No Harbaugh, no cry

”I don’t worry about my future,” Harbaugh said. ”Haven’t participated in any of that speculation. I think I have a recessive gene for worrying about my own future.”

This makes no sense unless you have been reading about the Plastic Alto version of Jim Harbaugh, which is influenced by the 1982 Gunn of Palo Alto Oracle (aka The Crapanile, on April 1, 1982);

Harbaugh may end up quitting football to join Don Carlos band and become Reggae Angel Golden Eagle Harbaugh also known as “Rage”.

my professional opinion, 20 years in music biz (“earthwise@20” or for you porn-heads “e@rhthXXise”) and watching Harbaugh but never actually swatting him for 35 years, he could easily hold down the Beadbrain Purple Skull Shaker slot in Yasmin’s band:

purple shaker

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From The Gefilte Files

just so you know, i am not taking credit for coining the term “gefilte files” actually what we need is a bad spellcheck function that terms common english typos into suggested dirty yiddish jokes

littlebangtheory's avatarLittle Bang Theory

An apres-travaille treat!

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I’ll have you know I busted a nut making this, just to be Jew-Cool. Oh, and dig the Miami Plate!

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Sexting cases and PAPD

If you follow the link the auditors’ report states that the PAPD officer’s actions “easily left someone with the impression that it was sent as a joke.” Worse than that, it would be reasonable to assume from that act that our police are involved in a corrupt conspiracy to recruit women for human trafficking rings.

For more on the topic:

Web Link

The Weekly’s report:
Palo Alto police officer disciplined for texting photo of ‘scantily clad’ arrestee by GS, November, 2014

Global Initiative to Fight Human Trafficking
http://www.ungift.org link

I searched the terms “police involved in sex trafficking” and got this cite pretty quickly: the implication is that the rings involve bribery of law enforcement.

Click to access TI-Working_Paper_Human_Trafficking_28_Jun_2011.pdf

Not that she is involved in this case, or that this is a case of trafficking or corruption – the auditor Michael Gennaco says this is under control – but the wife of the former mayor of Palo Alto, I am talking about Yiaway Yeh and Cecilia Mo , she wrote her thesis on sex trafficking, more on an international level than in the U.S. They moved to Nashville where he works for their mayor and she teaches at Vandy — might be interesting to see what she or they think here.

Another article, i.e. not The Weekly, quotes Molly Stump Palo Alto city attorney as claiming that this case is distinct in certain ways as in less troublesome than the case involving California Highway Patrol Sean Harrington of Martinez. That link, about the CHP.

Matthias Gafni, a former Editor of UC Davis Aggie, wrote about both cases, Harrington and PAPD recently for The Mercury News.

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Schapling and Wurster stole their act from me

A whiles ago I sent a fake fan letter to Superchunk:

Dear Mac-
Enclosed is my toe nail. Can you use it as a guitar pick on “Hyper Enough?

Thanks. Your biggest fan.
Elton X. Schmerk
Fairloaf, California

I wrote about three of these (discontinuing the body parts theme). I wrote the exact fake return address in my real address book, to ensure some consistency. I read somewhere that Jon mentioned this “we have a guy writing us fake fan letters” in a real fanzine, maybe the one run by Scharpling.

Oddly, I never even realized Jon was super-funny until his work for WFMU. I am not saying Jon is not funny. Certainly he is funnier than me, and a better drummer. But who knows where ideas come from, right?

And truth be told I tell a lot of people that I got the idea of being a concert promoter from Superchunk. Jim Yardley called me out of the (tar heel) blue and asked me to show leaving-member Jack McCook in about 1992 around SF, and that’s one of the reasons I started following Superchunk2 (the one with Jim Wilbur, that still exists).

Anyhow if anyone besides my 33 readers reads this and wants to chime in, under real or fake names, in characters or au natural, that would be super-great.

I’m working I am just not working for you >>> I am not working for you, you are just stealing my ideas.

We cool because Mac wore my Cubberley Sessions shirt at GAMH, the one with the old or possibly ersatz Chicago Cub logo circa 1910 the one on the Mordecai “Three-Finger” Brown Gold Border.

it's too late to write a joke bridging 3 finger brown and 5 finger discount

it’s too late to write a joke bridging 3 finger brown and 5 finger discount

edit to add, a few minutes later: i check, using internal search function, to learn that I mention “wurster” 18 times in the first 1,080 posts although most of them are lame. There is one from Feb, 2012 about a Russian linguist at Stanford named Lera where I digress to something where I pretend to confuse Scharpling and Wurster with Coyle and Sharpe.

and1:

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DeYoung v. deform, and Comaroff architecture book

Weiss and friends at DeYoung Museum, 2014

Weiss and friends at DeYoung Museum, 2014

Laughing out loud and rather hardily, at the humorous distortion of the Weissian chin and nose; talk about chin music?!

