Willie Mays or unsubscribe

This is my favorite “semi-span” that I sent to a list on my emails, and I just realized that it started with Leah Garchik; also, Maroon 5 was actually in town recently, at a promo at Stanford Shopping that I heard but did not see, “round midnight style”.

A fair number of people did “unsubscribe” over these. This is from May, 2004, eight years ago.

Leah Garchik reports in today’s San Francisco
Chronicle that Willie Mays received an honorary degree
from Yale last week.

That’s not really music news, but “Wow”!

Dr. Willie Mays!

Mark Weiss, a.b.
Earthwise Productions of Palo Alto

Ok, but she also mentions in same column something
about a new music organization AciveMusic that had
Bonnie Raitt and Roy Rogers at recent benefit. That’s
music news. And new Rolling Stone has article
describing Maroon 5 shows at Dartmouth College and
Yale, you see. And both Yale president and Maroon 5
singer are named Levine. (Jews?). And Maroon 5 is
currently #24 on Billboard. And Dr. Willie Mays is
#24. Get it?

btw or edita: Dartmouth ended up following suit and giving Willie a degree as well.

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Garchik chic

— Mark Weiss saw a Palo Alto motorcycle cop with a framed license plate: “I know I know the light was yellow.”

Garchik is now two for seventy-six or so in terms of printing things I suggest to her, a much lower rate than for my neighbor Janice Hough.

edit to add, subtract and calculate: I think it is more like 5-for-31, which I got my scrolling through my email morgue. Although I also sometimes reach her or her machine by phone, so who knows. I can be an obsessive and make a list of things she chose not to write about, pasted in from emails. For the record, I was mentioned in Herb Caen once; cannot recall why. It may haver merely been that I was objecting to something he wrote about the other Mark Weiss. But I met Herb twice, and he signed an autograph on a detachable part of my Underwood: “from my Royal, to your Underwood. Herb Caen.”

Christina Cohen wrote me to say she saw the item.

which kinda reminds me that I sent a note to Garchik about her son and called it “jacobs adder”, but more that I had clipped a vintage Herb Caen column from the April 22, 2012 Chron (actually from October, 1969) but then my girlfriend just “Yesterday” threw it away, along with 112 other clippings and numerous less-processed newspapers; the Caen item was praising The Beatles’ “Abbey Road”.

I started to also note that the same Garchik column above also mentions Warren Hellman, my cousin Lisa Pritzker — although it is spelled “pritzger” –and Ron Turner who people were talking about at the SF Art Show, artMRKT, at Phoenix Hotel. I don’t know Turner but I know his Last Gasp.

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Clear story, obscured

I ran into our former mayor Sid Espinosa and shot this picture of him doing a video pr segment for Palo Alto Art Center Foundation.
The mayor and I actually discussed via text messages whether this shot is appropriate for Plastic Alto. The mayor said he didn’t mind its use and said he would take my word for it that people would find it more charming than offensive, or just bad.
This was about 33 photos ago, in my constant cellphone>email>blog stream of images and ideas. This a.m. I am compelled to react to the excellent Sedge Thomson show, with Jonathan Richman et al, and offer my own less significant offering to the collective conscious.
For the record, the structure is called “Clear Story” by Mildred Howard and is on loan in front of City Hall. Or as Jonathan would say “I’m so confused…”?!

Jonathan Richman performs at Freight And Salvage Tuesday, a benefit for Wavy Gravy’s Camp Winnarainbow.

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Harbaugh comedic monologue take 3

I did another 11-minute-23-second segment of my mock-Jim-Harbaugh tribute Friday at Philz, with the emphasis on mock.

I know if was exactly 11:23 because I did it as a “track act” talking over Pink Floyd “Pigs”.

Why “Pigs”? No reason. A neighbor had burned me a cd, which had recently been remastered by the label; “Animals” from 1977.

I was riffing on the nickname for the ball itself, pigskin. Also, the Pink Floyd album was riffing on George Orwell treatise “Animal Farm.”

