Ali on the Seth

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I like when Seth Meyers calls Ted Cruz a big toe. That makes Beto O’Rorke my pinky.

And: other Ali
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I should rename this “Ali, Ali, Apple”:

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Cotesdty of Gwen

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Beez in trap w Schoolhouse Rock electricity

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at about 3:15 of a 4 min song, minaj mentions the place of my birth, Chicago, but she calls it “shy town”


In my youth although I did watch too much tv, we had Schoolhouse Rock, especially the Bob Dorough meloldies. People my age still be quoting “conjunction,junction” and “i’m just a bill” for instance. The other day I was channel surfing, 40 years later, and just to stay current I taped a Nicki Minaj special, a compilation of her videos. I notice that this one, “Beez in the Trap” in the end of the song, she shouts out the names, perhaps even by heart, 21 geographic references: Chicago, Hoboken, St. Louis, et cetera. Maybe there is a 10-year-old reciting somewhere this list for her geography class.
(Maybe I’ll update with the complete list; and I sort of missed the part but can edit to add which states Miss Minaj says has the most bees. The version on the internet has more info than the one I taped off tv. (Mommy, what does “explicit” mean?)

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This was wholesome educational art media but in this context, even as the “before” it looks a little kinky, or is that just me? This is Schoolhouse Rock, with music by Bob Dorough. “Electricity” featuring Ben Franklin

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Don’t watch this unless you think you can last the full 4 minutes, and if you have the permission of your parents, if they are still alive:


Interestingly, this starts by wanting out of “the dark”.

and:
CNN showed last night the “RBG” film that I had seen most of in the theatre one night, at Palo Alto Square and I noticed it had music by Dessa.

andand but not anaconda: ten minutes later, and I’m a trying to get out of here, to get to the city, to the Performing Arts Library and the Phil ElWood archive, but I peeped my Ann Powers book and sho nuff it refs Nicki and sends me to see, as the 800 millionth visitor “Anaconda” and I only lasted two minutes of the four but maybe we can sequel to “Conjunction, junction” assuming, once I check my Webster’s Ninth that “but” qualifies, w “Anaconda” which wood be a visual pun.

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Who is the hottie behind the hot seat?

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Edit to add:is it Quebecois drummer and Seth Myers kit banger Emanuelle Caplette? Speaking of which Alison Miller of boom tick boom is on Seth tonight.
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edit to add, two weeks later: this is already outdated. I hope truth and courage prevail.

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Altoon at Shelbourne vt close crop

And artist we admire, all to insult time also known as Altoon Sultan and maybe are all knowing a personal assistant has secretly been reading kids I would do Grecian urn and is making fun of us lowly humans – and yes it is an insult a time that we did not receive word of her Los Angeles show that Steve Turner until six days past and it’s closing but Here is a peek at something you can see in maybe we can see at the show born in VermontB0FA0FD1-520D-4BDA-B292-EB02E3F417DA
And not to be confused with the late great Sheldon Camhy who’s ex-wife and baby mom Sherry is like hell tune a painter and teacher and her grandson incidentally we call him little dental is studying art parentheses and computers at Swarthmore which if you look very closely resembles the word
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Blues man on the come

Aki Kumar at Hardly Strictly Bluegrass October 6 or 7 or 8 and I saw a poster at Poor House SJ so stay tuned.
Speaking of Poor House props to the double mixologist Kennedy Jacobi —despite the NY cap — cocktails and vocals in my monitor.
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Mitch Woods much goods
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Ok I admit that with Kumar I didn’t think twice about the flyer until I perused the HSB site. Whereas Mitch Woods, who I’ve seen twice in the last month I had checked his name I just rediscovered in my 1995 Pollstar directory of the best 10,000 music acts, plus I procured his New said friends along the way featuring guests like van Morrison Taj Mahal Elvin Bishop Ruthie Foster John Hammond Charlie Musselwhite Joe Louis Walker Maria mold our Kenney Neil Cheryl Neville James cotton John Lee Hooker in my close personal friend Marsia Ball well that’s a stretcher I had met three of them on the front porch blues tour. I went to hookers funeral Kenney lived in Palo Alto for minute and I’m back on the blues ride but I would not kick out a just be H as in Howard beers and beer and S as in Saxy

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Big Red Machine ‘off the reservation’ is cat nip for blogger who riffs on Jacoby Ellsbury, feel me?

