ConnectMenlo is OurPaloAlto is Soylent Green is People?

I noticed that there is a meeting tonight at Belle Haven center in nearby Menlo Park, an outreach to an effort to update the Menlo Park Comp Plan or General Plan, called ConnectMenlo, and posted to inMenlo the question on whether it is a coincidence that both neighboring cities are updating their plans or could it be a push by industry to intensify the already intense rapid changes, regionally?

My headline is obscure, referencing a dystopian Sci-fi film of the 1970s and shows by fairly obvious cynicism about local leadership, or the power of the special interest multi-billion dollar local building industry to dictate local self-quasi-governance. (“Soylent Green”).

I was also thinking recently about Judy Kleinberg, a former mayor, now head of Palo Alto Chamber I caught, as did 200 or more others saying, I guess apropos of SAP Labs, the $10 B German software company with offices on Deer Creek AND NOW at The Varsity “corporations are people, too!” and the Albert Finney I think book that became a movie “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” which I and my former Dartmouth film professor Al LaValley read as allegory about group-think and McCarthyism and “don’t let the pods get you.”

Corporate voice Judy Kleinberg

Corporate voice Judy Kleinberg

Don’t let the pods get you, Judy Kleinberg. People are people, corporations are devices controlled by the ultra-rich to increase their power over the rest of us, and manipulate actual people, or people like me, not part of the Point Point One Percent.

ConnectMenlo (General Plan Update) Open House #3 set for March 19

For my stalkers, or the pods, I will be at Rania Matar lecture of Muslim Feminist Art at Stanford and then maybe the Palo Alto Public Art commission (which has two intriguing new commissioner applicants, Lenore Gordon and Mila Zelkha) but I’d also like to catch a wee bit of March Madness hoops, even at the indignity of a $7.75 Guinness pint at the Old Pro, and also “Leviathon” for what it might say or cause in Putin Russia and also I liking the true story of the Japanese lady who dies looking for Fargo buried treasure.

Judy Kleinberg here looks like “final girl“. She’s actually undressing a group of tech wannabes and coffee drinkers at 456 University soft opening.

and1: and this is a thread too far: but “final girl” is a concept developed by a feminist author who noted a sexism in horror movies. In the 1990s in Berkeley a group of feminist activists and folk singers, Andrea Pritchett, Eve Decker and TK, started a band under that name but were asked by the author of the book on the subject to not muddy the waters so they changed to Rebecca Riots. But now there is a film called “Final Girl” referencing the same material, so who knows. Coincidentally, Greg Kalin, whose search-thread led me to the starting point of this post, and inMenlo, has a business that references women’s fashion. Coincidence, or conspiracy? (it is true that I inquired about that pod of chairs at 456, with Sinjay Sirole, before he sat down across from where I did, although I spoke to him first).

andand: I first met Judy Kleinberg here, when as Safer Summer she was booking high school bands onto Bryant Street, the former Just Desserts.

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I met entrepreneur Greg Kalin at The New Varsity, er, SAP’s HanaHaus

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New zoo review in Palo Alto

It’s a New Zoo Review in Palo Alto, coming right at you.

For only X million dollar, we can replace a yucky old building with a new spiffy one!

Mr. Dingle, the friendly elderly postman, had no comment.

The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair.

The blogosphere had a range of reactions, from freeing the animals to eating them in a dignified ceremony.

Disclosure: at the first Palo Palooza, I claimed that Rufus the Bobcat would be a guest artist, but was just kidding. I thought I was doing a service by even mentioning Rufus the Bobcat. I later approached Rufus to see if there were any hard feeling, and he merely glared, resignedly.

Rufus lives, in our hearts and flat files

Rufus lives, in our hearts and flat files

A dude named John Adams of all things is the only opposition speaker. He suggested the building proposed is “a monster”.

and1: Gooyer says he took his daughter there, back in the day.

outro:
Ted Nugent, “Cat Scratch Fever” which took me there back in 1977, when I was 14:

didn’t we just, in 2010, spend $450,000 to renovate, especially the cathouse? Yep. Are we so ahistorical that 2010 is not even mentioned here? This is exactly like the staff report on Stevenson House that I felt was fishy that said “this was built in 1964 and now deeds to be rebuilt” rather than the nine or so appropriations for maintenance in recent years.

