Six saints in four shots

Congressperson Zoe Lofgren and former elected water official Greg Zlotnick both Gunn grads, at the school 50-year-50-class event, fall 2014 photo by mbw14

Congressperson Zoe Lofgren and former elected water official Greg Zlotnick both Gunn grads, at the school 50-year-50-class event, fall 2014 photo by mbw14


My smart phone, an android, a MotoX or something, is still a little like herding cats, electronic cats that dream of synthetic cheese, but I have stored 1,571 photos (and 120 short videos), is that is something to crow about.

If I had an hour to spare I would do laundry. No, I would edit these photos to something workable, like 800. (And is it weird to mention right here or write here that yesterday I borrowed a ping pong paddle or was it a table tennis bat and juggled exactly 1,000 hits and then stopped, cleanly, from Darcie the clerk who may or may not vote in the election?). Or 888. A luckier number. Or it might take me a half hour to figure out how to offload or upload or dump the photos from phone to computer, this handy Mac thingy.

So here are four somewhat random shots, a bit dated, from back in September. I am stealing a headline from Virgil Thomson and Gertrude Stein but maybe also my former client Dao Strom of Portland formerly Juneau and her book, the structure, “Grass Roof Tin Roof”. I am beatifying these six people, in the two portraits and two double portraits.

Greg Zlotnick introduced me to Congressperson Zoe Lofgren, which is slightly better than just sticking my hand out and telling her myself, at least according the the former Dartmouth fullback and PhD in psychology Rich Durante who uses an example from Peter Sellers “Being There” Jersy Kosinsky and “Chance the Gardner” to explain context: it’s always better to immediately be put into someone’s construct than just go into their gray matter cold. Zoe tried out her line about never having met a Republican until she got to Terman, the 7th grade, that her dad was blue collar. Later I walked Zoe to her car and she said she didn’t want to tell Palo Altans who to vote for so, no, would not let me impose on our brief acquaintance. There is also a shot of Brad Elman and Zoe; plus Brad and I.

bessHoVisualArtistBess Ho I first me at the music street fair Fete De La Musique I helped produce that year (with Claude Ezran, my former nemesis and now my soul-brother, despite the Harvard credential). She was playing a synthetic piano or something, via her phone. That was 2009, fall. Five years later I at least spotted her as a creative and said “ho” or “hey” but not “hey, ho” like in the video and she posed for a couple shots near her creation — a canvas — but I opt for this somewhat unflattering shot but more real; she is writing her name and number and some product information — high tech stuff that is mumbo jumbo or greek to me geek to me – in my spiral notebook. I just left her a v/m.

Denise Herrman, Gunn principal posing with The Oracle. First day of school issue. We did that, once. We including in this case the up-mentioned (mensch-did) Zlotnick and Elman and I. I just saw Denise at one of my top 3 place to caffeine-ate.

Fourth (or 5 and 6) are two Chinese fellow travelers. I escorted them via CalTrain to Sf and then came right back on one fair. He has a portrait of Powell the General in his book, so he must know his stuff, or Colin does.

The point of this is that she holds The Oracle which has all of our anwers, on the first day of school

The point of this is that she holds The Oracle which has all of our anwers, on the first day of school


I need to move my car NOW.
There is a movie I met see again at 4:30.
There is something at Paly with James Franco and Esther Wojcicki later today, before or after sun ducks behind the planet.

I should swim.
I should try my new jim not newton Ross Road.

I would guess there are twelve 12 magazines pamphlets books on my table here at Coffee Spot 1 even though my TAD tossed out about twelve others just the other day.
Nine hundred sixty posts, probably 500,000 words, about 1,000 pics Iv’e shot and another 1,000 I stole. But are you reading?

his name is Leif like the explorer and she might be anna; he had colin powell in a can

his name is Leif like the explorer and she might be anna; he had colin powell in a can

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My lawn signs are red hot, your lawn signs are diddly squat

posted to the dookie hole:

Terry Acebo Davis and Rob Syrett designed my lawn signs, without my supervision or consent. I agreed to reimburse Terry the $500 she spend, since she is my girlfriend. For 100 signs, about 50 of which we’ve placed. This is my first expenditure of the campaign — towards a limit of $1,000 before I’d have to re-file — actually it’s the first in 5 years of continuous campaigning so to speak (I got 800 votes in 2009 and close to 6,000 in 2012). Terry made some buttons and flyers in 2012 completely independently — I didn’t even point out the typo. In kind, that was.

