in town again

Thirty-two years later my 86 Shirt fits pretty well

Thirty-two years later my 86 Shirt fits pretty well

Dartmouth plays Holy Cross in Hanover, New Hampshire at 12:30 Eastern time today, Saturday, October 18, 2014 but myself and a group of faithful will huddle at The Patio, also known as Rudy II and Fanny and Alexander’s to watch a mediated version.

edit to add, an hour later:
Gadzooks! ShozBot! Dartmouth- Holy Cross has apparently been bumped by Harvard-Lafayette (?!) so there is no Indian presence here at the Patio, just Briana nursing a cold and longing for East Texas fireflies on a cool fall dusk. James Von Rittman the Dartmouth club events guy should chug. (I left him a voice mail claiming I was in a ruckus with a roomful of Holy Cross types; when I was a freshman and Dartmouth was at Harvard we were told than any two Dartmouth me could whup any three Harvardians, accept at the hockey dorm; Bob Anderson and I — Sarah’s dad, a ’62, had a nice chat about “tradition” if that makes wearing my Ol’ 86 worth the trouble.)

For what its worth I like Tennessee and 17 against Ole Miss in honor of Charlie Young ’88. And the Tar Heels over the YellowJackets, and Mizzou over Florida even if that starts a fight between my cousins RyMo and his sister Jen (who is from Missouri, shook her pompons at Vandy, settled in Atlanta, but is married to a Floridian but truth be told I forget who are Seminoles and who are Gators, so this, like sitting at 10:15 on a Saturday by myself in an empty sports bar, may be moot or at least mooted.

Jah bless. Shabbat shalom. Or in this case, for RW: Shozbot shalom.

edit to add, miles to go before I sleep: Dartmouth hung on to win 24-21 in what must have been a humdinger. James of the Dartmouth Club called back to explain that the event was cancelled because only 2 people RSVP’d. But the lone Crusader and myself had a nice long chat on football and fatherhood and head injury and I bought him a beef binh ma from Miss Tam (but not Tram, although I did leave a voice mail for Dao Strom) and he owes me that plus one on the account of our gentleman’s bet on this game. Meanwhile, although Stanford lost (without Cajuste), I picked winners in Mizzou and Tar Heels (although looks like Ole Miss Butch Make It Look EZ covered against the Vols).

Jim Mahon and Mark Weiss Palo Alto and ex-Worcesterites, 2014 slefies

Jim Mahon and Mark Weiss Palo Alto and ex-Worcesterites, 2014 slefies

My man the former Holy Cross linebacker reminded me of a detective from Jonathan Lethem Motherless Brooklyn and or Sam Spade (but not the Bogie version) and most importantly the Continental Op. He’s James Mahon the San Bruno based attorney I hope he does not mind me blowing his cover. See ya around, Jim! Good story about epidemiology. We could have taped that whole thing for a “My Dinner with Andre” type thing.

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Bat McCoomb hey hey

I don’t know her but would like to manage Carol McCoomb in an Is mutants tribute, Brazilian blue grass or some Thing.

Meanwhile Frank Ford who obligato kindly endorse and I am not a quid pro quo playa shot the deputy me with a decent sounding ukelele whochs reminds also flea street las pulgas from Hawaii.

Ukes not Nukes bra.

How many projects that?

Howzit

And how

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Teddy Franco and Terry Acebo

posted to pulse

esther and teddy just like old times courtesy victoria pulse

esther and teddy just like old times courtesy victoria pulse

I am fit to serve in leadership as Palo Alto City Council or ARB member, but Terry wanted me to take her to dinner so we blew off chance to meet Teddy.

so it goes.

I know Michael Wolff slightly so it was weird to watch his son play “teddy” in the Palo alto movie.

read my spoof about the Franco’s and “420 Cambridge”

edit to add, three days later:
blogger and poltical ingenue Victoria Thorpe called my 100 word proposed post “incoherent and irrelevant” and deleted rather than let her three readers or her puppet master decide for selfs. This, while far from explicating, colors between the lines a wee bit (and yes I admit I spelled the jazz pianist incorrectly; also, Val Kilmer’s son plays “Teddy’ while Michael’s son plays “James known as Teddy”.