And I juxtapurposed this photo by Eric Cohen, who not not incidentally studied masters level with Paul McCarthy at UCLA in the 1980s, and was credentilaized, of the James Turrell Terry calls in a shtupa or something, I call it a clubhouse, and based on the photo effect it captures the stranger in the room but also because I turned my mug, it picks up my inner- John Merrick, or Eric-Merrick as I call him.

The only 3 pages of Comaroff I am likely to read or have read so far — I bought the above linked book at Green Apple on Ninth, under the old new Le Video- had to do with the distinction between two types of deformity. I will have to update to get the distinction clearer.

But it made me laugh.

This is what I will look like if Jim Harbaugh ever does hear tell of my “The Harbaugina Monologues”. Oh, yeah, Griffin Bonini the judge on behalf of his twin brother — if that explains this, here — Colin Bonini the senator from Delaware — has a Harbauginal excretion: that Jim was swatted by Colin, Gunn-Paly hoops circa 1981-1982 — I was actually by then retired and not in the house — and got his own rebound and shot again. Swatted. Colin two, Jim zero. But Our Boy Harbaugh gets the ball back and shoots. And scores. So give him credit for his focus and tenacity. And I wonder if there was a Mr. Bono, perhaps related back in the day to the future quarterback of the Niners, and then that guy had offspring, Boninis. And now theres a whole flock of Boninis, god bless them all. Cissie, too.

and1:
I rented or borrowed for $4.32 from Le Video a really bad movie called “Chumscrubbers” because Eric said he and his twin were in the final scene the wedding scene as musicians. Bad movie about kids today and their lack of good psych help. (Which reminds: I want to catch up on HBO “In Treatment” the English version, or American); 2, I noted and photed Rachel Kushner “The Flame-throwers” on display in paper at Green Apple, and commented to the clerk, maybe the Aussie babe, and she said that Rachel in fact had been in there several times while visiting her folks. And sure enough moments later I spy Peter and Pinky Kushner and Terry and I chat them up a bit. Peter and Pinky met in 1961 thru Peter’s Dartmouth chum but not chum-scrubber Alden Van Buskirk, Dartmouth’s answer to Kerouac, if you switch football for four-event skiing. So although Peter and Pinky are scientists, Rachel Kushner got a lit gene by osmosis or downright magic thru the poet who introduced her parents. You read it here first, last and Lami. Mom says Jane Campion has optioned for Hollywood.

I am inserting a photo of Flame-throwers here, as distinct from link to online-seller for the fairly obscure but staff favorite architectural screed with with we lead. The was from a set of 103 I shot on stupid smart phone yesterday, on 22 topics I will spare you for now from having to scrutinize save the topic titles:
1 Keith Haring show
2 Terry Acebo Davis in black light at Haring show
3 weird gift shop with skulls and my fake death mask shot on 9th avenue below Irving
4 i made a dog with my hands near the Haring dog drawing
5 view of 2 joggers near park as seen from Harmon Tower or whatever its called
6 architectural ad on bus stop shelter
7 vietnamese women doing nails late Sunday evening inner sunset although Steve or Eric scolded me for being voyeuristic — Terry wanted to get a manicure, bona fide customer
8 we met some cute dogs and owners but I did not shoot the deputy or the sheriff
9 We ate at Arizmendia garlic pizza but I did not shoot that either (10-14 I am cheating to look it up, what I cannot recall)
10
11
12
13
14
15 magazine stand refs to Miguel Zenon and David Grohl
16 Le Video sign: archive, cuz I worked for them in the 1980s
17 9th avenue Terry and Steve look like Bob Dylan and Joan Baez freewheelin
18 ice cream truck
19 Papua New Guinea artist in residence I want to say Vincent Tegebuto or seomting
20 Pomelo (and I posted about this, twice in memory, once yesterday by cell)
and i am doing this from memory, not in order of occurrence, yesterday between 1 and 7 Sunday in the park.

steal this book

steal this book

edit to add, later that day: re-read parts of the book to distinguish “disproportionality” from “deformity” yet it eludes me the architectural relevance; cool visuals tho.