We’ve actually gotten quite a few compliments, on aesthetic grounds.

Terry and Rob are well-known artists, with collectors.

I’m also endorsed by other artists like Greg Brown, Joe Zirker, Michael Szabo and Rochelle Ford for what that’s worth. Oh yeah, and Matt Gonzalez who ran for Vice President of the United States as a Green on a ticket with Ralph Nader, and was a SF Supe and ran for Mayor of SF and lost to Gavin Newsom by a slim margin, he endorsed me and tells people that he wants to be known as an artist — collage — who dabbled in politics.

or, and this one is for adults only:

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For new mud brick homes on Old Adobe

In 2007 Iraqi-born artist Wafaa Bilal build a mud brick house, similar to our notion of adobe, on the grounds of Montalvo in Saratoga, as part of his residency there. I recall doing a photo-shoot there — analog, disposable camera even — with the artist Stacey Carter, a Maryland-bred blond, who was also Paula Kirkeby’s office assistant during her commission term — and I interviewed the artist by phone for KZSU and I had dinner with him and several others, including Gordon Knox the artistic director at a Paki restaurant in Santa Clara.

saratoga mud bricks by wafaa bilal

saratoga mud bricks by wafaa bilal

The other day I spoke to Policy and Services about the under-utilized Esther Clark Park which has a marker for the Juana Briones adobe that Palo Alto once had (once, and for 200 years). I think it’s a $50 million asset and we get way less than $1 million use out of it. How about: PARK>

What about hiring Wafaa Bilal to build a cluster of adobe there?

esther clark park palo alto near juana briones adobe former site looking rather bierstadt fall 2014 photo by mark weiss motox4

esther clark park palo alto near juana briones adobe former site looking rather bierstadt fall 2014 photo by mark weiss motox4

i would support on the other hand a 101 foot bat column by oldenburg

i would support on the other hand a 101 foot bat column by oldenburg

edit to add: I read this into the record at 8:31 today and commission or board chair Lee Lippert said that at 10:16 there will be an earthquake drill. Meanwhile we of the ARB are talking 3672 Middlefield continued from Sept. 18 hearing about antenna: I may speak and say “continued from Sept. 18 there is still no center field foul pole in baseball but if you can buy a claes oldenburg bat spinning at the speed of light you can hang what doohickey you like from that. which might take 30 seconds.

alex blandino the former jordan middle school student who played 63 games for the reds affiliates in dayton ohio and billings montana told me sunday that there were no center field foul poles in those two sites either. what says pete fukuhara?

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ARB GB RIP

Oldenburg met his match in good ol' Greg this South Side Aquarius vouches

Oldenburg met his match in good ol’ Greg this South Side Aquarius vouches

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Taking charge with Rich Kelley

rich kelley left and mark weiss right or vice versa

rich kelley left and mark weiss right or vice versa

Rich Kelley, a Woodside resident and former NBA and Stanford basketball player, said he would not endorse me but agreed to pose still for a selfie, the au courant exchange.

It helped that I name dropped Bud Presley and made a metaphor of taking the charge against the developers rather than stepping aside and letting them go past for easy lay ins, like we have for the last 20 quarters or so.

His father was the famous real estate man Ryland Kelley, but was also a poet and promoter of local musicians, like Freddy Clarke of Wobbly World. I saw them at CoHo.kelley

“Don’t call me sir” he said as he galloped off into the morning. “Rich!” I yelled back. He made it sound like he would check up on me and maybe might call back with an endorsement. Definitely one of the more memorable nine minutes in this five year process of civic engagement. I caught up to him a block ahead and arrived breathing hard, which he said threw him off at first.

I name checked my coach Hans Delannoy who opposed Rich in the 1970 SPAL semifinals, and Nick Peterson, his former teammate now my neighbor or Terry’s rather in Downtown north. Nick and Hans both endorse me and have my shingle on their respective abodes.