I also made this performance something of a “prop act” in that I turned a glass Philz coffee mug into a cowbell, read from both James Franco “Palo Alto” — something about his dad liking math — and a 1963 book about Y.A. Tittle.  A guy named Fabes joined me on stage to help spin the cd, on his Apple computer. I brought my egg-timer to help clock the 11:23. And I had an actual football, albeit a rubber Baden one.

No livestock was harmed in my presentation, although I did scarf down a sausage and egg breakfast burrito right after the hit.

The other acts were considerably better than me, especially Fabes, Remi and Chloe, Michael McCaul, AIR from Cal and Ami Pienkenaruga, who improvised a song about caffeine addiction. Plus our host Jessie. I met a comic Rob Goodman who wore a Spoon shirt and imitated Lil’ Wayne.

our host Jess, who shot the above photos of MBW

Ami wrote, strummed and sang on stage

 

edit to add, Tuesday:

From: mark weiss <earwopa@yahoo.com>
To: “sanjoseimprov@improvcomedyclubsonline.com” <sanjoseimprov@improvcomedyclubsonline.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 2:04 PM
Subject: Re: Gabriel Iglesias, Jim Jefferies, Bill Burr & More!

 

can i open for bill burr? I have a comedic monologue called “the harbaugina monologue” about pro football, machismo and homophobia. I’ve done three ten minute bits at open mike at philz palo alto. see my blog “plastic alto” for more info. i asked joe sib of san jose and “cali calling” monologue if he wanted to sign and record “THM” but he said “keep the day job buddy” which is just as well since i’m in the concert biz.
mark weiss
“plastic alto” blog
earthwise productions and artist management
“the harbaugina monologue”
650.305.0701

From: San Jose Improv Comedy Club and Restaurant <sanjoseimprov@improvcomedyclubsonline.com>
To: earwopa@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 22, 2012 8:58 AM
Subject: Gabriel Iglesias, Jim Jefferies, Bill Burr & More!

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Big man pig man charade you are

edit to add, cuz someone clicked on this years later — something about Harbaugh

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Sissy Hankshaw lives in SF

6 p.m. Wednesday May 16, 2012, Dog Patch. Photo by Mark Weiss

Cruising Third Street in SF at rush hour on my way to Meridian Galley downtown for the poetry art opening, (The Painted Word) this biker and passenger made excellent time, although I slowed to get them, thusly. Sissy Hankshaw the greatest hitchhiker would be proud if the rider upped the biker, or either way.

edita: the people I saw or spoke to at the actual event, but did not shoot, included Matt Gonzalez, Lawrence Ferlinghetti, Peter Selz, Lillian Kaufman Cartwright, Wendyn Cadden, Julie Lala and John, Mario the jazz manager, Tony and Anne, Sue Johnson, Chris Felver’s printer, filmmaker Jesse Block, Garret Caples and John “Jack” Keating.

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Vest Coast

I have this crude, dorky, mash-up bit where I post two youtube windows here and invite my readers/viewers to open and play both simultaneously. While I should really just be gushing about Best Coast, their hit on Late Night tv doubled with a New York Times preview and run out to buy tickets and get my “I’m too old for this shirt” bad self to Oakland Fox for their big shoe Saturday, I am for whatever Plasticky panicky reasons instead inserting the easily exploitable Vanessa Mae doing Donna Summer. So let’s do this:

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Love to love the Donnas

I’d like to see Brett Anderson, Alison Robertson, Maya Ford and, for old times’ sake, Torry “Go Stanford” Castellano wearing satin dresses and covering this disco classic with a 1990s punk rock oomph:

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Harbaugh monologue part 2

Mark Weiss at Philz Palo Alto downtown in May, 2012 doing his Harbaugh bit while the lovely and talented duo of Remi and Chloe wait their turn to sing that song that they used to know.

Two weeks in a row I have done my Harbaugh monologue at the Friday open mic at Philz.

