Pass 10 minutes listening to Tim, Greg and Bob

OR: “Mother Hips” vs “Mister Jones”

I’ve got a funny bee in my bonnet about Frost amphitheater in that Pollstar magazine a trade publication nominated Stanford’s 7,000 capacity outdoor concert venue for best new venue, fittingly — And I went to five shows, playing Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson, Joe Russo’s almost dead, Lionel Richie which pound for pound was probably the best show and the national — but they list the venue as being in Palo Alto. It’s not in Palo Alto, it’s at Stanford. I mean I live in Palo Alto and I can bike or walk to Frost, it’s about two miles. I like being near Frost, and so many other attributes of a world class university — really, all Universe. But one Golden Voice books Frost and they are doing an excellent job, but Goldenvoice – AEG – Anchutz Entertainment Group — the people behind Coachella are not in Palo Alto. I’m bigger in Palo Alto than AEG or BGP are. Two, I think if Frost were considered Palo Alto and not Lasuen Drive Stanford — Frost uses the Bing box office as a mailing address — then Palo Alto the taxpayers would get sales tax — at least on the concessions. (The shopping center and the hospital are on Stanford land but considered Palo Alto.  Oak Creek Apartments and Stanford West are considered Palo Alto — people who live there can vote here.
besides running this “Frost is not in Palo Alto “ thing by my people at Pollstar — I’m a subscriber, I’m in their  data base as a promoter — I actually stopped Rick Mueller as he was going to the awards show in February to first congratulate him — I voted for him I think Ryman or something won — but then also point out the errata or peccadillo.
The venue book I have says Bing is in Palo Alto but doesn’t list Frost. Google has it right. My question is pretty geeky: does AEG list “Palo Alto” or “ Stanford” on their contracts? Should say “Stanford”.
If Goldenvoice opened in Palo Alto that would be good as a fan — like at The Varsity — but maybe bad as Earthwise their competitor.
Livenation meanwhile — the former Bill Graham Presents and former SFX and former Clear Channel just sold 5 percent of their equity for $500m to the sovereign wealth fund of Saudi Arabia meaning that for every $40 you spend on a future Taylor Swift show 50 cents goes towards the dismemberment with a butchers saw of a dissident or loudmouth — like me, were I a Saudi — and the ensuing coverup  and two bits worth so to speak goes to prevent women there from reaching orgasm.

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Rick Mueller : UCSB/Golden voice >>BGP—Live Nation >>AEG Golden Voice LA, but books Frost Stanford

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Doug Morris, Universal

 

Bill Graham w Ralph Gleason (I have in my file somewhere a xerox from a book maybe Jim Marshall of Thelonious monk Allen Ginsberg and Bill Graham backstage)

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3D6B5EF5-939D-4927-B9DD-45EDA569575FThis guy fka That Guy Presents or That Kid! rather

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Giants of improvisation VS Mardi Gras VS Beth’s birthday VS Earthwise at The Mitch VS Duke

OR: CLARINET THING AT MITCHELL PARK, FEBRUARY 25, 2020 FULL CONCERT (67 MIN) These are times that try something novel, here in the mediated consciousness stream of my fellow music lovers and coronavirus resisters.
I do believe that our inclination to gather in groups of 200 and listen carefully is instilled and ingrained, after five billion years of evolution – I too am descendent from single cell creatures, RNA and yes the germs.
Plus my raison de etre appreciates live music over the recording industries. But since we did archive the 2/25/20 concert by Clarinet Thing at Mitchell Park Community Center El Palo Alto Room, with a discussion of how to commercially market it some day– to press 4,000 copies and or sell downloads online — we might as well let you enjoy it in the mean and at times very mean, cruel, whiles.
In terms of getting back to the path I’ve been on for 26 years as a concert promoter and you my fellow homo sapiens sapiens and hep cats, like I said for thousands of years, we shall see: Not all the cards have been dealt.
The band comprises: Beth Custer, Ben Goldberg, Sheldon Brown, Harvey Wainappel. There is herein within hearin’ a tribute to former band member Ralph Carney, an original song by Sheldon. The rest of the song is associated with Duke Ellington. The players add other comments about arrangements and influences: Steve Lacy, Billy Strayhorn, RR Kirk. Crew is John Lee sound – -actually the sound for the room was natural, he ran the recording mics. Mark Weiss and Terry Acebo Davis tore tickets at the door and put out the chairs. — this was before social distancing was a thing. (Although sadly and ironically, we learn now that eight members of a Mardi Gras Zulu krewe 2,200 miles away later succumbed to the Covid-19. As of this writing there are about 100 deaths in Santa Clara County, population just under 2,000,000 and the curve seems to be bending.

