The Conquest Will Not Be Photographed

BLUF: File Zack and Wyatt Vinci former football turn fancies under “right said Fred meets Gordie Lockbaum if Lockbaum’s mother’s maiden name was Licht”
edit to add or prologue, 2020 hind-sigh: I’ve updated this a couple years later, partly because the video link decayed; Vinci is my 3rd favorite Wesleyan football player all time behind (so to speak) Greg Zlotnick the kicker and my high school classmate — from Beth Am, and maybe now that Shedroff N agrees with me that future governor JB Pritzker once sang “If I Were A Rich Man” to wild applause — and Murphy Halliburton’s step son Rocko or Ricky or something, Two Ton Tony Gallento, who came (!) in as a hot shot QB. The Vinci, Night or Day, transferred to the Pac 10 or in his or their case 12 Pac. I met them near Stanford on a game day. Did I almost say “gay dame”? And lastly — although I started this on June 28, 2020 to write about Black Lives Matter and “blacks” versus “Blacks” style-wise and something based on Liverpool and Mo Salah — running down the field vs oh sitting down — and maybe as a leitmotif Robin DG Kelley op ed not on Monk and the COINTELPRO agent who posed as a janitor for a few weeks to count how many times Monk or Scher said “Nairobi” or “disrobe, please” — I would rather, even as a completely straight and rarely homophobic privileged, blessed and circumspect Weiss male, see Wyatt and Zach all greased up and ready to lead — I almost said all leased up and ready to greed — greet — than Tony and JB Pritzker. No “buy” “sell” or “holds” barred.

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Capture of a camera shy budding media group: I tried this with Jesse Williams to lesser affect.

I enjoyed rapping with the twin, book-reading budding media gurus from Vancouver via New Jersey and La La. They declined my photo request, but apparently are all over social media.

One played with Robert Woods, one tackled him. The other tackled McCaffrey — Wild Calf — on special teams. One read Shakti Gawain, and took notes, the other Jordan Peterson.

I bought Frederick Douglass bio – Blight, 2018- but D or N claimed I was not an “agitator” to them.

Stay tuned.

Part II: Look, guys: if you’re going to strip down, grease up, and do a combination of yoga and hip-hop moves, you cannot control strangers popping you —is that a word ?—paparazzi style in malls. You are Zach and Wyatt Vinci from Central Jersey and you changed your names to Latin words for “Day” and “Night”.

 

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The Great Disrupter Of Foamy, Delicious cafes

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Windshields at ‘Lee Flats’ (7.7 baby!!!)

 

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Best of his generation but sadly never mayor Greg Schmid spoke to 40 who gathered about the events that led to the ribbon cutting for the 7.7 acre parcel potentially known as “Lee Flats” for the family that donated the land 50 years ago

I love that old Mary Chapin Carpenter song (tho written by someone earlier) about sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. Yesterday, at a beautiful though slightly (appropriately?) smoky late morning early aft at Foothills Park, about 40 of us — local pols, native plant lovers, guys and gals who look good in green — we were the windshield. And we SMASHED  the bug or bugs. Bug. His name is Arrillaga. You know, the subject of the Grand Jury Report. Stanford rich guy, who (most) rules do not apply to. This time they did!

In 2012 — tho Karen Holman, former mayor and newly elected to Open Space District, pretended she forget the year — Mr. Rich Guy simultaneously tried to ram down our throats an office tower on a public parks and a war memorial at 27 Uni AND lord knows why offered to buy a 7.7 acre parcel of never-dedicated parkland. Did he low-ball us because we would be so grateful of his offer of a new building, for Stanford? Did he offer to over-pay so we woud look the other day while drillers drilled and hammerers hammerered away for years at a time? Who knows. Did he offer to reimburse us for $500,000 after he coaxed staff to use tax payers money to flesh out his vampire scheme? NO, of course not. (of coarse knot, his brain). I remember that my notes on the weak staff report under obvious duress had 287 faults in it.

I remember damn well it was 2012 because I ran for Council that year (me, Tim Gray, Marc  Berman, Liz Kniss and Greg Schmid — Liz and Marc acing out Tim and I for the open seats, Greg carrying as incumbent.) I got 6,000 votes, Tim, 7,000 despite me not spending a dime on campaign — ok, wifey to be and outgoing arts commish and chair Terry Davis did design some buttons without my approval — with help from the great Rob Syrett of monsters fame, thereby establishing myself as the most pop of the pols in recent memory on a cost basis — thru 3 successive tries and less than $2,000 spent or in-kind I got 8,000 votes or paid less than 25 cubits per vote. Jason Green after the candidates forum wrote in the Merc and the Daily News that I “came out swinging” against Arrillaga Towers. (On these pages I called it — hoping to duck his evil Palentir – Allen like Ginsburg Raga like Indian percussion. My review: Moloch. Moloch. Moloch).

