Russell and I versus a cold, uncaring universe

Three-seventeenths1418594078652 into my Guinness, Niners  down by 3 their third possession, bookbag dangling, girlfriend independent, still Harbaugh-hating, 30 plus years, I am of mixed demeanor at The Old Pro, pressed between two parties of strangers, missing a quansutts gritty familiar stance and Ramona as a pizza parlor. But I do root, quietly for Sherman and Wilson, you would already know, if you read me.

I am reading about the Koch bros during bad very bad commercial interstices and making as Scoop Nisker suggested my own news or noise or symbols 2 easily manipulated.

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Helge Ternsten art at Smith-Andersen in Palo Alto

this work references a brittish diver and heartthrob

this work references a brittish diver and heartthrob

I own a Matt Gonzales collage referencing Buster Posey from a few years back, from Krevsky Baseball themed art show, so I texted Matt, then Helge Ternsten associate Paul Williams told me that Helge collects Matt, so it goes full circle.
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Paul Williams busts a move

Paul Williams busts a move

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People who inscribed my Terman yearbook, in 1977

I think of the internet as a business tool, not personal, yet cannot help this frivolous and esoteric post. The people who signed my Tiger Tracks:

1. Anna Lee
2. Andy Zenoff
3. Brad Chinn, or maybe Brad Scott, but not Brad Elman
4. Andres Fajardo
5. Chris Strausser
6. Brian Evans
7. Mark Leland
8. Marianne Chowning
I was fit enough to win a trophy and you were fit enough to break one. But it’s ok. 9. Brad Elman
10. Amy Christianson
11. Dana Boyd or possibly Dana Henderson
12. Erik Lindgren (r.i.p.)
13. Florence Reinisch
14. Dave Perry
15. Diane Collman, now known as Diane Skinner of Saratoga
16. Tom Mell: Mark I hope this summer you get a good girl thats very horny have a great summer
(and my mom asked about this one and I said I did not know, in this case, what exactly he meant, partially true, still somewhat true)
17. Peter March
18. Dan Creek: don’t have anything to say! (with a loop on the bang)
19. Natalie (not sure which Natalie, probably not McClure since she was mean to me)
20. Rob Waller
21. Peter Lyon
22. Dave Almond (brother of author Steve Almond)
23. Wendy Hines — I have to admit I do not remember her, she may be an 8th grader
24. Paul Moraga
25. Justin Clayton
26. Katy Jacobs
27. Anita Hochscheid, called me “Whiskey” not in reference to Lynyrd Skynyrd
28. Kristin Horn, whose father played punter for the Colts and played with her baby
years later on my parents rug, with my brother’s wife, Nancy the gyn nurse: did Isabelle Beddows deliver her baby?
29. Karen Grove, admitting unrequited 5th grade “fun”
30. Anne Lindee, who saw me get my first Senior Little League hit, mid-season, a 13 in a 13-15 league, inside out swing on a hanging curveball from Paul Hopper off right field fence, hesitated at second and got thrown out by a mile and a half at third, my teammates laughing at me, and I worried if that was therefore not my first hit. Anne, a golfer I think, weeks later: You are a really great guy and a super baseball player!
31. Darla Cowden, kid sister of high school All America in tennis Rick Cowden but an 8 to my 7, but wow, she wrote 80 words, maybe I should call her!!
32. Holly Wilson
33. holy cow, there is a photo of Tony Mouton on the 8th grade or Varsity wrestling team, pinning an opponent with just his legs and I was just describing this to people last week when current mayor of Palo Alto Nancy Shepherd and I called on Gunn coach Chris Horpel, and Hal Daner was there, then-coach of the Terman wrestlers, but all these years I do not know if I saw the famous pin or just remembered the photo. I last saw Tony Mouton, who later broke Joe Charboneau’s SCVAL home run record in 2008 at memorial for Dan McCalister.
34. Beth, either Davis or Arons, I am guessing Arons. No, Davis
35. Susan Herrington, daughter of Stanford police chief Marv
36. Ted Corbin
37. Eric Cohen, drew a hammer head shark, presaging his art degree with Lobdell and Oliveira at Stanford, and his MFA with Paul McCarthy at UCLA.
38. the other Beth, Arons.
39. Sally Mueller “keep on singing,it’s so cute when ya sing!”
40. anonymous:
Mr. Murray was tight
and so was Miss White
But never fear
see you next year
41. Sunny Geers
42. Ellen Liband
43. Cary Milia
44. another Susan
45. Greg Zlotnick
46. Alisa Patnuade
47. Putt, aka Cheryl Preising
48. Brad Scott
49. Nina Goldberger
50. Maria Gonzalez
51. Marcy Spalletta
52. Mary Laub, born on the same day as I
53. Nancy Parker
54. Mike Cohen
55. Tony Madayag
56. Nancy Sarpa
57. Chris Kelley
58. Kathy Schindler
59. Nick Sturiale