From the Huff:
Nat Wolff is about to become the breakout star of the summer. The 19-year-old actor not only stars in the film adaptation of John Green’s best-selling young adult novel “The Fault In Our Stars,” he’s the main reason why you should see “Palo Alto,” the new movie based on James Franco’s “Palo Alto: Stories” and directed by Gia Coppola. In the film, which focuses on a group of rebellious high school kids in an urban town, Wolff plays Fred, a slightly psychotic teenager who tends to bring out the worst in his best friend Teddy, played by Jack Kilmer.

The son of jazz pianist Michael Wolff and actress Polly Draper, the actor got his start starring on the Nickelodeon show “The Naked Brothers Band” with younger brother, Alex. While still balancing his music career, Wolff has explored his passion for acting, starring in films such as “Stuck In Love” and “Admission.” He’s also set to play the lead role in John Green’s other book-turned-movie, “Paper Towns.”

Even weirderly, this doo hickey wants to change my girlfriend’s name for me. (and it wants to change weirdly and foohicky)

When I went in to see Dennis Burns about the jew-baiting scenario, he asked me how I feel and I said “bewitched, beguiled and bewildered, it’s a song”. Thank you cancan to my padre.

That feels a lot better, right?

and further: Terry and I caught up with poet laureate without portfolio of San Luis Obisbo, Don Wallis born in ’46 to my ’64; the first thing I told him was that what we have in common was that the Cards won the first series in both years.

I guess John Berryman “Dream Songs” is incoherent if that last book you read was Good Night Moon and not Good Night Mother. Isn’tit pretty? Acerb Ace Aced Aces indeedy. Or are you only allowed one “indeedy” per month?

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Six saints in four shots

Congressperson Zoe Lofgren and former elected water official Greg Zlotnick both Gunn grads, at the school 50-year-50-class event, fall 2014 photo by mbw14

Congressperson Zoe Lofgren and former elected water official Greg Zlotnick both Gunn grads, at the school 50-year-50-class event, fall 2014 photo by mbw14


My smart phone, an android, a MotoX or something, is still a little like herding cats, electronic cats that dream of synthetic cheese, but I have stored 1,571 photos (and 120 short videos), is that is something to crow about.

If I had an hour to spare I would do laundry. No, I would edit these photos to something workable, like 800. (And is it weird to mention right here or write here that yesterday I borrowed a ping pong paddle or was it a table tennis bat and juggled exactly 1,000 hits and then stopped, cleanly, from Darcie the clerk who may or may not vote in the election?). Or 888. A luckier number. Or it might take me a half hour to figure out how to offload or upload or dump the photos from phone to computer, this handy Mac thingy.

So here are four somewhat random shots, a bit dated, from back in September. I am stealing a headline from Virgil Thomson and Gertrude Stein but maybe also my former client Dao Strom of Portland formerly Juneau and her book, the structure, “Grass Roof Tin Roof”. I am beatifying these six people, in the two portraits and two double portraits.

Greg Zlotnick introduced me to Congressperson Zoe Lofgren, which is slightly better than just sticking my hand out and telling her myself, at least according the the former Dartmouth fullback and PhD in psychology Rich Durante who uses an example from Peter Sellers “Being There” Jersy Kosinsky and “Chance the Gardner” to explain context: it’s always better to immediately be put into someone’s construct than just go into their gray matter cold. Zoe tried out her line about never having met a Republican until she got to Terman, the 7th grade, that her dad was blue collar. Later I walked Zoe to her car and she said she didn’t want to tell Palo Altans who to vote for so, no, would not let me impose on our brief acquaintance. There is also a shot of Brad Elman and Zoe; plus Brad and I.

bessHoVisualArtistBess Ho I first me at the music street fair Fete De La Musique I helped produce that year (with Claude Ezran, my former nemesis and now my soul-brother, despite the Harvard credential). She was playing a synthetic piano or something, via her phone. That was 2009, fall. Five years later I at least spotted her as a creative and said “ho” or “hey” but not “hey, ho” like in the video and she posed for a couple shots near her creation — a canvas — but I opt for this somewhat unflattering shot but more real; she is writing her name and number and some product information — high tech stuff that is mumbo jumbo or greek to me geek to me – in my spiral notebook. I just left her a v/m.

Denise Herrman, Gunn principal posing with The Oracle. First day of school issue. We did that, once. We including in this case the up-mentioned (mensch-did) Zlotnick and Elman and I. I just saw Denise at one of my top 3 place to caffeine-ate.