Reminds that I should check back with Jason Peery the former Pinewood player and current Pinewood coach, from a prominent family I met at his yard sale, or his wife’s more likely. Nice guy, said he would probably vote for me on the basketball count. Did I mention I was a reserve small forward on a 25-3 League champ and CCS runner-up Gunn Titan team?

edit to add, and reposted four months later: Yes, I lost the election but just as the guy who gets a lot of talking points out of four total varsity points for the champion Titans, I talk up the 2,100 or so who voted for me, that we, as a group, could change the world, and all that. Meanwhile, speaking of Bud Presley, Hans and I saw his plaque at the San Mateo County Sports Hall of Fame and coach Del struck the pose:

Hans Delannoy, 2015

Hans Delannoy, 2015

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Two Terman aces pass in the lobby

Caleb Choy, Sara Choy I am guessing this is her big bro

Caleb Choy, Sara Choy I am guessing this is her big bro

Sara Choy and her mom entered the building the same time as I did last night.

“Hi,” I said, “Are you going to Gunn now?”

No, Sacred Heart, the 15-year-old replied.

“What?” I responded in mock incredulity. “Barrie Bulmore. Stephanie Savides. Rebecca Dirksen..All Gunn players. All CCS champs.”

Choys 1 and 2 merely stared.

“Ok, they are closer to your Mom’s age I guess”.

I asked her if she was hoping to win the CCS this year, her freshman year. The Oak Creek newsletter in 2012 had mentioned that Sara (no last name) was ranked Number 1 in Girls 12s in Norcal. I chatted her up one day in the laundry room, she dragging a bag almost as large as she is.

“Go for it! You can do it!” They ducked into the elevator why I opted for the stairs.

Twelve hours later, recalling all of above, I search her to learn, in fact, that Sara Choy of Sacred Heart, according to John Reid of the Merc, beat a young lady from M-A, the defending CCS champ. She coulda been, no she is, bona fide, a contender.

sarasmile
Just for yucks this a.m. from Peets of Menlo, I tried to reach Stephanie Savides.

“Hi, Stephanie. This is Mark Weiss. Gunn ’82. A former jayvee tennis player although I was also, for one day perhaps, number 1 on the Terman Junior High ladder. And you may also recall that in 1988 we walked a precinct together for Tom Campbell. Or was it Becky Morgan? I’m writing about youth tennis and would appreciate a call back. I’m writing about Sara Choy. They are comparing her to you. Or I am.”

Stephanie I think won CCS or at least, with her sister and bitter rival Stacy, won league and maybe CCS team for Gunn, in 1982 or 1883 or so. Steph played for Stanford while Stacy played for Cal. (Tom their brother played for Harvard, with Kevin Skelly, later PASD chief). I saw Stephanie in 1988 or so win the Nor Cal Open Title (i.e. pro) at Cuesta in Mountain View. She also sold a property recently on Uni Ave in Palo Alto, I’m curious about.

Truth be told –always, here at Plastic Alto, or it’s a Mark Twain-type “stretcher” – I was number 13 for Gunn, in 1982, although I played in three not four matches and therefore never lettered. (Long digression I will spare you on that distinction). Thirteen is number 4 JV. I recall unfortunately losing to Dave Feldman which was for the team match, v. Paly. At Terman the program was co-ed and by luck of the draw I drew the number 1 seed for our ladder. Justin Clayton disposed of me quite properly on the first available challenge but Stephanie Savides as a sevvie bagged him shortly thereafter. Just for yucks here’s a shout to other tennis legends of my era: Matt Porteus, Jeff Kessler, Craig Evans, Jeff Taber, Ben Junta, Richard Nielson, Gary Castillo, Jay Miller, Heebner, John Saviano, Burdick. Rick Arons, Ken Arnold, Doug Knapp — WHO I BEAT IN A LADDER CHALLENGE AT PRACTICE DESPITE RICK FISHER FROM HIS VETTE SPURRING HIM ON — and Ethan Stolzenberg. For those of you knew to the rodeo Gunn won 200 consecutive matches between 1968 and 1979 our freshman year and broke a national record, had seven consecutive CCS titles for boys and one year had their then 1 (Nick Saviano) and 4 (Chip Hooper) end up in the top 50 in the world.

Anyhow good luck to Sara Choy — I will try to catch the CCS tourney for ladies. (Call me back Michael Jessup and Stephanie Savides. Stacy Savides meanwhile is retired from Google I hear and underwrites as a form of noblesse oblige the former Mini Mart behind Terman now called CandyShack or something, not cheap, but yummy although you cannot really hang there unless you have braces).