Caravan arranged by “our dear friend Rob Reich” Lotus Blossom arranged by Harvey Wainappel Billy Strayhorn Echoes of Harlem — the very first thing we learned together as a group; we formed in 1989. Beth says. Black and Tan Fantasy arr by Sheldon Brown Flor Africaine arr by Harvey Wainappel from a trio record with Mingus everybody’s favorite song the Mooch — used to call it a stock arrangement, 1945 c — learned it in junior high circa 1975, he says, Ben Goldberg. Creole Love Call arr Rahsaan Roland Kirk “a prophet for our times” Inflated Tear session E Flat clarinet

Ralph Carney appeared as a special guest in Steven Bernstein’s Diaspora Suite cd release party by Earthwise at Bottom of the Hill in San Francisco, January 28, 2008 — Ben was in that band and on that recording; Beth was an opening act

Arranged by Sheldon Brown and it’s called (something) Stomp

Custer, Goldberg, Harvey, Sheldon — not pictured but that is The Mitch

Contrabass clarinet solo and introduction by Beth using Ralph’s old ax Stare at the Conductor and Wiggle Your Fingers (John Cage reference) A Blues for Ralph Carney Our Dearly Departed Friend and Colleague Whom We Really Liked A Lot!! bw Bosko’s Party 1932 which features a version of “Happy Birthday to You” And1, the next day: these are words of a fictional clarinetist, Rheinhardt, invented by Robert Stone, quoted by George Packer in 1995 — he moonlights as a right wing flack: Americans, our shoulders are broad and sweaty but our breath is sweet. When your American soldier fighting today drops a napalm bomb on a cluster of gibbering chinks, it’s a bomb with a heart. In the heart of that bomb, mysteriously but truly present, is a fat old lady on her way to see the world’s fair. This lady is as innocent as she is fat and motherly. This lady is our nation’s strength. This lady’s innocence if fully unleashed could defoliate every forest in the torrid zone. Rheinhardt is fictional “right wing hack”; Packer is real, and bats left. (“A Hall of Mirrors”, 1967).
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X ‘Alphabetland’ cover art by Wayne White VS ‘OY’ / ‘YO’ at Stanford Cantor

8036646F-2D8D-44A6-B81E-A46AF945E5C4I am a medium cool X fan I think I saw them once at the Fillmore in the 90s and John Doe played my concert series at the Cubberley and DJ Bonebrake played with Susan James gave me his business card. And I know I think it was Christgau said they were the worlds greatest rock band as of one day. But I’m excited to listen to the new record that was brought to me the news of by the virtual LA Times I bought for two zuzim.46360A34-B5C3-467B-B143-420AAFD9920A
i’m literally going to jump in my car and go shoot this Stanford sign from behind so to speak.
(I shot the previous version while imagining writing to EI About Lee Konitz)

Can we possibly imagine X alphabet land cd release show at Mitchell Park?

related plasty Segue I noticed that Arion Press  had sold a bunch of books to the Deyoung museum. And that Hillary favor man had donated and Enrique  Chagoya printed at Sharks Inc.