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edit to add: I haven’t finished the story but want to add the part about drinking until 3 at Zotts with Rhineharts, Roths and Joe Melena the former para-trooper skydiver on public dole — Army, between Korea and Vietnam but only for practice — and photographer for Chronicle and Times Tribune — and Cory Wolbach outgoing 37-yo pol with a lightbulge above his head about wanting to connect Lee Flats to Los Trancos Road by bike trail and the fact that now that I suss it up –here on a Sunday morn at Old Pro watching MC 2 MU 1 with Sean or Shawn from VZ, that the local angel or angle to “The Bug” is that it was actually written by Mark Knofler of Dire Straits and recorded by he and his brother David Knofler, who for whatever reason toured Europe with local star Megan Slankard of Tracy — disclosure, I offered to manage her, and got a meeting with she, I and Andrea Troolin for manages Andrew Bird if that’s his real name or not — whose parents…wait for it… are Stanford Alums Tom and Amy Slankard. Read my lips, Stanford: more Toms and Amys and progeny Megan (who went to Cal or sis did) and fewer JA.

and1: I first heard of this because Enid Pearson, the former council member, posted on a website about the undedicated land.

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Beasley ‘Stone Arpeggio’ (2007) w Beasley ‘Arpeggio V’ (2011)

BLUF: was this truly a commission or merely a placement of an existing work? The dialogue with Paula K did start in 2006 or 2007 — I met Bruce at Cali Ave site a year or so before my house in Barron Park was broken into, which was February 1, 2008. [Note: Beasley’s 45-year retrospective at Oakland was August, 2005, I saw with my mother Barbara H. Weiss (1931-2018), who Anna Eshoo, in the record of congress, called a patriot, a real mother for ya and a matron of the arts.]

 

Arpeggio is music term, “succession”. Duly noted.

Something I wrote in 2011 for Patch:

I am rather excited, and percolating, about the arrival of the 200-ton Richard Serra sculpture coming to Stanford. In my day, before the new math, 200 tons was about four hundred thousand pounds. Some people think Richard Serra stinks, but I think he rocks. (As long as he doesn’t rock so hard he topples over and kills somebody; this has happened).

In St. Louis they are mixed on Serra. At first they wanted a labyrinth but then changed their minds and settled for a wall. Worse, someone tagged the wall with terse, negative reviews: YOUR MINIMALISM IS REDUCTIVIST or something even more harsh. To compensate the city installed nearby about twenty works by comparative lightweights like Fernand Leger, Tom Claasen, Martin Puryear and Mark DiSuvero. Then they got Jonathan Safran Foer and Hiroshi Sugimoto to make a book about a Richard Serra commission piece at the Pulitzer Foundation called “Joe.”

I’m not sure if it merits it here, since it’s only a five year loan, but I think maybe Stanford could get Sylvia Brownrigg (Gunn graduate novelist, went to Yale and Johns Hopkins, married talk show host Sedge Thomson) or maybe Al Young (Stegner Fellow, California Poet Laureate) and a good photographer (who succeeded Leo Holub? Maybe James Franco?) to make a similar ode to “Sequence” (that’s the name of the Serra piece). Or do it as book art and add it quickly to the current show there at Cantor.

I couldnt’ help but think of Serra while eating a bran muffin this morning at Coupa Cafe. The waxed brown wrapper I folded into a figure 8 then shot with my cell phone camera. With the knife and fork in frame, it looks (to me at least) like a cross between Serra and Claes Oldenburg. Oldenburg’s pieces weigh around five tons each although he sometimes makes drawings (and lithographs) of things that if actually built would dwarf the Serra. Cantor has such drawings in a room next to a model of Joe Louis’s fist, the one seen in the Eminem Chrysler commercial, in Detroit. I guess this photo is my way of enacting Serra’s famous watchwords “to roll, to crease, to fold, to store.”

If you think I am nuts (or have bran for brains), go check out the cafe at the terrace of the SFMOMA where they sell a $7 dessert that is just a candy bar shaped like a Richard Serra (or was that an Ellsworth Kelly?).

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Stanford by the way also has a Chihuly in the new cancer research center that took about six weeks to install. It’s about 40 feet high and came in about 2,000 pieces, I recall reading. You can find a video on the web that shows them installing it (speeded up from six weeks to about six minutes). That project, to highlight the relationship between art and science, is called The Blue Dots and was spearheaded by Sue McCallum, and endorsed by Dr. Irving Weissman (who also vowed to install a Nathan Oliveira bronze nearby; he, as well as Nobel laureate chemist Paul Berg, spoke at Oliveira’s obsequies).

