Monthly Archives: April 2019

Run to daylight

The year that tiny Sacred Heart Prep of Atherton, California won the Central Coast Section football championship, I had three friends with boys on the Gunn of Palo Alto team, my alma mater. I attended every game, even on Yom … Continue reading

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A nice thing

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Four photos of Kirsten Gillibrand from her CNN town hall

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Don’t wanna talk about it: Luke Esterkyn VS T.S. Eliot

Don’t want to tangle with you, I’d rather tangle with him die die die I think I’m gonna smash my head T.S. Eliot wrote in 1922 one of the most famous (and difficult) poems in the history of the English … Continue reading

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To penalize my former Terman of Palo Alto, Calif. junior high flag football teammate Bill McGlashan for his alleged wrongdoing, I’m going to Photoshop onto his body, the bald and oversized head of Garo Yepremian, while I paste my 1976 face onto the body of Mac Davis in ‘North Dallas Forty’

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Holy fuck: this new Giants outfielder is a baller

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‘Whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh’ VS ‘Wah-hoo-wah’

“Whoa, whoa, oh, oh, oh” is a lyric or trope or sound made by 20-year-old Claremont, New Hampshire Christian syren Evelyn Cormier, who sang Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” just now on ABC’s “American Idol’. Meanwhile, for readers of “Plastic Alto” … Continue reading

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Shabbat shalom with Joc Pederson

Was the first the Pacific coast league player to hit 30 home runs with 30 stolen bases since lefty O’Doul

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John Waters uses notecards, I use notecards

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Surveillance states?

Surveillance states? I shot a photo of the construction site at 429 University the former design within reach owned by Jaime  and Elizabeth Wong I admit I waited 20 seconds for this man and blue to walk into frame.  20 … Continue reading

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