I first heard about Sara from the Oak Creek newsletter; Jessup trains some amazing kids there or here. You couldn’t not notice Sara Choy as something unusual on the court, like the scene in “A Sense of Where You Are” where the author’s father lets the author notice the beauty of young Bill Bradley doing his warm-ups.

Stephanie Savides, thirty years after being a CCS champ; call her at 464-3581 if you want to kick butt in a buyer or seller (but not both) real estate transaction

Stephanie Savides, thirty years after being a CCS champ; call her at 464-3581 if you want to kick butt in a buyer or seller (but not both) real estate transaction

coda: gratuitous lit ref:
YOU don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly. There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe Mary. Aunt Polly–Tom’s Aunt Polly, she is–and Mary, and the Widow Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true book, with some stretchers, as I said before. (when I write stretchers here I think Chip Hooper, he so tall)

coda 2: come to think of it, an hour in, as coffee hits the synapses, I have an item about Mundo or Mungo the stringing legend, who I visited the day he packed up his Ramona Street workshop, and photos. check back.

Kelly Colbert Baynham, married to Wade Baynham, a former Stanford Dolly, the daughter of golf legend Jim Colbert, who I knew as part of the Christian folk rock group BASICS, I asked once if she played tennis: “Number 6 in Nevada” with a shrug; it’s a largely desolate place. And one: or let first second service: last I saw of Rebecca Dirksen — and you can hardly believe me if you know me at all that I did not say hi, merely noted, for future Plastic Alto use years later — she was coaching at Chapel Hill Tar Heels and eating like me at a restaurant owned by Mac MacCaughan’s wife, his baby-mom, Mac of Superchunk that is.

edit to add, later that day: ran into Sara’s Mom, Karen at Oak Creek clubhouse. She corrected my article that the girl she deposed as Queen of Mid Peninsula Prep and Probably CCS is from Menlo not M-A, hence the Bill Shine quote, duh. She said her daughter is 1 year 3 months younger than the one from Atherton who did well in a Grand Slam and they used to hit together but no Sara is not at that level yet. They are from China. This is her son with the website pictured above. I said I hope to catch a CCS tourney match and yes I am sorry and sad that Sacred Heart gain is Gunn loss. I helped her find John’s story on line it is not in the Merc hard copy here at the Oak.

edit to add, later that night: heard back from my Gunn Terman and Fremont Hills schoolmate Stephanie Savides who told me that at age 16 she won the California State Open tournament i.e. she was the best female tennis player period in California. She has a daughter playing for M-A. She had seen Sara due to her friendship with a Sacred Heart coach and Sara’s personal coach, who is not Michael Jessup. And I noted later that although the outcome at number 1 singles was newsworthy, Menlo actually won the match 6 to 1.

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Tongiht at 6 with Anthony Discenza sic

I saw one of these signs near downtown library and shot it and then wondered if it was bad bureaucrat-generated content or so-so public art; I am willing to learn more tonight at 6 or tongiht as some they say

I saw one of these signs near downtown library and shot it and then wondered if it was bad bureaucrat-generated content or so-so public art; I am willing to learn more tonight at 6 or tongiht as some they say

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Se habla bike

Chicanes like the ones on Park Boulevard near Margarita in Ventura neighborhood in Palo Alto were one of 40 design elements described at a bike boulevard workshop Tuesday with Alta Planning. There were more displays than people however

Chicanes like the ones on Park Boulevard near Margarita in Ventura neighborhood in Palo Alto were one of 40 design elements described at a bike boulevard workshop Tuesday with Alta Planning. There were more displays than people however

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Bill Johnson American Moses

Gennady Sheyner did a decent account of my campaign for Palo Alto City Council, despite the fact that I boycotted the Weekly and declined it’s offer to be vetted by publisher Bill Johnson and editor Jocelyn Dong.

I ran into Sheyner today on Cali Ave. The activist, lawyer and humanitarian Winter Dellenbach, re-introducing me to the reporter, said that my yardsigns (designed by Terry Acebo Davis the former Palo Alto arts commissioner, with help from Rob Syrett) were the best she has seen. (I guess, despite the boycott, I can drop one by the Weekly, to their luxuruious $5 Million home on 450 Cambridge, near James Franco’s famous “420”).