To accommodate the new Serra, which will arrive from LA on about a dozen trucks, the Cantor people (who also, by the way, in case you never noticed, have quite a few Rodins) moved a Beverley Pepper from the north side to the south side of Cantor, behind the Cool Cafe (named, not because of its proximity to great art but for its founder Jessie Ziff Cool, a one-time Palo Altan–everybody knows that!), near a bronze Bruce Beasley bench.  I unfortunately embarrassed my friend the artist and art store clerk Mia Ollikainen by pointing out, correcting her a wee bit too emphatically, that the Pepper was not a Serra. Stanford also has of course, two DiSiuvero’s: a big red one, named for a math concept in honor of the great art law expert and professor Perryman, on the north-east side of Cantor — it will be the Serra’s closest buddy — and just north of the hospital, a quick two minute bike ride away.

At my Dartmouth reunion, where I saw PAUSD school board chair Melissa Baten Caswell, as well as Paly grads Martha Cornell, Jim Kallman and Geoff Parker, and Gunn classmate Greg Nerland, I was sort of disappointed to note that their Richard Serra was a puny 48 inches (Stanford’s will be 13 feet high, and 67 feet long).

I should probably keep this under my hat but to me the spectacle of them unloading and installing two hundred tons of art in giant potentially lethal shards is something to schedule my day around; they could sell tickets!

Footnotes:

1) I actually recommend the cafe on the terrace of the SFMOMA and their $7 to $8 desserts; they are designed quite quaintly by an artist named Leah Rosenberg. Maybe we could get her to make a “Sequence”-derivative candy or confection, to sell locally, or for charity.

2) I just fact-checked my own story to learn that the St. Louis piece I refer to is actually 8 slabs, about 160 tons, was built in 1981 and is called “Twain.”

3) In a related piece of news, I tagged along with a delegation of City of Palo Alto dignitaries (mayor Sid Espinosa, council member Greg Scharff, arts commission chair Terry Acebo Davis) to see “Stone Arpeggio”, the granite arch that will grace the east side of Mitchell Park community center and library on Middlefield. I think its about 14 feet high; we are calling it the largest piece of solid carved granite on the hemisphere, or some such superlative. I plan to watch them install that, when the time comes.

And1: This is spurred by the insipid yet addictive contest in the ComPost that shows the same or one of these two works today. I responded, from memory: Bruce Beasley, Arpeggio, Mitchell Park.
In my head I wrote about 500 words in 10 or so bullets. I had “beatnik bandit” as auspice and alliterative allusion to the name of the artist which I was to conceal til very end. Also, the spanish pyrhite or whatever I bought TMW when she was merely TMT from Carol of the Nature Gallery at T&C in 2009 December.
Tempted to ring The Big B.
and and: I also have this riff about whether now its Mitchell Center Park or Mitchell Library Park or Mitchell Park Library. Also: Alison Miller Boom Tic Boom: she should have improvised some arpeggio, i guess from the bassist, Gilbert. May be gilbert michael can return to Palo Alto on commission and play under the arch.
Jim Migdal in Pulse (Victorian thing) has it as “Arpeggio 5”.
What says Elise?
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The macaroon studs from France

I noticed the pretty blonde lady shooting the new window display on University Avenue. It was the fancy dessert patisserie that I rarely go to that is next to places I do go to like Peet’s and sometimes sushi Rito and sometimes Umami  burger And sometimes Café Venetia especially when the regulars are there478EB0CA-A11C-4BF9-A478-D6082A2C8A3C.jpeg

to watch my dog while I go in,  and rarely even though it has no line now scream the ice cream sandwich place. I think I did meet a server maybe the manager when this place first opened and liked her but I forget why. But meeting the daughter of the founder and there from France made the whole picture coalesced better I would say for the cost of a scoop of ice cream to get a scrumptious baked  and unique trait is worth it. Some are coated with gold real gold just a little bit which apparently is a very French thing to do it kind of reminds me of when I read years ago in high school about Danton and see saw Sydney. Carton? Coinkydink he When you buy six of these they come in a carton or a box what is the French word for box I think buying yourself these as a treat is a good excuse to learn French.

Full disclosure: the woman was pretty, the display was quite elegant a pyramid common, and generally I like a good a story, So I reach for my wallet because she had sold me I took out of 10. She comped me I think $16.75 worth.

Weirdly my brain also flashes to the Broadway musical about Europe by my former clients Stew about friendship could be bought for a Key. That was Amsterdam maybe Stew should go to France. Come to think of it they do have something about a French airline and Heidi’s voice.

I did point out to Miss Alexandra

That there is a cluster of French owned shops and restaurants on Cali Avenue.