Fourth (or 5 and 6) are two Chinese fellow travelers. I escorted them via CalTrain to Sf and then came right back on one fair. He has a portrait of Powell the General in his book, so he must know his stuff, or Colin does.

The point of this is that she holds The Oracle which has all of our anwers, on the first day of school

The point of this is that she holds The Oracle which has all of our anwers, on the first day of school


I need to move my car NOW.
There is a movie I met see again at 4:30.
There is something at Paly with James Franco and Esther Wojcicki later today, before or after sun ducks behind the planet.

I should swim.
I should try my new jim not newton Ross Road.

I would guess there are twelve 12 magazines pamphlets books on my table here at Coffee Spot 1 even though my TAD tossed out about twelve others just the other day.
Nine hundred sixty posts, probably 500,000 words, about 1,000 pics Iv’e shot and another 1,000 I stole. But are you reading?

his name is Leif like the explorer and she might be anna; he had colin powell in a can

his name is Leif like the explorer and she might be anna; he had colin powell in a can

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My lawn signs are red hot, your lawn signs are diddly squat

posted to the dookie hole:

Terry Acebo Davis and Rob Syrett designed my lawn signs, without my supervision or consent. I agreed to reimburse Terry the $500 she spend, since she is my girlfriend. For 100 signs, about 50 of which we’ve placed. This is my first expenditure of the campaign — towards a limit of $1,000 before I’d have to re-file — actually it’s the first in 5 years of continuous campaigning so to speak (I got 800 votes in 2009 and close to 6,000 in 2012). Terry made some buttons and flyers in 2012 completely independently — I didn’t even point out the typo. In kind, that was.

We’ve actually gotten quite a few compliments, on aesthetic grounds.

Terry and Rob are well-known artists, with collectors.

I’m also endorsed by other artists like Greg Brown, Joe Zirker, Michael Szabo and Rochelle Ford for what that’s worth. Oh yeah, and Matt Gonzalez who ran for Vice President of the United States as a Green on a ticket with Ralph Nader, and was a SF Supe and ran for Mayor of SF and lost to Gavin Newsom by a slim margin, he endorsed me and tells people that he wants to be known as an artist — collage — who dabbled in politics.

or, and this one is for adults only:

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For new mud brick homes on Old Adobe

In 2007 Iraqi-born artist Wafaa Bilal build a mud brick house, similar to our notion of adobe, on the grounds of Montalvo in Saratoga, as part of his residency there. I recall doing a photo-shoot there — analog, disposable camera even — with the artist Stacey Carter, a Maryland-bred blond, who was also Paula Kirkeby’s office assistant during her commission term — and I interviewed the artist by phone for KZSU and I had dinner with him and several others, including Gordon Knox the artistic director at a Paki restaurant in Santa Clara.

saratoga mud bricks by wafaa bilal

saratoga mud bricks by wafaa bilal

The other day I spoke to Policy and Services about the under-utilized Esther Clark Park which has a marker for the Juana Briones adobe that Palo Alto once had (once, and for 200 years). I think it’s a $50 million asset and we get way less than $1 million use out of it. How about: PARK>

What about hiring Wafaa Bilal to build a cluster of adobe there?

esther clark park palo alto near juana briones adobe former site looking rather bierstadt fall 2014 photo by mark weiss motox4

esther clark park palo alto near juana briones adobe former site looking rather bierstadt fall 2014 photo by mark weiss motox4

i would support on the other hand a 101 foot bat column by oldenburg

i would support on the other hand a 101 foot bat column by oldenburg

edit to add: I read this into the record at 8:31 today and commission or board chair Lee Lippert said that at 10:16 there will be an earthquake drill. Meanwhile we of the ARB are talking 3672 Middlefield continued from Sept. 18 hearing about antenna: I may speak and say “continued from Sept. 18 there is still no center field foul pole in baseball but if you can buy a claes oldenburg bat spinning at the speed of light you can hang what doohickey you like from that. which might take 30 seconds.

alex blandino the former jordan middle school student who played 63 games for the reds affiliates in dayton ohio and billings montana told me sunday that there were no center field foul poles in those two sites either. what says pete fukuhara?