Edit to add, nearly two years later plus now Black Lives Matter: White guy Aaron Dessner of The National and white guy Justin from Bon Iver are Big Red Machine and have songs about “off the reservation” and “teepee’ (Green, previously “Lyla”). But this is now on my mind because Taylor Swift “Cadigan” — so far no hidden Tribal shoutouts — has 30 million plays in five days.

I heard about this from both NPR and now NYT. And I was just explaining today to Yankee fan about taking my mother for a blood test in Santa Fe and the clerk or a Red Sox laminate for lanyard or necklace or wampum because of Jacoby Ellsbury. It also calls to mind tomahawk bye Mike Patton I think. And yeah I’m still helping to produce a band called the pueblo girls with Jodi Naranjo

I almost posted a picture which is double red herring double curveball Dennis monkey with the Braves ironically I almost posted a picture which is double red herring double curveball Dennis monkey with the Braves ironically
Also I seem to be going to the Matt with my roof about Daniel Burrows and Ron Stallworth I could be wrong.

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This guy hit 30-30 homers steals in 2011 and apparently is called “Chief” but I’ll have to edita his ethnicity.

There also a track green that has a “teepee”. Is it possible they are referencing neither baseball nor indigenous?
See also Mac MacCaughan jazz imprint that doesn’t necessarily reference radical labor. Or black people — maybe just one guy — tearing down my Cake/ The Negro Problem/ New EZ Devils posters circa 1995– coinky art credit Mac MacCaughan.
Big Red Machine will always be Johnny Bench, Pete Rose, Joe Morgan Tony Perez but yeah Cincy is right wing. Iz what?!

And while listening to NPR I was confusing Bon Iver with Bonnie Prince Billy and his acting debut in John Sayles Matewan, Sayles who told me personally I think at Black Oak Books that his boyhood favorite player was Dick Groat more than Bob Clemente. Groat the former Duke hipster. Hoopster.

Not to be confused with Big Heart Machine nor Fifth Third Burger.

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Fly Emirates visit Malaysia by car, by arse (4LW)

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And coinkydinky I watched 2 min of Blazezers Men for first time 30 secs before after seeing buying book at Keplers butt haven’t cracked it yet. Did I say butt crack? TMW and I also fell ass leap watching CNN “90s” about Mike Judge, who married Cesca Morocco. Wow that almost fits.

Edit to add: before even pushing “publish” I amended to thoughts of Lani Wui from Singapore who taught me at my urging to say “salamat datang” although perhaps that’s Indonesian and I took her to a Harry Dean Stanton concert at Slims and she comped me in to see sold out Billy Wilder show and her fav was Ron Coleman. She also tore tickets and cash handled a couple times at The Cub. Kaddish.

Andand. The only previous mention of Lani Wui in these pages was 2014 I ran into her at Stanford Theatre and add lived something about wanting to do in Elijah Cook Junior event at Stanford Theatre in that Elijah was born in San Francisco I think highlighted and David Thompson book but grew up in Chicago and went to the precursor of the Art Institute and he was best known as the villain Wilmer in the Maltese falcon. Maybe that was the last time I saw Lonnie I’m not sure she worked for the theater in the 90s I would not say we dated or duck tongue we were Paul’s. Actually I wondered if she was secretly David Packard‘s mistress. When Charlie mentioned somehow her passing the other day I made it a point earlier this week actually to mention to Patty my loss or their loss. So here is a Wilmer pick and a poster of Ronald Coleman I always suspected she liked him because Asian people’s sometimes mix L and are L and ours Lonnie equals Ronnie even if this time currently is a girly Todd girly Todd Gurley of the Rams Todd meeting death of coarse


Lani was classy and modest and would probably hate this tribute.

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A’s Davis crashes 4Oth tater

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3rd straight season, among all time greats

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Phoebe Hunt fiddler on or near the roof

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And appears September 13 at the Oshman JCC In Palo Alto I’ve produced 200 shows here and in fact was in the room when the plans for this place where pitched to at least one donor but I’ve never put a show in that room –there was an avail for Cake once that I sent a photo of the room to their guy TM I don’t believe I’ve seen live music in that room but a lecture or two i.e. Sedge Thompson

This explains it better:

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Our Cali torque for Tejas and the republic

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Rachel and Julie work it, to the left
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In a related matter I hear there’s a big Ruthie Foster show on sale in Austin. Well, I’m not sure of ruthies politics but to me it would bring a heap of healing.

As Rachel and Julie — and vouchswear Foster might concur —- spread the blues, y’all!

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