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Ned and Mindy

MIndy Kaliing, my fellow Dartmouthian, in a Mara Hoffman

MIndy Kaliing, my fellow Dartmouthian, in a Mara Hoffman

I am actually sitting thru an ARB meeting, about signage at Stanford Shopping Center, and there is also an item about rebuilding our aging Palo Alto Zoo, but I am digressing, and really backsliding to post a picture of Mindy Kaling in a rather loud swimsuit.

I am also thinning of Ned Kahn a Genius Grant sculptor and artist, whose “Confluence” bride design was deemed not bird friendly the other night — he stormed out of the meeting when he read the writing on the wall, the sea change — in that they claimed that little cd discs would warn away the birds — I am saying I’m not sure if Mindy’s loud suit has a similar ingenuity: does it flatter her or merely make us squint?

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edit:
Mara Hoffman, speaking of ARB, is normally on 6th Avenue, with their press office at West 21st.

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Can I safely segue from Ape Do Good to Albert Pujols? Superflush w. Bhiman

(and I’ve fulfilled my bucket list item, I too have Prince Albert in a can)

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Superflush w. P.Good

Superhero summit at palo alto city hall featuring Jordan  cowman of staff as superflush and mark Weiss as Pe Good it actually says Ape do good

Superhero summit at palo alto city hall featuring Jordan cowman of staff as superflush and mark Weiss as Pe Good it actually says Ape do good

This plastic alto piece I mean post is bright to you by a leading breakfast good:

Gotta go

Gotta go

edit to add: My shit actually says “APE DO GOOD” for a printing company in a hip part of SF; Jordan from The City of Palo Alto wants me to link to his advice on water page; his colleague wants to do a water audit of Gary Kremen, or and Eric Filseth, as a fun pr thing. Both the New York Times and the Merc had stories about California water issues and the current scarcity. Shirt. Jason Green’s version of this has Jordan holding a water nozzle as if it is a firearm, which I think unfortunate in that it was published the same day as a double-homicide here. Here is a link to the PA Utilities social media page.

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Tastes like ckicken!

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edit to add, three weeks later: This post was done via handheld and in real time as I watched via that magic box the former boob tube the Golden State Warriors impressively 114-95 to be exact defeat the East’s winningest team, the Atlanta Hawks. Box score

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Nosh pit

Varsity theater occupied by SAP HanaHaus, soft VIP opening food by palace of Sunnyvale, also a former theater, Murphy street

Varsity theater occupied by SAP HanaHaus, soft VIP opening food by palace of Sunnyvale, also a former theater, Murphy street

My gunn, Terman and Fremont Hills classmate. The record setting holding track and field athlete mother of two, of Garden Court Jill Crisler Weyers:

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Unfamiliar grounds

Don’t get me wrong,I am so excited about the private opening today at HANAhaus at the beloved and historic Varsity Theater, 456 University Avenue, even if I put about 500 hours into trying to wrest the lease from Chop Keenan and give it to someone like the former Bill Graham Presents of San Francisco.

Chop told me “this will rock” and I believe him. For at least six months. Until Labor Day.

But it is funny to order a cup of Joe and see this in the bottom of your cup:
Any statements contained in this document that are not historical facts are forward-looking statements as defined in the U.S. Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Words such as “anticipate,” “believe,” “estimate,” “expect,” “forecast,” “intend,” “may,” “plan,” “project,” “predict,” “should” and “will” and similar expressions as they relate to SAP are intended to identify such forward-looking statements. SAP undertakes no obligation to publicly update or revise any forward-looking statements. All forward-looking statements are subject to various risks and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ materially from expectations. The factors that could affect SAP’s future financial results are discussed more fully in SAP’s filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (“SEC”), including SAP’s most recent Annual Report on Form 20-F filed with the SEC. Readers are cautioned not to place undue reliance on these forward-looking statements, which speak only as of their dates.