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ARB GB RIP

Oldenburg met his match in good ol' Greg this South Side Aquarius vouches

Oldenburg met his match in good ol’ Greg this South Side Aquarius vouches

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Taking charge with Rich Kelley

rich kelley left and mark weiss right or vice versa

rich kelley left and mark weiss right or vice versa

Rich Kelley, a Woodside resident and former NBA and Stanford basketball player, said he would not endorse me but agreed to pose still for a selfie, the au courant exchange.

It helped that I name dropped Bud Presley and made a metaphor of taking the charge against the developers rather than stepping aside and letting them go past for easy lay ins, like we have for the last 20 quarters or so.

His father was the famous real estate man Ryland Kelley, but was also a poet and promoter of local musicians, like Freddy Clarke of Wobbly World. I saw them at CoHo.kelley

“Don’t call me sir” he said as he galloped off into the morning. “Rich!” I yelled back. He made it sound like he would check up on me and maybe might call back with an endorsement. Definitely one of the more memorable nine minutes in this five year process of civic engagement. I caught up to him a block ahead and arrived breathing hard, which he said threw him off at first.

I name checked my coach Hans Delannoy who opposed Rich in the 1970 SPAL semifinals, and Nick Peterson, his former teammate now my neighbor or Terry’s rather in Downtown north. Nick and Hans both endorse me and have my shingle on their respective abodes.

Reminds that I should check back with Jason Peery the former Pinewood player and current Pinewood coach, from a prominent family I met at his yard sale, or his wife’s more likely. Nice guy, said he would probably vote for me on the basketball count. Did I mention I was a reserve small forward on a 25-3 League champ and CCS runner-up Gunn Titan team?

edit to add, and reposted four months later: Yes, I lost the election but just as the guy who gets a lot of talking points out of four total varsity points for the champion Titans, I talk up the 2,100 or so who voted for me, that we, as a group, could change the world, and all that. Meanwhile, speaking of Bud Presley, Hans and I saw his plaque at the San Mateo County Sports Hall of Fame and coach Del struck the pose:

Hans Delannoy, 2015

Hans Delannoy, 2015

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Two Terman aces pass in the lobby

Caleb Choy, Sara Choy I am guessing this is her big bro

Caleb Choy, Sara Choy I am guessing this is her big bro

Sara Choy and her mom entered the building the same time as I did last night.

“Hi,” I said, “Are you going to Gunn now?”

No, Sacred Heart, the 15-year-old replied.

“What?” I responded in mock incredulity. “Barrie Bulmore. Stephanie Savides. Rebecca Dirksen..All Gunn players. All CCS champs.”

Choys 1 and 2 merely stared.

“Ok, they are closer to your Mom’s age I guess”.

I asked her if she was hoping to win the CCS this year, her freshman year. The Oak Creek newsletter in 2012 had mentioned that Sara (no last name) was ranked Number 1 in Girls 12s in Norcal. I chatted her up one day in the laundry room, she dragging a bag almost as large as she is.

“Go for it! You can do it!” They ducked into the elevator why I opted for the stairs.

Twelve hours later, recalling all of above, I search her to learn, in fact, that Sara Choy of Sacred Heart, according to John Reid of the Merc, beat a young lady from M-A, the defending CCS champ. She coulda been, no she is, bona fide, a contender.

sarasmile
Just for yucks this a.m. from Peets of Menlo, I tried to reach Stephanie Savides.

“Hi, Stephanie. This is Mark Weiss. Gunn ’82. A former jayvee tennis player although I was also, for one day perhaps, number 1 on the Terman Junior High ladder. And you may also recall that in 1988 we walked a precinct together for Tom Campbell. Or was it Becky Morgan? I’m writing about youth tennis and would appreciate a call back. I’m writing about Sara Choy. They are comparing her to you. Or I am.”

Stephanie I think won CCS or at least, with her sister and bitter rival Stacy, won league and maybe CCS team for Gunn, in 1982 or 1883 or so. Steph played for Stanford while Stacy played for Cal. (Tom their brother played for Harvard, with Kevin Skelly, later PASD chief). I saw Stephanie in 1988 or so win the Nor Cal Open Title (i.e. pro) at Cuesta in Mountain View. She also sold a property recently on Uni Ave in Palo Alto, I’m curious about.

