My name’s Stew

And I like screw

A—-

And by ****

From on high

Or down in front.

Uniting

Wall Street

And Van Brunt

Hanging chads or run Jeremy

I’m now the long-time kind of guy.

On my stake or on his spike

Doctor Murad’s tiparillo
For Mattel or heavy metal

In the bird cage or in the sun

Now we’re talking

its big fun

holy rollers and navarone

take the canolli

but drop the phone

My G spot your ozone

Text and fax it

pepperon’

lots of puns

and homophones

Riffs and licks

and pi and cones

on your couch

or in the van

I’m post minstrel

yes we can

ken (hebrew for yessssss$$)