And1: how i know that i am really out of it, #34: article sent to me electronically from SF Magazine the former Forum: something about a new coffee roaster in Berkeley Supersonic but it is not uber-hip just uber-savy: Supersonic is the exclusive United States partner of Nordic Approach, a Norway-based green-coffee importer. The new cupping room is packed with machinery capable of handling almost every mainstream coffee-brewing method available, including a $22,000 Kees van der Westen Mirage and an $11,000 Steampunk siphon brewer that runs off a Google Nexus tablet. – See more at: http://www.modernluxury.com/san-francisco/story/not-another-hipster-coffee-joint#sthash.JlLq97dn.dpuf

and what do you call that widget that automatically suggests you link back to something if you lift more than a line from?

Here is Lopez Garcia La Cena from circa 1980 that the authors use as example of deformity or disproportionality, I admit I had never seen it before:

Notice the mom

Notice the mom

four days later: actually this whole session was influenced by the four of us hearing a replay driving in of Terry Gross and Ray Davies of the Kinks and the fact that Lol Coxhill is the guy who gave Ray the idea of converting from artist to musician, and that you really got me is a gregorian chant. we were doing a 3-part version of that in the James Turrell tunnel hole. Here is someone made a transcript:
RAY DAVIES: Well, “You Really Got Me” is a strange one because I went to art school, studying – I was doing a five-year degree course as a painter, a sculptor and filmmaker. And music was my hobby. But at college, we had lots of great bands playing. And it was early days of R&B in Great Britain. I wanted to be a sideman, basically – just play along with other people because I hadn’t really written songs. I was more interested in painting. But I played in a few bands. The great Lol Coxhill, who not many people in America know, but he was kind of legendary mentor and inspiration for a lot of musicians in the U.K. – Lol was an improvisational jazz guy. And I was an upstart R&B player. And we sat down jamming one night. It was to a song called “Da Doo Ron Ron,” by The Crystals. But Lol was improvising in the most incredible jazz style. He looked at me. And he said, you should do this R&B music and write your own songs because he felt that I could write riffs. And I went home. And I was trying to write country blues. I was very influenced by a lot of American music and – it’s a mixture of a Gregorian chant because I sang in the choir at school. If you think of it as, (singing) girl, you really got me going.

So, it’s that to a Big Bill Broonzy phrase, which is basically G-7. So it evolves through a mixture of blues and my sort of English, quirky, subliminal influence of being in a choir during Gregorian chant, which definitely comes through if you really think about it.

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Eric Cohen in da house

Eric A. Cohen, half of the famous duo period

Eric A. Cohen, half of the famous duo period

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Return to Pomelo

Five years later, with Terry, Steve and Eric

Five years later, with Terry, Steve and Eric

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George Munroe, Dartmouth trustee and hoops

Former Dartmouth All-American George Munroe, who passed away last month, had a 29-year career as an executive with Phelps Dodge Corp., including vice president in 1962, president/director in 1966, CEO in 1969 and chair/CEO from 1975 to 1987. Phelps Dodge is a Fortune 500 company and the nation’s leading copper producer. Munroe, who served in the U.S. Navy in the Pacific during World War II, was a trustee and chairman of the Finance Committee of the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art. The 6-0 forward, an All-American as a junior, was the leading scorer for runner-up in the 1942 NCAA Tournament (22-4 record) and averaged 12.6 points in seven NCAA Tournament games from 1941 through 1943. He tallied 20 points in a 47-28 national-semifinal victory over Kentucky to help eliminate the Wildcats in their first Final Four appearance.

George Munroe was kind of a dark figure in my Dartmouth years in that he was ultra-conversative head of the trustees and had zero interest in the discussion of divestment. The only Trustee who would habitually meet with students while in town was Ron Schram ’64, notably much younger than Munroe. I recall sussing for info on Munroe and going blank, maybe I had his name wrong. (I found this while trying to fact check my “Monroe Trout mess” about David McLaughlin begging Trout to play for Green not Crimson).

I also have a riff that is probably still black op about another member of the 1940 or 1942 Dartmouth NCAA finalists, who ended up in urgent care or trauma at Cooper Hospital in Camden, New Jersey in 2005 or so; he was asked by his attending whether he played for the great Ozzie Cowles and he said “no Earle Brown”. He dropped out of Dartmouth, apparently shortly after that season. I also recall talking with Quentin Kopp ’49 about Wat Misaka.