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I have been floated to this thought this hour

Norman Pearl photo of Ronald Reagan in San Mateo, 1966, courtesy of San Mateo Historical and Pearl

Norman Pearl photo of Ronald Reagan in San Mateo, 1966, courtesy of San Mateo Historical and Pearl

1. I spent two minutes trying to hear a recording made at a show I produced in 1999 at the Cub, over the ambient music and noise in 2014 a Sunday at Coupa in Palo Alto, and I caught a bit of the lyric “I have been floated to this thought this hour”.

2. I am schlepping “Tiger Tracks 77” my 7th grade yearbook and exchanged 12 hours ago six texts with one of my classmates, who I said looks like Lauren Bacall (I was standing in lobby of Stanford Theatre at the time)

3. Sally Hemmings, by Annette Gordon Reed which I am suggesting will be an oratorio featuring Jeff Parker music.

4. A funky looking something something –even if one-third of her story checks out — a guitar player for Aaron Neville and Bear clan, in front of Ah-Cah-Sigh or whatnot, I was gonna try the oat mush again but could not wait out the cold.
4.a sweded in 52 minutes later: the Mayor-elect of Palo Alto should be at the Stanford Bowl game, in the suites, in Santa Clara, on Dec. 30, y’all. (her story does not check)

5. Lady at Coupa says I got a free drink after spending $150 with them — new definition of free.

6. Harry Hillman file, I am guessing 200 items will update to add literally.

7. Parker from 3 above played with Joey DeFrancesco at Yoshi’s or SF Jazz and I think cafe Stritch in San Jo either tonight — i will def go — or last night, typical. That i miss it.

8. Mayor Nancy put me on your list to buy tickets to Stanford Bowl game and I will donate a matching amount to PIE or Rec Found.

9. Mayor Elect Karen am I still on your call list or meet list?

10. PAW I am reacting: “The Industry Tripes Back” or more plainly “Palo Alto For War” in that the pro-growth group is in essence an attack on the middle class and poor and on Democratic values.

11. Rolling Stone Magazine, I bought, and should be the basis of a brief item or post: Stevie Nicks? Leonard Cohen? Inside the Koch Brothers toxic empire?

12. Koch’s float my mind to Dupont, and two threads: one, and this may be unfair and unwise: The Jah-Catcher. Two, that Chris Horpel the Gunn uber-coach also trained with DuPont and the Schultzes at FoxCatcher.

13. At Norman Pearl event at San Mateo History Museum the former courthouse, I saw Dartmouthian Ted Everett there and want to invite him to the PAHA jazz soiree I am producing and moderating lwatcdr Sunday, January 25 at Lucie Stern. Also I noted new plaques for Jim Harbaugh and Jim Loscutoff but there say “Peninsula Sports Hall of Fame”? Huh, they are Paly guys, not San Mateo! We need to start an ad hoc North Santa Clara County Sports Hall of Fame to ad hoc their ad hoc block. Palo Club, hellooo?

14. I am repeating the line that my Dartmouth chum the former NSA lawyer Jack Martin chuckled that I said I have posted 500,000 words to a blog with no readers!

15. Nia Taylor a commish here, and not co-opted by industry as far as I can tell, I mentioned to wanting to form a Palo Alto Black History Museum.

16. Like Charlie Rose, I should mean the whole week: I like the scoop about Pete Broberg the Rangers pitcher also held Dr. J to 11 points in hoops. Broberg, if I review my notes, also mentioned Ed Lucas and Karl Hendrikcs I think — with the cubs, speaking of Cub Sessions — former Dartmouth hurler. I want to rig an ad hoc list to rank the Brobergs father and son as top 6 in their respective sports and a rare double: I asked Pete if he is in Top 6 all time Dartmouth hurlers (with Mike Remlinger, Jim Beattie and those two) and then is your dad in top 6 for hoops: well, he was All America three straight years, so yes!!!

17. mine the week not mean the week, freakin auto-spell trolls!

