Category Archives: sex

gender, has to do with females of the species, generally but not pruriently except in rare cases; feminism sometimes.

Stone Fox 3.0

In a pleasing departure from eavesdropping on would-be and wanna-be billionaires regaling each other about their latest rounds of venture funding, angel pitches and other circle-jerking, I watched a recent UC Santa Cruz honors grad named Chelsea Bell show her bikini samples to … Continue reading

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My first earthquake

I got this tip from the cousin of My First Earthquake singer and c0-leader Rebecca Bortman, who walks past my girlfriend’s house occassionally here in Palo Alto AND whom I have twice mistaken for someone I think lives nearby but … Continue reading

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To be young and well-hung in Palo Alto

Beth Lisick the former Saratoga long jump champ, who still looks smashing in a toga, once shot or at least recorded or took notes on Richard Simmons in tight shorts. How she looks in tight shorts I will probably never know. But she gave the world a giant banana! Continue reading

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Plastissimo Alto: or, don’t walk away from the arts, Palo Alto

sid meet bethany. bethay meet sid, and sara and karen and jeanne and enrique and ms. rose if not the Roses per se Continue reading

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Come to think of it

i want you to want me come to think of it,from my perhaps too orderly subconscious, circa 1980 Continue reading

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Brava for Beth Custer

there it was happened so damn fast talked me out of my chair. liplocked stopped the hydrogen jukeob Continue reading

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Three (or more) little Indians and The…Clerk

three little indians sitting on the swaia board. two little indians sitting bull on the swaia board bored. one little indian but not dustin hoffman or sarah mclachan’s agent but first we should check mateo romero microphone check one two what tribes is in montana? Continue reading

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Lardner and Hermosilla Free Show Wednesday at Lytton Plaza

My Dartmouth classmates are holding a mini-reunion Wednesday Oct. 26 at 5 p.m. at Lytton Plaza, 200 University Avenue, at Emerson, across from Stanford Theatre, featuring Sam Lardner and Pedro Hermosilla concert, for Daniel Webster and The World Serio Continue reading

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Ear elephant earwopa whatever

in 1991 i saw alabama play in birmingham but longed for some private time in Tuscaloosa. Continue reading

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film studies teacher

Do you know any good racist and specist and dated songs like “Why Does the Monkey Dunk His Nuts in My Margarita, Sharona?” Continue reading

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