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Watching 11:57 on a Tuesday morning

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The MC Lars Podcast Episode #13 — Gary K. Wolf — 11/26/18 VS Frying Bacon, Making a Sammy, Eating It quotidien photo series (f Duffy)

I was listening to MC Lars podcast and watching Dave Burd Lil Dicky tv show with the sound off, but since I have short attention span, I went back to John Oliver and he was with Wendy Williams and she was eating a lamb chop, and it reminded me that I was going to fry up the bacon so that it wouldn’t go bad.
So I decided to listen to Lars with Gary Wolf, who is the creator of a series of books that I only know from the Who Framed Roger Rabbit movie and document via my cellphone camera making my lunch.

The podcast is about 90 minutes and I was done with lunch and most of clearn up –the grease is too hot to handle, although Lucky Lee I have a empty dog food can into which it to pour — and pecking away on my blog while they are finishing up.
Lars is talking to Gary at Boston University the afternoon before what most of been an inspired show back in November, 2018.

The sandwich was good. It was a hamburger bun, lightly toasted, a small red pepper sweet and a wee bit of lettuce, plus the bacon, sort of a modified BLT: BLP, close enough.

The photos are timestamped, I will add that if it sems to serve.

The rabbit story takes place in Santa Cruz, which is relevant because Lars is originally from Carmel area. He has a song about Eddie Valient the dick character in Wolf’s sheep clothing. Dick is another word for private detective and has nothing to do with issuing Dave Burd a sub-penis to find out if Jeff Goodby secretly writes his shit. I’m kind of a hater of Dave Burd in that he worked at the ad agency that I haunted back in the 1980s. Another cool thing is that Gary Wolf uses the word “bacon” around minute 46. Ok. So the filming so to speak was all between 11:22 and 11:53 or about a half hour elapsed. And it’s nearly an hour later, mostly waiting for the content to upload to my laptop, given our crappy wifi. And I have to admit that technically although this is deliberately glitch-hop reality hunger David Shields, I actually had to make and eat two sandwiches to get the shot of the chewing action. And as a shout out to Muybridge, I shot two rabit or rapid rather two rather rabbit-like bites. Lars: what is the name of the instrumental intro? Sounds like 1990s punk, like Offspring or Rancid or AFI? I liked the phrase “standardized four-P stutter” when he says “who plugged Roger Rabbit” unless he says “four piece stutter”. Also, does Lars always say “lend me your ears” or only if the subject is hippity hop? My slugline which I’m not sure where you can see it has a bad pun on his name, but I edited it out of the version you can see — I was also watching Cheech and Chong Up in Smoke and they make the same joke about Sgt Stadenko “hard hat” versus “lars bud”… Bedeep, bedeep, bedeep, that’s all folks….!!!! edit to add: fair use lift of Who P-P-P-Plugged: recognized his Oriental rug from the flying scene in Baby Baba and the Forty Thieves. It still bore the stain where Baby Herman had wet his pantaloons during one of Roger’s hare-pin turns. One whole wall displayed autographed photos of famous celebs. Studio prexy Walt Disney and his adopted nephew Mickey. Roger and Baby Herman flanking publicity agent Large Mouth Bassinger. Benny the Cab out for an evening of engine revving with Fangio, the Spanish race car driver. Baby Herman making goo-goo eyes at Carole Lombard and her making them back. Roger even had one of me and Doris. Together and happy. A collector’s item if ever there was one. A faded chunk of wall space contained a hook but no likeness. In a nearby wastebasket, I spied a silver picture frame. I eyeballed its eight by ten. Jessica Rabbit, Roger’s hotcha wife. She looked terrific, even scraped and torn by broken glass. Roger opened the breastplate in the suit of armor he’d worn in Sleepless Knights. With its straight-up-and-pointy iron ears, it would have made a perfect cocktail fork for the giant who lived at the top of Jack’s bean stalk. Roger had a better use for it. He’d converted its hollow innards into a bar. “Drink?” “Every chance I get.” He set out glasses–decaled with his likeness–and poured from a bottle of bourbon with more years on it than a perpetual calendar. I’ll say one thing in the rabbit’s favor. He didn’t know when to stop.
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Thumbs up for Nina Katchadourian and her 24,000 imitators

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Flashback to May 2, two years ago, with Lars and Mark

MC Lars was in England explaining the relationship between hip-hop Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe to a group of students, on May 2, 2018.
He had them hitting the trochee hard. Upon the trochee hard they hit; something something think of it.

