May I pay my Palo Alto library fine with Bitcoin?

I owe the library about $5. I have three books out, on J.D. Salinger, on “Dollarocracy”, something else, and an Ornette Coleman cd called “Space”. I think there are about 100 titles in the library database that I have paid small fines on — I call this a type of donation, or civil service.

Not that I have any bitcoin, but why not let me pay that fine with it?

Believe me, this will come up.

When I applied for Library Advisory Commission, I was the only candidate interviewed who mentioned any particular authors. The guy selected had a scheme to put RFID in every book to prevent theft!

I facetiously stated, in a private correspondence, that I doubted any of the Palo Alto Yangpu delegation, from a couple years back, knew what side of the river they were on — there are two districts in Shanghai that are being redeveloped. We are part of something (almost as murky as bitcoin) called Smart Cities that is pushing some kind of development there.

The Smart Cities people, whoever or whatever they are, are also pushing Bitcoin.

I was for Ithaca Dollars once, in contrast. Ithaca hours, that is.

I guess Bitcoin are smart. Paul Krugman, like myself, thinks their stupid. Or dangerous. His column from a few months back is called “Bitcoin is Evil“.

Andreeson Horowitz thinks they are smart(the currency), and has placed a $25 million bet on them, called CoinBase, based in SF. Impressive list or team players. Or scary.

Before Palo Alto had Smart Cities relationships — in Shanghai, and Germany — we had Sister Cities. We still do — Oaxaca, Palo, Enschede, and more — but, apparently a mere cultural exchange and friendship is, well, stupid.

Stupid me, for example, texted my Oaxacan brother — my good friend since 1981 –during the Mexico World Cup run, and he texted me back regarding U.S. Belgium.

I saw Nancy Shepherd — our Mayor, her daughter is a school teacher, if that speaks to her intelligence and I think it does — for a minute — two minutes –two Mondays ago and she was mentioning to me but not telling me about her trip to Oaxaca in honor of our 50th anniversary with them.

Coupa takes Bitcoin, not sure how or why.

Actually I tend to bristle and sometimes mouth off when the public sector lets the private sector colonize it; I call this corporate creep. I also track cases where the library looks like a product showcase or mall. This topic does not seem to register at all on the radar of the library director.

I put BitCoin in the same category with the people who want to download their brains to disc and then die and think they will live forever in the post-biological age. It would not surprise me, however, if Bitcoin survives long enough to separate the average people from a few billion dollars, going up to the rich. (Which reminds me of reading somewhere about Mark Cuban saying Silicon Valley is not about start-ups as much as exit strategies; which reminds me of reading somewhere about a CalPirs money manager indicted for corruption).

Wouldn’t the world be great without Government, money and the poor.

Which reminds me of Palo Alto Planning and Transportation commissioner Michael Alcheck stating that he looks forward to a transportation system like in the movie “The Minority Report” which is based on a Philip K. Dick story about a dystopian future of mega-technology. Maybe someday little mechanical spiders will straighten up my apartment.

Bitcoin gains legitimacy bit-by-bit: Is your city ready? by Kevin Ebi, on SmartCities group webpage.

Meanwhile, Oakland has a Bitcoin-championing candidate for Mayor named Bryan Parker, a former investment banker and executive with a high-powered healthcare company, so maybe the Bitcoiners will use our election the same way. Story in East Bay Express and The Chron

edit to add: this doesn’t really go here but “Silicon Valley” the comedy show on HBO, I saw in the L.A. Times big article on Emmy noms. Meanwhile, while linking to that I see that biz journal lauds Netflix of Silicon Valley and 31 content nods…And I caught on tv (whatever that is or something like it) last night lion’s part of “The Prestige” from 2006 about magic and technology with David Bowie as Nikola Tesla: so this is about bitcoin, coinBase, Salinger, Bryan Parker, fictional content about entrepreneurship to much bouncing around — I did not link to the article I saw about mysterious penny stock with $6 billion market cap.

This will all feel that much more simplified once I return those three books and the cd.

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Stew spiked by Lee

I should probably not write about “Passing Strange” Mark “Stew” Stewart or The Negro Problem — MY FORMER CLIENT, 2003-2004, TEN YEARS AGO, let the Sunshine Clause in — SUNSET — WHATEVER — but it suddenly occurs to me that there is a newish Spike Lee movie, about Red Hook, maybe called Red Hook Summer and it is about a preacher and a young man, not Youth from L.A. but Yuta from Atlanta or something — and somebody kinda, you know, gay — and Colman Domingo and D’Adria Aziza and maybe Daniel Breaker and how does this not remind you of Washington and Crenshaw are beautiful at night, stoned angels weep and all that?