18. I am finally wearing my Keith Haring red tee shirt from DeYoung.

19. Coupa meanwhile is regulating access to internet to manipulate people into leaving faster, not sure what to think. Back up data.

20. Eighteen hundred photos in my phone i could upload to this coo-hickey and edit.

21. Jonesing for high school hoops, and how is Gunn doing? Not averaging 70.

22. Are the warriors still on a run?

23. I missed Spoon last night at Not So Silent Night.

24. Will Svoboda of Stnaford sports info guest me to Bowl if Nancy does not help?

25. Will Steve Almond read my blog, for money?

26. What else to say about Cheryl Strayed?

27. Not one of my seed will sit on the sidewalk and beg your bread….

28. What about rent control?

29. I met two Paly kids who rocked my world, Darren Cook an sculptor and artist potentially bound for Santa Fe — I promised to hook him up with Bruce Beasley here and Mateo Romero in Santa Fe — his dad is in Lyin’ Eyes cover band, and Ms. Price tutoring him on art history despite being a class below. Then I met the Roskophs on the next table, and we schemed of development for Avenidas, he is on board, new my parents, plus Ben Junta!

30. R_ B_ guitar player, for Aaron Neville. (null set)

31. Don’t stand pat, but don’t burr as in too cold, on a sunny day. Going forward, but not for war.

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Oren’s mousse best dessert in town

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Ollie, a dog

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Neutral Milk, June 2 at Cubberley?????

Merge Records, celebrating 25 years of not working for you, but working, tips the news that Jeff Mangum and Neutral Milk Hotel are going on the road next spring and summer, for a limited run.

There is what looks like a blank date between Santa Cruz (Cocoanut Grove Ballroom?) and Eugene, which probably means Frisco and Another Planet or Live Nation or Great American/HSB, but why not fantasize that we will re-open The Cub for this show, or the new Mitchell Center in PA?

Astra Taylor, wife of Jeff, is my pal thanks to me stalking various screenings of “Examined Life”; her sister, Jeff’s in-law, Sunaura Taylor I can commission for a cool poster.

Elephant 6 bands that played The Cub: Creeper Lagoon, Beulah, Olivia Tremor Control, The Music Tapes.

If there is anybody who has earned the right to say "Got Milk?" in this context it is I, on the basis of being Jeff Goodby's go-fer before leaving corporate America for rock and indie roll; not that I wrote "Got Milk?" but I did, while riding a plane with Jeff from SF to LA for his not my meeting with Carl Karcher, suggest that tag lines were getting shorter and there would, for client to be named later, a tag "YO?!" which is eerily prescient of "GOtya?

If there is anybody who has earned the right to say “Got Milk?” in this context it is I, on the basis of being Jeff Goodby’s go-fer before leaving corporate America for rock and indie roll; not that I wrote “Got Milk?” but I did, while riding a plane with Jeff from SF to LA for his not my meeting with Carl Karcher, suggest that tag lines were getting shorter and there would, for client to be named later, a tag “YO?!” which is eerily prescient of “GOtya?


Merge Acts at the Cub: Superchunk, Imperial Teen.

It’s generally not a good idea for a promoter to promise to bring this or that act; never announce a show until there is signed contract in hand. But internet and blogs disrupt all rules, right?

Also, I posted a board tape of OTC on some site if people want to find it. Also, I have what I think are cool mini-posters of that show, if people want to arrange to have one, we can work it out.

AND1:

To
Merge Records
CC
Jim Romeo Jon Wurster Lane Wurster

(former GBS go-fer mark weiss in palo alto ; jeff and or linda harliss would shirley remember
650.305.0701)

in fact you should mine “plastic Alto” for ideas!!

in this link I claim to be the author of the famous ofent-imitated but never eaualleyd tagline

I SENET THIS TO CREATOR OF “GOT MILK” CMAPAING MY FORMER BOSS JEFF GOODBY

I WANT TO PUT IN SERIOUS OFFER FOR NEUTRAL MILK ON 6/2/15 FOR MY 25TH ANNIVER SERIES PALO ALTO

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Steve Almond and Cheryl Strayed as “Sugar” on Rumpus

I’ve been a bit of a hater of Cheryl Strayed but am softening now that I know that Steve Almond has a connection to her. He started the “Sugar” advice column on Rumpus* and then passed that “Torch” to Cheryl. (Similarly, I was editor of the Gunn Oracle and passed that job on to Steve).