My records indicate that at approximately the same time depending which way the earth turns I forget I had made a meatloaf:

 

I was in Palo Alto California not England which also means I was not far from where MC Lars had done university. Coinkydinky – that’s a coined term here in Plastic Alto – -and shout out to Rachel Garlin who went to Harvard and played varsity basketball there and has a podcast live thingy starting, actually with a rapper on the same show Whitney Peyton, it’s called Curve, I’m hoping my wife will help me load it on her computer – she’s the one with Zoom — we did our Sedar with Zoom this year although we couldn’t deprivatize our mic so the could see us and not hear us – -just as well — we had meat loaf last night and today, while the lamb that was supposed to be for Easter is still lingering or languishing but not marinating — Rachel has a new cd called Greenmode or Mondegreen rather which is a word that is in my Webster’s Ill but not my Webster’s Ninth its a new word and it means when you mishear a lyric or poem and invent a substitute. the Mondegreen is from some poem about a lady who is actually not green. Excuse me while I kiss this guy, that sort of thing.
Anyways, two out of three ain’t bad. (And Rachel teaches junior high so maybe she and Lars can collaborate too..)

meat loaf, i made, side angle, may 3, 2018

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Total recall: one hundred short films about November, 2019, not to exceed an hour total viewing time nor 30 seconds each, unless they feature Matt The Electrician

1. 11/1/19 Palo Alto (recycling)
2. 11/1/19 Palo Alto Lytton Plaza (music)
3. 11/2/19 Palo Alto (media)
4. 11/2/19 Palo Alto (media)
5. 11/2/19 Palo Alto (dog)
6. 11/2/19 Palo Alto Barron Park (street train)
7. 11/2/19 San Francisco (basketball)
8. 11/2/19 San Francisco (miscellaneous)
9. 11/219 Palo Alto (media)
10. 11/4/19 Palo Alto (dog)
11. 11/4/19 Palo Alto (media)
12. 11/6/19 Palo Alto (dog)
13. 11/6/19 Palo Alto (donation)
14. 11/8/19 Palo Alto (dog)
15. 11/9/19 Palo Alto (dog)
16. 11/9/19 Palo Alto (volleyball)
17. 11/9/19 San Jose (hockey)
18. 11/10/19 Palo Alto (dog)
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She’s a little piece of data don’t you know

This muddles my narrative a wee bit but is promising

Stella Brooks(1910-2002) is earning money, 18 years after her death and, in effect, loaning the money back to the people of the United States for cultural purposes.
The San Francisco singer has seven songs among the 60,000 in the catalog of Folkways, part of the Smithsonian, which is a public cultural trust.
I received by snail mail her royalty statement that shows she earned $25 (twenty five dollars) in the second half of 2019, and has a total of $108 on account, which is what I mean by a loan back to the system.
She sold eight cds to earn $4, and 57,000 streams to earn another $21 for her performances.
Although I have a comp copy of a cd compilation or EP with just her songs, the searchable title is a split EP with Greta Keller called “Diverse Songs and Moods of the 1940s…”
Her songbook comprises these seven standards, of six standards and her signature song which is a chesnut or novelty song:
“Ballin’ the Jack” — 12,308 (earns the label $52 and she $3;
“I’m A Little Piece of Leather” — 8,426 ($50 and $2.50);
“As Long As i Live” — 8,399 ($86 unless that’s a typo and $4);
“I’ll Never Be The Same” — 8,147 ($44 and $2);
“Jazz Me Blues” — 6,967 ($39 and $2);
“West End Blues” — 6,739 ($52 and $3);
“St. Louis Blues” — 6,085 ($27 and $1).

The composers include, in order, Harlold Arlen, W.C. Handy.

The producer was Mo Asch, the label founder. Woody Guthrie wrote the liner notes; some people might find these recordings if they are fans of the sidemen and instrumentalists which include Joe Sullivan, piano; Sidney Bechet, clarinet.