Stew: Hey, man, do the right thing.

Spike: Please baby please baby please baby baby please.

Why do you think they call him “spike”?

Note: I spent about 100 to 200 hours with Stew (and sometimes Heidi Rodewald) and exactly 2 minutes with Spike Lee (in an elevator, at NYU Film, which is second floor, in Feb. 2001, and DID NOT ask him if he ever got my letter on the influence of Nigger Jim and Huck Finn on his work), so whose side am I on?

Stew has not been my client in about 10 years and I’ve only seen him about three times in the interim — once at Tamarine in Palo Alto in January, 2005 and once at JCC in SF in 2010 — so I should not bother my gray matter, but it does worry me when checking stewsongs.com there is no action. I just assume there is a spat — Stew being Stew, his attorney Steve Nearenberg would term it — and now a certain amount of sulk. Sometimes things grow there. Don’t go there.

“Red Hook Summer” owes a debt to “Passing Strange” you bet.

arlington hill helped him see everything,  sho-nuf, ya dig, by any means necessary

Or as Adam Duritz says: there’s a little bit of Maria and every thing I write.

I don’t really talk to Stew and I doubt he reads “Plastic Alto” (puh- lease) but I would advise him to move on and, say, start working on a black and unauthorized (is that redundant) version of Franny and Zoey.

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To redeem the work of fools

People have the power, says Patti Smith.

And what says Palo Alto???????

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Oh, Donna

I posted on Gennady Sheyner  (“Candidate Season opens”) that any fewer than 10 candidates for five seats for Palo Alto City Council would mean that Palo Alto has thrown in the towel on Democracy.

The period to pull papers, he reports, starts today and extends probably through August 15.

I presume but have not verified that the basic requirement carries over from 2012: 25 signatures of PA registered voters to qualify and $25 or 100 signatures, but that could change. City Clerk Donna Grider sets appointments to talk candidates thru the process. An oath is administered, either at the pull or the file, I forget which.

Declared so far: Gregg Scharff (i), Nancy Shepherd (i), Eric Filseth, Tom Dubois, Claude Ezran, See Reddy — that’s six. Karen Holman (i) is likely 7.

There were 14 for five in 2009 and 6 for 4 in 2012.

It takes about 8,000 votes to be seated.

The typical candidate spends about $20,000 on yard signs, consultants, ads in the three papers. I think but would have to verify that the Weekly is usually better at predicting the winners, thru it’s endorsement; or, the Weekly endorsement usually carries better than that of Post or News. (just ask: Tim Gray, Corey Levens, Dan Dykwell, endorsed but never seated).

outro, The Donnas “Take it Off” maybe they can re-form to do a special election season version call “Pull Papers” (9, 689 votes, the number shown in the screen capture below, would be a good goal for a City Council candidate)

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No man is an island, one man is a mountain

Trapped in this plastic sheath, I sympathized with the under-employed copywriters, of 1988

Trapped in this plastic sheath, I sympathized with the under-employed copywriters, of 1988

No man is an island, one man is a mountain.

I’ve been carrying that line around for a couple days now.

Don’t have time to complete the thought, let alone circle the square, but will paste in something Howard Gossage or and something Goose Gossage.

I work an honest day and I want an honest meal.

Joe Dimaggio drinking not at Grumpy’s but something with a B.

Separated at birth by Granny Clampett.

Trapped in this plastic sheath I sympathize with the unemployed junior copywriters of the world. — Goose Gossage.

Is there an online list of Howard Gossage winners?

I did just post about Gossage and Grand Canyon. The 1988 Gossage award was a collage that featured hand-set typography broadside embedded by a tear-sheet of a Howard Gossage ad about Irish Whiskey, that stops mid-sentence and either jumps to next page or next week, or in this case 26 years later.

Not sure what to think of the long-haired fellow, although he does know his Clayton Kershaws from his Granny Clampetts

Not sure what to think of the long-haired fellow, although he does know his Clayton Kershaws from his Granny Clampetts

He said he wrote jingles (unlike 77 Maiden Laners) but never mentioned the client in the lyric.

I do have photos of the site on Main Street Venice — if that is not an oxymoron who is? — of Oldenburg binoculars to Gehry walls — and met Shodi who works at Gold’s Gym — and duly note that the large search engine now has the lease on the famous ad agency site. Get it, binoculars…search?

come for the garlic knots, stay for the lack of kerning. C & O Eatery, Venice Pier

come for the garlic knots, stay for the lack of kerning. C & O Eatery, Venice Pier

I also super-social-mediated — to an audience or 1 or 0 — this reaction to the outcome of the World Cup:

gotze cup?!