Here is Steve on Marc Maron.

(I also dug the Art Alexakis of Everclear cameo as tattoo artist, and the dudes singing “Ripple” and the bit from Linda Perry Four Non Blondes “What’s Up?” but I wondered who was still singing that the year the Jerry died. 1995, vs. 1993. I thought that was Hutz the musician dancing then rolling her wife a knife, probably not).

I want to read “Heroin/e”.

I lied above. The dude said it was heroin but it was actually baking powder. Also, I did not meet a dozen young ladies between 20 and 40 on a recent camping trip, they were people I merely fantasized about between January, 1983 and fall, 2002.

* not that I had heard of it until ten minutes ago, but “sugar” on rumpus sounds like something I have no idea how I knew to search for it, but according to David Niven Errol Flynn would put a bit of cocaine on the tip of his CENSORED as an aphrodisiac. link

also: Hornby if that’s your real name wrote the script, saving me hours of time tearing out and burning pages of the actual Strayed (I say STRAY YED).

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Wild reveals

“Wild” reveals what some of us have long suspected: that plot is the enemy of truth, and that images and emotions can carry meaning more effectively than neatly packaged scenes or carefully scripted character arcs.

I stole that fro the New York Times and admit it.
Not only that, I use heroin. As tooth paste.

I am reuig. I cannot even spell “ruined”. I have sex indiscriminately with almost any young woman between ages of 20 and 40 that asks. (Although it is also true that I am true to my girl, my TAD, Terry, for the last five years — this is a memoir, it took place mostly in the past, a whiles ago. I don’t know. let me get back to you. I have never strayed.)

I thought my hero David Shields would hate Cheryl Strayed a priori, but no he loves her. In the literal sense only. I mean he loves his word. He lies. Not with her about her. Or not. Speaking of truth.

Joni Mitchell or a recording of her voice, when she was young and wild, I can hear it right as a write. Unless I have finally gone along the bend.

And I do recall my trip the length of the AT with future government super-attorneys Ben Clements and Jack Martin, from the New Hampshire New York border back to Hanover. It took a week and four hours. meaning, Now that I am all truth-like it took them a week and it took me four hours because I had a 1984 Chevy Blazer.

We may go to the 4 p.m. screening. We may not. Check back in another 500,000 words for my edit to add.

Now I nod.

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kids don’t do this at home

both sides now, the man says:

robert hilburn says its from “saul bellow the rain king”
I was reading Saul Bellow’s “Henderson the Rain King” on a plane and early in the book Henderson the Rain King is also up in a plane. He’s on his way to Africa and he looks down and sees these clouds. I put down the book, looked out the window and saw clouds too, and I immediately started writing the song. I had no idea that the song would become as popular as it did.

Mark “Stew” Stewart my former client and I ma not Mother Dear, making this up he asks “what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?? fair enough. go see my film
as referenced by mitt fibula matt cibula fucking spell check in pop matters 2003:
he quotes this couplet, from Post Mintstrel Syndrome
“It’s nice to know that Goldie Hawn has a tortured soul / But what does Robert Hilburn know about rock and roll?
I would prefer Goldie even at forty-something to Reese, or Molly Bell…

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Ed Marinero Talking Blues I mean Bruise

recent photo of Dartmouth football legend J. Murry Bowden, with basketball Houston current player Beverley -- they lost to Warriors 2 nights ago, and reminds me repressed memory of 3 hours ago, that Pete Broberg once held Dr. J to 11 points only

recent photo of Dartmouth football legend J. Murray Bowden, with basketball Houston current player Beverley — they lost to Warriors 2 nights ago, and reminds me repressed memory of 3 hours ago, that Pete Broberg once held Dr. J to 11 points only


The supposition is that if I call Murry Bowden the developer, Hanover Industries, in Houston Texas and ask the receptionist “I’m a Dartmouth guy and I want to ask Murry Bowden about ‘Ed Marinero'” would she put me through, would he take the call?

in certain 'green light' you can still see the bruises, from 42 falls ago

in certain ‘green light’ you can still see the bruises, from 42 falls ago


I asked Rick Kimball, who himself, doing business as TCV, manages $5Billion in assets, the other night at The Palace and he guessed yes, Murry Bowden would, forty years later, want to talk about playing against and shutting out Ed Marinero, who otherwise led the nation in rushing two years running.