I defy GS or anyone to find, out of the half million (500,000) or so words I’ve written, on Plastic Alto, anything “anti-government”. I think I am the one who always says “Government is a we not a they”. I even said, in 2009, “Government is (as I looked out on the audience of the debate, at Sheraton, put on my Chamber of Commerce) Carolyn Tucher…”

I am anti-current-leadership, for sure. The “silent condemnation” treatment is fairly subtle, but thanks for noticing.

(Back on the signs, and maybe or maybe not I will re-edit this for flow, like a Philly-based rapper, soul-mistress but not Ledesi, not that don’t have flo — Floetry? Jill Smith, I dig, er digress, yo, microphone check one two WHAT IS THIS? rumor has it…ALO! ALO! ALO! like the humble but loud pushcarts of Old City, I mean I would rather be compared to a Jerusalem pushcart barker than not, rumor is that Dave Price of the Post, formerly and founder of the Daily News, sold to the Merc for 25 zuzim, or million-zuzim — inflation — Price has not one but two Weiss for Council buttons — I think he is trying to reverse engineer it or prove some slush fund flowing between me and Former Rice Farmer Loves Water Polo Wears Shades.)

The jew-baiter and latent anti-Semitic language encoded in calling me “The Agitator” kind of rankles. Reminds of In Dubious Battle by Steinbeck or parts of Matewan the movie by Sayles. (I might just forward this to ADL).

Keep in mind that the Weekly was founded by famous critic Pete McCloskey if that indicates how and why the Weekly fell off it’s rails. (Although Jim Baer who helped fund 450 Cambridge also helped build the new JCC).

I will re-cap my prob with Bill Johnson, or what I call the “Dong-Johnson Thingy” another time.

Meanwhile, here above is excerpt from Trey Parker’s “Mormon the Musical” a funny song (EXPLICIT) about Westward expansion, see also “Bloody Bloody Andrew Jackson”.

I will suss me out on the “agitator” bit.

edita seconds later: i will update with photo of Bill Johnson watering his flowers, that I sent, with sincere kudos to Tom Dubois, their endorsee. (for the record, tore out the sheet my picture was on, from 2012, and tossed the rest or recyled). also, cathy johnston wife of a candidate asked me if I had read Steve Levy’s column on the candidates and I said no but vowed to donate $5,000 if he endorsed me. Still have not read it but SL himself said he had not. No cigar, fellas.

edita 2:
winter and sheyner — sounds like a Philadelphia song team — like the book about Savannah GA (and…its? JEWS?) but I prefer Stockton, or Amanda Renteria Country, circa 1920:

edita 3, still only minutes later, here at College Terrace libary where I met for first time Andrew Fetter, Gunn 1986 and Princeton 1991, whose sister overlapped with me or our respective classes did at Gunn, and he said he was voting anyone Gunn, which I guess is Weiss, Wolbach and Fredrich, his teacher (both of theirs perhaps): the term “outside agitator” comes up a lot; I may be the first “inside agitator” that is not built by Maytag; like I say: strange moment Palo Alto 2014 when The Establishment pushes for continued rapid change and people like me for argue for continuity are called, I used to say “insurgents or worse” and now indeed “agitators”.

I will circulate this to people wiser and less vested here.

Jason Peery the Pinewood basketball coach told me recently that he will vote for me, based on me saying I played for a 1981 SCVAL champion; I hope to call on him in the next 28 days and let him affirm or disavow. Nice man. Nice yard. Nice yard sale. His wife would not take the $1 (one dollar) I offered for a goofy coffee mug. (picture of mug TK).

My understanding is that LDS support the Broadway show but am willing to broaden my understanding and amend or redact. I am certainly not trying to play two communities against each other. I am mainly saying that when Palo Alto Weekly moved from High to Cambridge they invested in such a way that they cannot cover development, if they ever did.

Read Packer Unwinding and both Chomsky Manufacturing and Bagdikian Media Monopoly and let me know your thoughts.

edita-omega: shout to 6th grader Jeffrey M_ of Palo Alto and his favorite player, the near-Giant-killer Bryce Harper, the youngest player in the MLB.

edit to add, later: I removed some of the more contentious comments. I actually spoke about this once to a local rabbi who said she did not agree that the term “agitator” is an ethnic slur. This previously featured a video sample of a song from the Broadway show, which I really do not know if people find it offensive or not. I do not intend to insult any culture or creed in Palo Alto as a group or as individuals.

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