Irene, I Ryan, Irish Whiskey Distillers

Irene, I Ryan, Irish Whiskey Distillers

Here is someone’s reel of 12 commercials from 1987, including Safeway:

edit to add, after Giants win the pennant:
Those who have formerly worked with Riney say it is no picnic; but they say they always leave the agency better able to create breakthrough ads. “It isn’t a country club,” said Dan Mountain, who recently left Hal Riney to become creative director at Hill Holliday. “It’s like playing for the Green Bay Packers under Vince Lombardi. You get a lot of championship rings, but you have to work for them.”

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Greetings, fellow democrats, all 56 of us

What level of change is appropriate in the California Avenue Focus Area?

Low
Elaborate and describe your vision for the focus area. Consider land uses, urban design, transportation, social equity, and any other aspects that are important to you.

I’d like to see a park, if Fry’s vacates. Not housing. I use Greer Park as precedent.

I just posted* above at Our Palo Alto website, run by Peak Democracy. Apparently I am the 56th person to even see the site and the first to post there (it requires a registration process).

As disturbing is the way Elena Lee uses the term, in her staff report “the civic engagement process” as a substitute for actually working for the people or being a civil servant. She speaks as she is inoculating us, or herself, against criticism that staff is pushing thru an agenda.

edit to add, 12 minutes later: I found another page that said there are 123 visitors so far, with a week left to contribute. I took the cue and offered to publish or upload a photo from my file; it shows a man walking up the tunnel at Cali Ave.

I spent about 45 seconds (after it took a long time, maybe a minute or two, seems longer, to figure out how the widget widges) doing their task: I put “leadership” ahead of “infrastructure” and more.

I hope to add a graph or a sentence about “Peak Democracy” see also George Packer on “Change The World“, which I just found and sent a link to a planning commish.

 

I took this photo, of Cali Ave bike pedestrian tunnel, in 2009; I hope this man is ok.

I took this photo, of Cali Ave bike pedestrian tunnel, in 2009; I hope this man is ok.

 

In terms of reading Lee (42931) I am only on page 3, although beyond this I have another page of internal notes — maybe I will just paste them in here, after about two hours. I like Elena, and appreciated working with her, sitting next to her even, at the June 24 meeting, but do feel that citizens have the right to demand excellence for our tax dollars. And, as the Grand Jury Report evidences (on 6/6/14) there is a certain amount of rot at 250 Hamilton so it would behoove various players to separate themselves from such where they can.

We need a good whistle blower somewhere up there.

Here are my notes (part of this reiterates what I just posted):

What is “scoping”?

How is this not “let’s run this up a flagpole and see who salutes it”? I.e. a page from the industry playbook, and not a government tactic, in good faith, to get input.

The title of her document is also a bad sign; I was always taught that if you write a paper and cannot give it a good title, you probably have not said anything.

In terms of “Fry’s” —when did that site itself enter the discussion? Is she confusing “Ventura-California Plan” with her term “Fry’s/California”?

Is or isn’t Fry’s on the housing element inventory?

Is or isn’t 27 Uni on the housing element inventory?

What is the distinction between being “ABAG compliant” and having a working Comp Plan?

Wouldn’t we be better off dealing with these two issues separately and not creating an initiative that combines and muddles the two?

What is the overlap between the people who pressure leadership to allow more housing and the people who pressure leadership for more office space?

When Elena Lee writes “the community engagement process”

it gives me the creeps because it sounds like a perfunctory course of action, like the proper notice of a meeting. This is a Democracy. Either we are listening to the people or we are not. And people think leadership only listens to the developers. Just as Lytton Plaza is not a free speech area, there is not a community engagement process. She makes it sound like an inoculation.

* I don’t think it lets you post. It just takes in your input and promises to someday spit it back out, or spout it like a fountain. So it is probably not true that I am the first to post there. Maybe all 123 of us cosmonauts have done so. And I am wrong about this new type of Democracy. (it’s funny, to me at least, I had the opposite problem on Eric Filseth’s website: I thought by “Contact” I was sending a private message to he or it, but instead it posts like a “Comment” board)

weird edit to add: there is a mother and two young kids next to me, at Coupa. They are drinking coffee, eating fruit cup and coloring — felt pens on white paper. All three of them, or the two kids with mom adding some genius bar flourish, are drawing the same thing: the Apple logo. Not an apple. Not one of the 100,000,000 objects found in nature. But a corporate logo. I presume she is not Naomi Klein. She has a German accent. Maybe it’s Mrs. Juergen Klinsman. I was tempted but thought better 0f — ok, I admit, she finished, and her bangs no longer blocked her view of me — snapping her photo with my Not Stupid But Not Leading Brand phone. I guess I could ask them to pose. Too many pictures of people under 10 even with parental consent can undermine the cred of a blogger; I met my self-imposed quota a whiles back with the young rockers at Lytton Plaza.