In October of 1985, while serving as Literary Director of The Dartmouth, I interviewed Bowden on the eve of a 15-year anniversary event commemorating the Lambert Trophy-winning Indians, who shut out six of their nine opponents and were undefeated.

What I recall about the research was that Bowden said then that if someone asked Marinero if he remembers the Dartmouth game, Bowden is certain he would remember how hard he was hit, or individual plays, hit and bruises even.

It’s not bragging if you already done it!

Oddly, I never actually wrote the story, on account of a bout a chicken pox that sent me to Dick’s House for the rest of the week. A plebe named Rich Outzen, from nearby to me at least Aragon High of San Mateo, a footballer, writer and ROTC — later star of Brian Moore documentary “Army Green” — picked up my notes, or did his own research and filled the spot on my layouts. I also recall talking to a black lawyer named Bogan. Bowden and Bogan. This was a couple years before Russell Wilson’s dad played, but as a side-bet I reckon that some of the 1970 footballers were following Russell Wilson since well before Seahawks, maybe Wisconsin or what is it North Carolina State, will edit to add. My recent friend Mike Havern, a high school football QB claims plausibly that he followed Wilson as such. HB Wilson, tried out for the NFL Chargers, the rosters were smaller in those days, but was photographed catching a td in Candlestick in the pre-season. Harris B. Wilson, quite an honest fellow, liked his whiskey clear, et cetera.

There was also something I would want to verify that Murry Bowden would spend the first two or three weeks of the term “second floor of Beta” his fraternity i.e. not go to class and then do a 10-week term in 7 of 8 weeks just for yucks, and still graduated with honors and became a billionaire of what-not.

I was fantasizing about asking him: if you put you and Ed in a room, like a giant wrestling room with a mat, and gave you a length of rope, how long would it take before you, and we are talking two senior citizens these days, how long would it take before you catch Ed, flip him over, hog-tie him with your rope and teach him the first three lines, on key “Men of Dartmouth”? Three minutes, three hours, or infinite play / no can do?

I may try this some day, and then the bet would become: how many Dartmouth guys could call Murray Bowen, use this line and get him talking about Ed Marinero before he tires of the story, notwithstanding The Observer Effect or Murry betting against himself, and thereby somehow raking in another cool million, which he would give to charity, natch.

Not that I am advocating actual wagers, just gentlemen or sportsmen type bets.

And I also recall professor of psychology Christian Jernstedt saying not that it happened to him that a class by classical conditioning taught their prof to turn left or turn right based on their response to him. Can we condition Murry Bowden to answer the phone and tell these stories?

His time is worth $1,000 per hour but the memories are priceless.

edit to add: something about all this took me to Richmond, VA where I was on hold for 15 minutes to speak for 12 minutes with attorney John Samuel “Jack” Martin, my old chum, and I was confusing the former Dartmouth trustee Billy King with Los Gatos 1970 Indian signal-caller Jim Chasey from hereabouts in Los Gatos:
Nov 8, 1970 – Chasey, a. Los Gatos, Cali/., senior, lost no time in moving the Indians 77 yards fa 11 plays -for a touchdown in the first five minutes of the game …
I need to search-injun-internal “Jack Martin” to redact or prepare against other slander charges or invasions of privacy, although he chuckled at my claim that I have posted 1,100 times for close to 500,000 words to “a blog with no readers”.

Bob Marley, “Talkin’ blues” from “Natty Dread” good enough outro:

not sure I will get to ask Murry if he listened to Dylan from ’65 up there in Beta:

Part 2:
I actually woke up this morn interviewing Murry Bowden in my head. Terry meanwhile woke up serenading me with Billy Joel “Don’t Go Changing”. Then we wished four boxes of Christmas stuff from her attic and I suggested she feng shui it this year down to three. Although I do favor her manger which has a figurine representing Frida our now-gone Cocker Spaniel as the center of the universe, and rightly so. St. Frida. Maybe we will snort her ashes as Cheryl Strayed — Terry’s hero — claims to do, with her mother. So here I am “sweding” in a picture of Dr. J., Julius Erving, from his UMass days and I calculate that it is a 2 percent chance this is actually Pete Broberg of Dartmouth holding Erving to 11 points. And apparently I am the only person on the internet to tell this story.

Dr. J getting his b.a., perhaps against Dartmouth, circa 1970

Dr. J getting his b.a., perhaps against Dartmouth, circa 1970

part 3 or strike 3:
tesreau, former Yankee I think and Big Green or Indian coach/manager:
tesreau

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