“Ballin’ the Jack” refers to the railroad culture and the history of a type of code wherein a full ball means “go” and no ball means slow or stop; it’s slang for “go fast” more than the sense of “balling” to mean have sex. The vernacular expressed itself as far as the Grateful Dead song or songs about railroad speeds.

Although there are other people’s versions of “She’s a Little Piece of Leather” and a northern soul disco version in the UK, for a minute there it seemed like Stella had a writer’s credit here, which might have triggered additional royalties. As a red herring, the Beatles have a version captured during a sound check. The singer of the most famous blues version, Peetie Wheatstraw is himself the subject of several controversies about his actual identity — and a different character in a movie that used that name.

When I saw Stella’s obituary in the San Francisco Chronicle, I was struck by just the intensity of her stare. I reached out to the family and offered to try to promote her legacy and to try to get her recordings re-released or prioritized at the label — it would be great if her performances were used as needle drops in major movies.

Because of her friendship with Tennessee Williams, Stella was recently the subject of a play by Terry Abrahamson at a festival in Massachusetts, “Jazz Funeral for Stella Brooks“.

At one point I imagined she could become some sort of a patron or matron saint of underappreciated singers and artists in San Francisco.

I’m not planning to collect a share, but I would think that she should be able to make more than $25 per term; David Lowery a few years ago wrote an article that said his hit single for Cracker only earned enough to buy a t-shirt thru a major streaming platform.

I believe that eventually writers (and performers) will get a fair shake from the streaming platforms.

She left seven songs and a little trove of datum don’t you know.

bw MENDOZA LINES AND SQUIGGLES Mario Mendoza had 90 hits in 441 at bats but the Topps trading card lists his lifetime major league average as “.278”. This is problematic because “the Mendoza Line” is somewhat famous as a mark of futility; it’s really closer to .200. There’s a band called The Mendoza Line. I have my theory about the concept. To me the answer is not simply “.200” it has to do with concept that your batting average should be higher than your body weight, “he can’t hit his weight”. There’s a related taunt about him being “the strongest man in the league” because the Sunday paper’s used to print the entire table of batters – roughly 500 players – -and if you were very last, around .180 or .199 you had all the other names, in a sense, piled up on top of you. So this 1979 card is troubling in its error in his favor. Also, I think he looks like he weighs more than the 170 lb listed here, at age 30. If Mario Mendoza really weighed 170 and hit .278 he would not me immortalized in this joking manner. He is really batting .204 and I’m guessing he runs about 210 here, just like me. Mario turns 70 this Christmas season.

Good fielder, better than Cecil or Prince, there

and 1: Mendoza Line has a sad powerful song about an immigrant losing his life in an industrial accident if Mario’s country of origin is very commentary and a good segue; Maybe Shannon McArdle wants to re-record the songs of Stella Brooks, circling the bases. May 12 coming up is the fictional date of the accident in this song:
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Palo is less Alto without Lee Konitz, 1927-2020

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Lee Konitz is not really from here, and his melody composition is as likely about New Jersey than here, but I want to note his passing.

Lee recorded a song “Palo Alto” in 1950.

I tried to get City Manager Jim Keene to have this recording go over the phone wires if you call City Hall and you are on hold. He wrote the words “Lee Konitz” in his notebook, but it goes on the long list of projects that so far have not come to fruition.

I believe he played Stanford a few years ago. Unclear if he ever played Palo Alto proper.

I read somewhere that “Palo Alto” is a contrafact of “Strike Up The Band”, based on the same structures.

I asked a couple musicians to record a custom version of this song, for that purpose.