Somewhere in here, if a reader actually reads all 188 posts on Democracy or 800 posts overall, at Plastic Alto, it should state that I am unconvinced on the value of the proliferation of computer technology; I think we are over-subscribed to computers; I also detest what I call “corporate creep.”

Peak Democracy, also known as Open Town Hall, is Berkeley based app with, by their count 1,551 forums 208,592 constituents. I awkwardly cannot find a wikipedia page on Open Town Hall Peak Democracy but a code for commons america page claims that Palo Alto uploaded the format on May 12, 2012. Meanwhile something is moving my fingers and I find them fondling Ellen Ullman, in New York Times, May, 2013 reviewing as “Big Data is Watching You” Evgeny Morozov “To Solve Everything Click Here” also cited by Packer in above.

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Frisell in Napa

Bill Frisell kicked some Americana in Napa, at the City Winery, Sunday, June 7, 2014. Here he is with longtime second guitarist / lap steel whiz Greg Leisz.

frisellNapa

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The four types of growth

what do yo mean there are more than four types of growth?

what do yo mean there are more than four types of growth?

Original – Original growth means that we continue as we have been doing the last five years at least and let the developers do whatever they want whenever they want which in the instant matter means more office space downtown, more dense housing and potentially the world’s tallest building.

Zombie Ice Cream resin by Buff Monster, 2013

Zombie Ice Cream resin by Buff Monster, 2013

Zombie — Zombies are green so zombie growth would mean the same as original growth (more office space downtown, more dense housing, potentially the world’s tallest building) but we pretend there is some environmental benefit, such as the world’s tallest building being next to a train.

Devil — Devil growth means continue as we have been (more office space downtown, more dense housing, potentially the world’s tallest building) but we also create an incentive for churches to convert to more office space.

Skull — Skull growth means continue as we have been (more office space downtown, more dense housing, potentially the world’s tallest building) but we also create an incentive to dig up the dead, burn their remains –perhaps in our new Bixby Park incinerator — and turn Alta Mesa Cemetery into either an office park, a “company-town” for a leading software company, or both. Alta Mesa is 72 acres but does not serve well the 18-32 age bracket of young professionals.

— from Our Palo Alto / Buff Monster Ice Cream resin heads

p.s. when the $325,000 slush fund runs dry, the link above to “Our Palo Alto” may go 404…

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Buff Monster Ice Cream green zombie resin head

buffmonsterI put a $20 token into a gum ball machine at Geffen MOCA in L.A. and got a green zombie resin head ice cream from Buff Monster. (Not to be confused with green-wash net-zero pseudo-choice of four types of unstoppable growth in Our Palo Alto — not be be confused with Oldenburg Good Humor Bar Roxy Rapp 261 Hamilton University Art Building Envelope debacle)

This is not my Buff Monster:

If I think about it, I will re-write my commentary on the Palo Alto Comp Plan / Our Palo Alto four types of growth as “zombie”, “original” “devil” and “skull”.bufficecream
buffmonster

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Brian Aubert v. Brian Auger

I cannot be the first person to mistake Brian Auger for Brian Aubert. I told the bartender/barrista at Ace Hotel — the one who claims to be a drummer, that opened for or appeared with early Modest Mouse — that we had just missed the front man from Silversun Pickup doing a free show, while we were at Hollywood Bowl listening to bad crossover classical. I had seen a listing in the Weekly.
Laterer, I had seen an ad for a free jazz series, in a plaza.

It took me 48 hours or so to think to check the difference.

Auger is a Brit and plays keys.

Aubert is a Yank — although he recently married in Italy — and rocks out. Rocks out in a tenor, at least and shares or shared management with Metallica.

For the Pikul EP, fellow Silverlaker Tanya Haden was enlisted to play cello on the track “Kissing Families”

I’m not sure where I’m getting this, but I’d kinda like to see Brian Auger the Hammond player backing the group of 11-year-olds I saw –twice– at Lytton Plaza doing “Whole Lotta Love”.

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