The gist of it is that although he is or was an excellent athlete and a successful coach, I have not been able to shake my first impression that Jim was so into himself that he was a displeasure to play against (I was on the Gunn basketball team while he was on the Paly basketball, football and baseball teams –I have been carrying this feeling around for thirty years).

In spring of 1982, we the Oracle student newspaper at Gunn put out a fake Paly Campanile — The Crapanile -that played on the fact that the real Campanile used pictures of Jim for their Winter Wrap up AND their Spring Preview. We parodied this by writing ad nauseum about “Jim Harbarph” under the headline OUR BOY JIM DOES IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

As I have admitted to people my misgivings, even as a Stanford and 49ers fan, people added to my rap by offering their own “Harbaugh hater” moment or story.

It’s beyond the Gunn-Paly thing, although come to think of it Jim Harbaugh may be the first blue chip Paly athlete who actually lived closer to Gunn. (And for instance, Paly’s top three athletes right now all live within a few blocks of each other in South Palo Alto…and that famous world-changing, Dirk-facing, billionaire in the making point-shooting guard, guess where he was supposed to go?)

Jim can make amends and save himself by quitting pro sports and learning to play hand-drums with a reggae or world beat band; believe me, this will heal him.

Until then, I am entitled to my opinions.

A comedic monologue is not stand-up comedy. I don’t tell a joke and wait for a laugh or not. I talk on and on for about 9 minutes — although I have about three hours of material — then a couple hours later you go “hmm..that was kind of weird!”.

Thanks to Shelley Barnea Smith for taking this photo.

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Steps in stone(d)

Steps in stoned

That’s David Middlebrook, 2000, “Steps in Stone” in front of the Westin, Palo Alto, says Mark Weiss, who admits to being Windows-aided, although he also saw two Middlebrookses just yesterdaze at Montalvo.

Speaking of Montalvo, Beth Custer is in residence there this month, during Montalvo’s Centennial, her third such visit in three years. She is writing and dreaming and also prepping for a performance of her original score to a 1930 Soviet Georgian film, “My Grandmother” which lifts its collective and collectivist petticoats Friday, May 25 in the Garden Theatre outdoors.

I am finding good homes for about 28 postcards promoting the event and plan to walk a stack of them over and into the Hoover Tower. And also I plan to snipe a few to producers of the Reagan and Gorbachev show I saw last week at CEMEX.

A just-arrived Japanese percussionist gifted us all with some mochi snacks, which Montalvo director Kelly Sicat kindly shared with me.

Beth and I walked the gardens, and I also stopped in at the nursery school at Thelma and Highway 9 where I pranced and frolicked more than 40 years ago. School director Heather King pointed out a vintage wooden toy train that was decommissioned for climbing but kept at the corner as a landmark.

Fond memories revisited just yesterday of 43 years prior at University PreSchool on 13560 Saratoga-Sunnyvale Road, corner of Thelma

Alan Black’s breakdown of the UEFA soccer games for the Chronicle and blog reminds me of meeting him in 1990 when we were both clerks at SF’s Green Apple books. He was my guide to the World Cup: root for Northern Ireland over Ireland, Ireland over England and then two years later I saw the U.S top England in Foxboro, MA, two-nil, both on headers.

Alan Black has been in my pantheon of presenters and impresarios for all these years; he produced a live version of “Trainspotting” at Edinburgh Castle well-before the film version reached the U.S.

I sent this as an excloo to Leah Garchk: a Palo Alto motorcyle cop has a license frame that says: I know, I know The light was yellow.

I KNOW I KNOW THE LIGHT WAS YELLOW

I fished from my files a five-part sequence of photos of Frank Gehry’s Disney Concert Hall, shot in 2009 by Michelle Budziak. That’s me in the corner, losing my religion, although I am psyched to find a copy of Moses Maimomades “Guide to The Perplexed” published in 1963 by University of Chicago Press. Seek and find.