Mayor Karen Holman, who I endorsed and voted for, is more politique about this:
“We’re thrilled that SAP is opening HanaHaus in our community,” said Palo Alto Mayor Karen Holman. “It is a reflection of Palo Alto as both a steward of the past and an entrepreneur for the future. We are one of the world’s centers of innovation, and HanaHaus aims to create a place to spark creativity and community. I encourage everyone to spend time in the space after it opens to the public later this week.”

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Burning Bates with Corey Harris

It’s so good to be back at Bates [applause], and I want to congratulate all you graduates. I know what it’s like to struggle for something you really want, to start out and be in a sea of people. You don’t know who’s going to be your friend; you don’t even know if you’re going to get along with your roommate.

I remember the first time I came to Bates it was spring of my junior year of high school, and my mother and I took a plane from Boston up to Lewiston on Bar Harbor Airlines. The plane was eight, nine, 10 seats. We came up here, and I remember thinking that it was an outpost. I felt I was somewhere near the North Pole [laughter]. I come from Colorado; that’s where I was born and raised, so it was so far to travel.

At the time, I just wanted to get out of Colorado and see the world. It’s funny that I chose Bates to see the world [laughter]. But then, when I look at all y’all, I can see that you are the world, and even more so than when I was here. When I was here, there was a flavor of international students, there were different people, different ethnicities walking around. But as I see Bates today, I see that’s intensified and there’s even more of you out there; there’s a real mosaic. So I want to congratulate you on that as well [applause]. The second time I came to Bates was during a minority student weekend. I was a senior in high school, and I remember being so excited to come here, to meet all these other black and Latino students, and to dream about coming to a place like this.

I traveled after I left Bates, and I realized that I wasn’t a minority. In fact, there’s no such thing as a minority. You can box off a place and count off the people and say, “You’re the minority.” But if you’re looking at the whole planet, I don’t like to talk in those terms. And I feel that Bates really helped me to expand my view of the world. It was at Bates that I got to interact with people I never thought I’d interact with: people from Africa, people from the Caribbean, people from East Asia, from West Asia, from all over the world. This was my jumping-off point to discover the world.

As I said before, I’m from Colorado. I was saying this last night, so I’ll just be frank. When we would leave Colorado and go other places, people didn’t still have Jerry Curls. We would come back home, and we were still rocking the old styles. There was always a sense that I was always behind the times. But when I came to Bates, I got to meet different people, see different viewpoints, and really get into discussion with other people. I am just so grateful to Bates for giving me that opportunity to expand my mind.

I would like to give some advice. I would like to say that as you leave Bates, that you be careful how you spend your money. I remember when I got here; I never had a credit card. And I got to my mailbox the first week, and there were all these credit card offers. I thought, this is great! Luckily, I didn’t take up on all that. But looking at the state of the economy, looking at the housing market, looking at the high amount of debt that Americans carry, I think it’s very important that the young people start to endow themselves, and not go out and get a new card and pay a high note. Don’t go out and buy the new clothes and new technology. Don’t go out endlessly and spend your money with your friends.

Use your time wisely. I’m 38 years old, and it seems just yesterday I was sitting where you all are right now. Take your time and use it well. Use well the money that you make. Save your money, because you’re going to need it in the future. Always remember that education doesn’t ever stop. It always keeps going. I remember after I left Bates — I had spent a whole year writing an honors thesis — I was tired. I thought, I don’t want to go back to school for awhile. I started playing music, and here I am. I would tell y’all it’s very important to always educate yourselves. Always think of others. And always nurture your intellect and your soul.

I’d like to end with a brief quote from Haile Selassie, the emperor of Ethiopia. He said, “The key for betterment and completeness of modern living is education. But, man cannot live by bread alone. Man is also composed of intellect and soul. Therefore, education in general, and higher education in particular, must aim to provide, beyond the physical, food for the intellect and the soul. That education which ignores people’s intrinsic nature and neglects their intellect and reasoning power cannot be considered true education.”

I remember the poet Yeats once said, “Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.” So, I encourage you all to keep the fire burning.” Bless you; thank you.
(Corey Harris address at Bates College, 2007, the year he also won a MacFound Grant)

edit to add: Bates was founded in 1855, yo.

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