I think I recalled seeing one or both of their San Francisco shops. One is in Hayes Valley and in fact Terry and I had our wedding banquet in that neighborhood about a year ago. And the second is at Howard and ninth in SoMa, Near The Stud. Which is ninth and Harrison. Which reminds me apropos of nothing and not macaroons but are used to be more homophobic but more recently I had a client who was a fabulous musician who worked at The Eagle and booked the bands there, D—-

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Cannot say it much better than Zagat do

edita: If Wayne Thiebaud makes it to 100, we should celebrate by eating everything in the window

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It was 70 years ago today

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Junius Paul to play new Green Line Center st U Chicago

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Goodbye Johnny Mac’s / Ugly’s / Bert’s Alibi bars, hello four story mixed use undergrounded parking

At 1313 El Camino, between El Monte and Shoreline, Mountain View

image.jpg That is between Swetka‘s tennis shop and Alison is garden fresh vegan Chinese restaurant

Actually this is news to me until 10 minutes ago in between my tennis racket fix and my Hunan tofu, But a series of old timers posted couple years ago spurred by a painting at the Mountain View history Library about the best burger in the world which was served in the 60s at this site. So is this progress?

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5 Teams Lose 1

NFL:

Kansas City Chiefs, 8-1

Los Angeles Rams, 8-1

New Orleans Saints, 7-1

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Alvin Kamara of the Saints is a Liberia-American with 25 touchdowns at age 23

NBA:

Toronto Raptors, 11-1

Golden State Warriors, 10-1

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OG Anunoby

EPL:

Manchester City, 9-2-0

Chelsea, 8-3-0

Liverpool, 8-3-0

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Sergio Aquero has 150 goals to lead Man City to top of EPL and no losses so far

 

 

 

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One long tollway just heading north, and one even longer heading south

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…and one going nowhere just for show…

 

I remember Illinois Governor-elect J.B. Pritzker at a Hebrew School talent show, in 1976 singing “If I Were A Rich Man” from “Fiddler on the Roof”. Everyone knew that his family were the founders of Hyatt Hotels. I’m not sure I had heard the song before.

When I noticed the news results, I texted Beth Am Rabbi Janet Marder with the news. Sidney Akselrad was our Rabbi at the time.

I texted Greg Zlotnick — himself a former elected official — who recalled Pritzker, that he was an heir, but not the song or talent show.

If anyone actually wanted to fact-check this, or flesh it out, so to speak, he or she could track down some of his classmates at Menlo School in Atherton — the middle school, not high school.

The next line of my proposed parody song, to the 1964 Broadway hit, is “and one going nowhere just for show” which here in the Golden State is called “high speed rail”.

and:

here is a short version of the song by a Jewish punk band from Australia (I recall JB’s version being more conforming)

and and:

this is a weird segue but Kansas 3rd district congressmember elect, Sharice Davids, a Lesbian Native American, has more twitter followers than the Illinois governor elect.

 

and and and: I looked it up and JB Pritzker is the third Illinois governor who is Jewish, following Henry Horner and Samuel H. Shapiro (1968). In a serious note, if I can make such a pivot, and still be in Plastic Alto, the Jersusalem Post noted that Pritzker credits his Jewish upbringing for his morality:

“I’ve often said it’s hard to separate the values of my parents and the values of my religion,” he said. “When we would go to temple and listen to discussions (in services or Sunday school), there was no difference between the things being taught at temple and those being taught at home. … It was just the basic things you learn from your rabbi and teachers are the same things we were learning from experiences with our parents.”

He is only the 25th Governor of a U.S. state who is Jewish, and only the 12th in my lifetime.

This would be funnier if he had, prophetically, sung  Da Do Rahm Rahm.

edit to add, a couple days later: leah garchik, the new herb caen, says she will itemize this. and i get thinking of getting a producer in chicago or springfield to record this with the Singing Governor. Steve Albini? Someone who worked with Patty Barber? The son of the blogger pathologist? The children’s music label? Aware? Bloodshot? Jon Langford? Maybe it’s JB Pritzker and Sally Timms?

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Two minutes into Jane’s world, or Spotify

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Is getting worse not betterIs getting worse not better but I reiterated this with the screen capture of the feature of word press that recommends three other of my previous posts in reference to this one about Jane and her set list

 

 

Jane  from Kansas City who works for Carol Nature Gallery Los Altos   Sent me a playlist of 160 songs but Spotify would only let me view 30 of them and I listened to the 32nd sample Of three songs.  The first was I feel it’s still my Portugal the man which is cheating since I already know the song I just wanted to hear it through my little handheld thingy. The second was Teresa TIRZAH. The third was a song name ice because it rhymes with my name and I forget who the artist is it was two people but I did a screen capture of the three titles to correct my own sloppy Blige  Ching

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These are super hip contemporary songs by a young person the duration of the performance who also sells art at selected concerts and lives with people who run Palo Alto Online asked music studio even if it is electronic dance music a.k.a. EDM

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