The dude I or someone met who may have died in Philly or Camden circa 2005 and played 11 minutes 0 points for Dartmouth at Madison Square Garden March 1944 was 42-40 losing to Utah was Vincent Goering. The hills of New Hampshire has a record of his name if the College lost track of him. He may have had a daughter.

Dartmouth played Utah and Stanford in its two NCAA finals.

I would maybe like to write something based on the George Munroe papers at Dartmouth about those so-called turbulent years.

I’d like to know if there is a bubble gum card from his pro hoops days.

This seriously needs and edit or re-write.

edit to add:
Vincent F Goering (1924 – 2005) was born on November 19, 1924. He was born into the Goering family.

There are no known marriages or children on record for Vincent. Vincent died on August 25, 2005 at 80 years of age.

Vincent F Goering’s last known residence is at Riverton, Burlington County, New Jersey.

The data on this page comes from the official record for Vincent F Goering in the SSDI (United States Social Security Master Death Index). According to information provided to the SSDI, this death record has been verified by a family member of the deceased. This data can be considered very accurate. What is the SSDI?

Riverton is 8 miles from Cooper, makes sense.

link to ESPN box score shows Goering line.

now my head is exploding: valley news has team photo and the oddity of a if not the Everett Nordstrom

ok, I don’t get this: now the ESPN pages are getting squirrelly: they let me go to Dartmouth page, but not click thru right now, compared to 20 minutes ago, about the box score for the 1944 game.
http://espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/tournament/history/_/team1/5778

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Two red dogs, or 3

Red dog number one I saw at UNICEF gift shop in Palo Alto, I nearly bought it for Terry who misses our Frida so.

Red ceramic dog fetish by Julie Brown

Red ceramic dog fetish by Julie Brown

Red dog number two is made by and watched over by Julie Brown, Justin’s mom and a new grand-mom. She teaches at JLS I think.

if this thing is still in stock yo voy a comprar

if this thing is still in stock yo voy a comprar

(I have a friend, not a close friend, who thought that Mark DiSuvero “Sieve of Erastosthenes” near the Stanford library looks like a red dog, 3).

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The ‘credible hulks’

I’m a sports fan, and a sports-writer –trained by four or five publications, plus the 100 or so sports-themed posts here in Plasticlandia — so I do recall hearing of the two Palo Altans winning medals at the Olympics in wrestling. If I knew the rest of the story — some weird old rich guy murdering one of them – it resonated less so. Less than David Losee, the Terman student body president who shot himself playing with his father’s pistol. Less than the fact that Broussard the murderous star of the too-real “River’s Edge” played football and hulkeditedbanged heads and pads with good buds of mine, for Milpitas versus Gunn, Jacques Broussard, who killed Marcy Conrad. Less than Kenny Brewer Paly ’81 who speared a guy on the first play of Paly CCS football and if he’s still alive is in a wheel chair. More than his nephew or cousin who died of a rare disease more recently, someone broke it down for me. Comedy and tragedy and farce, no holds barred.

Steve Carrell probably deserves the academy award for best actor and does his rhinologist. Mark Ruffalo, who Anthony Lane in The New Yorker, calls the credible hulk — he was also in “Avengers” about comic characters come to life or such — was very good and I did not recognize him. He was equally good in “Twice” the sequel to “Once” about street musicians and their ambivalent couplings with the industry.

I am going to strip in here the exact wording of a lost Mayoral Proclamation I ghost-wrote for Yiaway Yeh, and maybe Nancy Shepherd will waive her magic scepter and make it “real”? Real compared to what, you might ask?

There’s a slo a photo of Michael D’Esposito and I mock-wrestling, at Joe Zirker’s 90th birthday party, at the Palo Alto Cultural Center, in August, 2014 in front of a Zirker take on a Muybridge wrestling scene.

And I swear to Moondog Mayne I (zwounds!) I am going to set myself down and read Anthony Lane word by word and say something in reaction. I also flashed to Chris Strausser as he was playing in or coaching in his first Apple Cup rasslin’ or rausslin’ with Greg Zlotnick on Z’s lawn circa 1981. I recall doing likewise with Rob Waller in his living room same era. I wrestled a spell at Coach Hanna’s Bellarmine sports camp back around 1974, and I recall joining the other kids in teasing “Baldy” and “Baldy” (not his real name) grabbed my hand and bent back my fingers until I apologized for my young cruelty. Are you still with us, not-Baldy?

This is the only building left from the Bellarmine I knew circa 1974 sports camp and wrestling

This is the only building left from the Bellarmine I knew circa 1974 sports camp and wrestling

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