Because I was bragging on the bus ride up about my short-lived days as a New Orleans jazz manager I felt compelled to purchase the 2012 Rhino Records set “back in NEW ORLEANS” when our bus stopped at a Starbucks in North Bay, on our way to Oliver Ranch for an art tour. The cd starts with “Hey Pocky A-Way” by the Meters, passes thru Where Ya At Mule” by Dr. John, makes 13 more stops and then finishes with James Booker medley.
Which reminds me that I recently transcribed my own notes about my 2002 phone conversation with Stevenson Palfi, the deceased filmmaker who was also the basis for the Steve Goodman character in “Treme”.

Laura Jacobson, another Gunn alum of our generation, showed me during open studios her ceramic reaction to a Nabokov poem she then challenged me to add to my book cue.

Nelson Mandela’s autobiography, on loan from Palo Alto Downtown, mentions his fondness for Tracy Chapman; also, I recently learned that my Gunn and Dartmouth school-mate Kim Porteus has worked more than 20 years in South Africa as an administrator for the Nelson Mandela Foundation. Fact checked that: Kimberley Porteus is executive director of the Nelson Mandela Institute.

The second attempt at my Harbaugh Hater Monologue Friday at Philz Palo Alto open mic went well. I worked in new bits about Michael Akatiff, up next after me playing blues guitar and vocals, not remembering Jim – they were schoolmates in 1981. I also added details of Greg Zlotnick handing a fake Campanile to Jim on April 1, 1982 and then earlier Friday (May 12, 2012 – thirty years and five weeks laers—telling me to “let it go…get over it…move on”).

Anna Fermin wrote to say her West Coast debut will be next month in San Francisco. She is a Chicago-based roots singer with five albums and two children, who was kind enough to share a bill – and a meal – with Dao Strom my client on tour in The Windy City in July, 2009.

I touched in with my quasi-client quasi-busines partner the potter and artist Jody Naranjo of Albuqueque and Santa Clara pueblo to plot our slowly-firing Pueblo Girls rock band and camp. When Wheelright Museum director Jonathan Batkin was in town he mentioned that there is or was a Roxanne Swenzell installation at a private residence in Palo Alto.

John Mhiripiri of Anthology Film Archives told me of his friend in film at Stanford. His company recently featured a Shingo Francis print on its catalog cover.

I recently decided to hone my focus to three main projects for Warm Weather 2012, plus the Palo Alto Council race plus Beth Custer’s upcoming event. Down from the 106 projects I told Bruce Beasley I was working on when I saw him a few months ago at Smith-Andersen.

I followed those Ground Up signs to 395 Page Mill road to find a Blue Bottle outlet owned and operated by Stanford business lab.

Ground Up coffee, first floor of 395 Page Mill — enter from rear parking lot

Knee deep in this exercise my concentration was broken by the two energetic women sitting and talking next to me at Coupa: they were Deepa Chaudhary of Dutiee Blog and her friend Nora or Norah. Rather than merely linking, I took the liberty of pasting, as well; to wit:

Power and Progress Through Photography, See What a Few Free Cameras Can Do

womenphoto

There is a growing trend of handing cameras to people living in unjust conditions so they can tell their own stories through pictures. I’ve seen a number of such projects listed on Kickstarter (the most popular crowd-funding platform) and many of them are having great success with getting funded.

Thanks Mark, I will mention it!

Leah

Leah, Are you saying that Jacob did the arranging for the “Women’s Voices”/Mother’s Pre-Day show, or that he has, in the past, and on occasion, is or was a member of the party that aranges for Kronos? I think Jacob’s talent is considerable, but you don’t have to mention him on projects that he didn’t work on, and then claim “disclosure”?!

edit to adder: the Japanese artist in residence who brought the mochi, according to the blast, is Mamoru Okuno. And he will perform Friday, May 25 at 6 p.m. before and maybe near Beth Custer’s “My Grandmother” at 7:30 so come early. Beth and I put up flyers for her show in Saratoga Village today, May 17.

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