Truth be told –always, here at Plastic Alto, or it’s a Mark Twain-type “stretcher” – I was number 13 for Gunn, in 1982, although I played in three not four matches and therefore never lettered. (Long digression I will spare you on that distinction). Thirteen is number 4 JV. I recall unfortunately losing to Dave Feldman which was for the team match, v. Paly. At Terman the program was co-ed and by luck of the draw I drew the number 1 seed for our ladder. Justin Clayton disposed of me quite properly on the first available challenge but Stephanie Savides as a sevvie bagged him shortly thereafter. Just for yucks here’s a shout to other tennis legends of my era: Matt Porteus, Jeff Kessler, Craig Evans, Jeff Taber, Ben Junta, Richard Nielson, Gary Castillo, Jay Miller, Heebner, John Saviano, Burdick. Rick Arons, Ken Arnold, Doug Knapp — WHO I BEAT IN A LADDER CHALLENGE AT PRACTICE DESPITE RICK FISHER FROM HIS VETTE SPURRING HIM ON — and Ethan Stolzenberg. For those of you knew to the rodeo Gunn won 200 consecutive matches between 1968 and 1979 our freshman year and broke a national record, had seven consecutive CCS titles for boys and one year had their then 1 (Nick Saviano) and 4 (Chip Hooper) end up in the top 50 in the world.

Anyhow good luck to Sara Choy — I will try to catch the CCS tourney for ladies. (Call me back Michael Jessup and Stephanie Savides. Stacy Savides meanwhile is retired from Google I hear and underwrites as a form of noblesse oblige the former Mini Mart behind Terman now called CandyShack or something, not cheap, but yummy although you cannot really hang there unless you have braces).

I first heard about Sara from the Oak Creek newsletter; Jessup trains some amazing kids there or here. You couldn’t not notice Sara Choy as something unusual on the court, like the scene in “A Sense of Where You Are” where the author’s father lets the author notice the beauty of young Bill Bradley doing his warm-ups.

Stephanie Savides, thirty years after being a CCS champ; call her at 464-3581 if you want to kick butt in a buyer or seller (but not both) real estate transaction

Stephanie Savides, thirty years after being a CCS champ; call her at 464-3581 if you want to kick butt in a buyer or seller (but not both) real estate transaction

coda: gratuitous lit ref:
YOU don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly–Tom’s Aunt Polly, she is–and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before. (when I write stretchers here I think Chip Hooper, he so tall)

coda 2: come to think of it, an hour in, as coffee hits the synapses, I have an item about Mundo or Mungo the stringing legend, who I visited the day he packed up his Ramona Street workshop, and photos. check back.

Kelly Colbert Baynham, married to Wade Baynham, a former Stanford Dolly, the daughter of golf legend Jim Colbert, who I knew as part of the Christian folk rock group BASICS, I asked once if she played tennis: “Number 6 in Nevada” with a shrug; it’s a largely desolate place. And one: or let first second service: last I saw of Rebecca Dirksen — and you can hardly believe me if you know me at all that I did not say hi, merely noted, for future Plastic Alto use years later — she was coaching at Chapel Hill Tar Heels and eating like me at a restaurant owned by Mac MacCaughan’s wife, his baby-mom, Mac of Superchunk that is.

edit to add, later that day: ran into Sara’s Mom, Karen at Oak Creek clubhouse. She corrected my article that the girl she deposed as Queen of Mid Peninsula Prep and Probably CCS is from Menlo not M-A, hence the Bill Shine quote, duh. She said her daughter is 1 year 3 months younger than the one from Atherton who did well in a Grand Slam and they used to hit together but no Sara is not at that level yet. They are from China. This is her son with the website pictured above. I said I hope to catch a CCS tourney match and yes I am sorry and sad that Sacred Heart gain is Gunn loss. I helped her find John’s story on line it is not in the Merc hard copy here at the Oak.

edit to add, later that night: heard back from my Gunn Terman and Fremont Hills schoolmate Stephanie Savides who told me that at age 16 she won the California State Open tournament i.e. she was the best female tennis player period in California. She has a daughter playing for M-A. She had seen Sara due to her friendship with a Sacred Heart coach and Sara’s personal coach, who is not Michael Jessup. And I noted later that although the outcome at number 1 singles was newsworthy, Menlo actually won the match 6 to 1.

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