There was a jazz group in Italy led by Danilo Gallo called Palo Alto that played his music.

edit to add, 3 minutes later:

Not to put the guy on the spot — he’s very busy and prolific and we’ve never met:

Hi, Jacob. (from July, 2011 — nearly nine years hence)

I am hoping to produce a performance or recording of “Palo Alto” by Lee Konitz. I could use a performer and or producer and or arranger, maybe you can help.
The performance (recording) would be submitted as a demo to Palo Alto City Manager James Keene along with a proposal for the City of Palo Alto to add the song or the performance to its cultural collection. Maybe the song or soundbyte could be used as “hold music” when people call City Hall. Or as a ringback.
I think producing a unique version there might be opportunity to simplify or alter the hook so that people hear the hook better. The melody is kinda subtle. I am wondering about like a :15 or a :30 edit plus an entire song.
I am thinking of the fact that I went to Gunn High School here and at football games, the band goes into Peter Gunn theme song after touchdowns. Just first few measures.
Or years ago, at 49ers game, a band (maybe it was Turk Murphy) would play first few measures of “San Francisco, Open Your Golden Gates” after touchdowns.
Or people easily identify the melody (but who knows the name of the composition) of “the Tonight Show” theme, just the first few bars.
I want all Palo Altans to know there is a song called “Palo Alto” by a man named Lee Konitz and I would like them to recognize that melody (or our proposed simplified or enhanced version of it).
I think doing a little session is better than re-mixing someone’s session, or editing a sample from someone’s catalog.
What might this cost?
Mark Weiss
concert promoter, artist manager
ran for Palo Alto City Council in 2009 on an arts platform (and lost)
Leah Garchik is somehow a big muse for me; I respond strongly to things she writes about. I occassionally contribute a printable item for her.
I offer locally a host of ideas for our cultural life here; some get adapted and developed, some don’t. I did mention this to our City Manager Jim Keene once who wrote “Konitz” in his notebook. I could always just check out from our library the relevant cd and drop it on his desk, but producing a small session seems more elegant.
Not sure how mechanical royalties work for such usages but certainly we would want composer credited and paid. And yes, I know that he may be thinking of a different “Palo Alto”
When I was (…..)’ manager he recorded a cd in Mike Brorby’s studio in Brooklyn — seems like the right kind of room for this, if its still there. Or a home set up could work, pro tools.
I could think of ten other “palo alto” related compositions if you wanted to go deeper into this. Jason Olaine the former Verve Producer and current Yoshi’s booker is from here; I have thought about producing “palo alto the jazz album” with him, maybe i mentioned it to him.
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This one is from 2007: (and it says that Konitz played Stanford in 2007)

Hi Mark. Here I am, sorry for delay…

Thank you for writing me… Yes Palo Alto is a band , a quartet, italian one, we made 2 records,  the first was a tribute to the music of Lennie Tristano & Lee Konitz ( http://www.allaboutjazz.com/php/article.php?id=10993 ) and the second “Crash Test” consists of original compositions  released by a german label (www.jazznarts.de )

The former band is a quartet with me on double bass, Nicola Fazzini on alto saxophone, Dario Volpi on guitar and Zeno De Rossi on drums… We made a lot of concerts all around Europe, both Tristano/Konitz project and our music…. We still exist, even if we do not so much as before, but it’s a band that I love it!!

It could be great to come there and perform in Palo Alto, this town ispired our name and many stories…
as soon as possible I send you cds.

thank you again, danilo


From: mark weiss <earwopa@yahoo.com>
To: danilogallo@hotmail.com
Subject: Palo Alto “crash test” lee konitz lennie tristano
Date: Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:56:54 -0700 (PDT)
Danilo Gallo
jazz musician
Venice Italia

Dear Mr. Gallo:

I am a jazz journalist, artist manager and concert
promoter in Palo Alto, California, USA.

I was happy to learn that there is a jazz group in
Italia named “Palo Alto”, si? It is a tribute to
Lennie Tristano and Lee Konitz, si?

Please give me more information. Maybe I can help
arrange a tour or visit here to perform.

Mark Weiss
Earthwise Productions and Management
PO Box 60786
Palo Alto, CA 94306 USA

tel: 650.XXXXXXXXX
earwopa@yahoo.com

I am sorry I do not speak Italian.

Lee Konitz performs in Palo Alto on 4 Aug 2007
http://www.stanfordjazz.org/jazzfestival/08_04.html

 

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