Taylor Swift w Farah Alhajeh

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Taylor,28, is a blond American Christian born in Reading, PA and said to shake it off. Farah, 24, sued for bias in Sweden after refusing to shake hands with a male Christian at a job interview in May 2016 near Uppsala.
Tell me more, tell me more, like did he have a Volvo?
Tell me more, tell me more, did she listen to Polvo?

Edit to add: in a completely unrelated matter, someone at the Palo Alto Farmers Market was telling me the one about the Swede with a 20-foot pole.
Look-see:

And and but not Anand: the New York Times who can fake a newsgasm like nobody’s business, just four pages later — and this the edition that features the phrase “sock it to me “ in the lead of the lead – Hannah Cheeb from Bangkok reporting claims that Muslim men in Malaysia can marry four wives, as young as 11. (Nickname Ayu).

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Man channeling Harold et Maude at Farmers Market

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Just 3 blocks from beautiful Thomas Aquinas church featured in May Fete parade in 1972. Hal Ashby ( and God) directed. Thanks: RC, Ochs ark hive.

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Ghost of Esbjorn Svensson

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My ‘vag’* is Chef Chu, your ‘vag’ is frozen takeout dim sum from some hole in the wall under the bridge in Foster City

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New York Times mentions crazy Rich Asians but does not mention Jon Chu until deep into the story, whereas Palo Alto Weekly gives it two- an-a-half stars but does not have a byline. *i think that word, rhymes with Madge the dish soap spokeswoman, is fair game given the role (French word with little thingy over Sarah vowel) Awkwafina plays in this movie. The wedding costs $40m.
Rolling Stone praises Nora Lim pka Awkwafina. (I admit, as I wrote about earlier, that a main reason I saw Ocean movie was curiousity about Lum, whose other claim to fame was a quasi-dirty rap spoof about female anatomy. That, plus I’m always talking where appropriate about Mindy Kaling my fellow Dartmuthian)
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A.O. Scott excerpt:
The venue is fabulous — if there is any part of Singapore that is less than dazzlingly picturesque, we don’t see it here — the music is great, and the food includes homemade dumplings, street-stall delicacies and lavish banquet dishes. But the key to this party is surely the guest list. It has been noted that this is the first Hollywood movie in a long time with a mostly Asian and Asian-American cast, and if anything this observation understates the diversity of the performers onscreen, in terms of both their origins and their pop-cultural affiliations. They include Michelle Yeoh, one of the great international movie stars of the past quarter-century; Ken Jeong, a staple of naughty American comedy for almost as long; and Awkwafina, a hip-hop artist, actress and web celebrity of more recent vintage.

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Jungle Jim Loscutoff, the hoops champion w Maxim Loskutoff, who writes about encounters in the wild

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A little more foghorn

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I did listen to a wee dram of San Francisco singer-songwriter maybe bandleader and supervisor candidate Tom Valtin and I would say it has a quality, but I would say also that it could use a little more foghorn. Foghorn Leghorn. The Mel Blanc voiced (as compared to blank verse, or Les Blank) cartoon character who is Southern. I mean vernacular. Of course my starting point is that I found this guy because he is married to the daughter of a favorite professor of mine named James Melville Cox, from Virginia. You don’t know about him less you have read about Huck Finn. Et cetera. Was anybody hurt? No’m but a cartoon dog was assaulted by a big chicken. N-word Jim loved Huck, idiots. Elif Batuman. Bat Makumba ay, ay. Bat Makumba, oh oh. I’m here all week. Try the grits. Pass the port. And….out.

I listened to part of his political speech and would report that I ran for Palo Alto City council on a similar platform. Go, middle class!

and one:
First Edition Adventures of Huck Finn illustration by E. W. Kremble. And Oregon ally this was about the first pages of Tom Sawyer “Old Scratch” and War and Piece “the anti-christ” written within 10 years of each other, snatched by magic hand held box at Bell’s Books of Palo Alto. But there’s a guy named Adam Weinberger in New York wants to sell me such onesy, not the Weinberger with bereaved at Beth Ahmed who went to Gunn and helped the Cubberley Sessions on advice of John Taylor not the right-winger the right-fielder exactly oncely. And gracious flash to Ms. Lessa encouraging me to try Ginsberg “Kaddish” for Naomi with Larry Ochs. Not Phil Oaks. Nor Quaker Ochs.

Tom Valtin seems to have good musicianship throughout. B (as Christgau helpseff might say) Not turkey, big chicken. No pocky for kitty. Arf (gail collins)

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Mitch Woods to hit the Lytt in about 88 shakes

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Sound check on a sunny pm


He also had a very fine cd out “Friends Along The Way” With a fine cast of guests very find of virtual cornucopia including Ruthie Foster Who is previous CDs going to go home parentheses a guy stole my chair reporting live in Lytton Plaza Palo Alto it was a dark and stormy night not Ruthies two previous CDs were produced out by Malcolm Papa Mali Wellborn and Chris take my wife Goldsmith I am here all night try the pizza. No seriously folks I will update this with proper RESPECT. Which reminds me that when Henry butler Charlie Musselwhite Elvin Bishop Rob and Ford Otis Taylor and I played that rotating stage place in Houston they were advertising Aretha the next night this is back in 2003 when we all had more hair and less belly And all got a little more salt and some rest in peace.

Edit to add, post performance post:
Mitch Woods did rock and roll us in Palo Alto inciting our version of dancing in the streets in a set that did have a distinct New Orleans flavor. Although I yelled “Aretha” the spirits conjured weee more like. Fess or Henry Butler. The new cd also somehow conjures John Lee Hooker. I’ve only gotten as far as “CC Rider” which beyond the consistently fine piano also has guitar country style by Taj Mahal and vocals by Taj and unmistaedly Van Morrison. This cd seems destined to Tabasco up someone’s radio show and maybe the movies.
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20th anniversary of Dartmouth scholar athlete, but not a playboy

Librarian and former St. Francis athlete Dave Sigua helped me research an item that magically popped into my head earlier today (it started with me returning a book about Lefty O’Doul and commenting that Paly grad Joc Pedersen of the Dodgers was the first Pacific Coast League athlete since 1910 to hit 30 homers and steal 30 bases, for Albuquerque).

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Look for a spec of green among the more flamboyant major college uniforms

Paul Sorenson, like Dave, played football for the Lancers. Paul went on to graduate first in his class at Dartmouth, in 1989 and now works in software.
In fall, 1988, he was named the Anson Mount Scholar and a part of the Playboy Magazine All-America team, as the token student athlete. He posed next to Deion Sanders, Derrick Rodgers, Troy Aikman and Barry Sanders.

This is archived, of course, in my magic box and if you are reading me, in your magic box, too. Who woulda thunk it?

Actually, it also susses up that Ted Leland, the AD, made Sorenson give back the $5,000 scholarship and promise to never masturbate. At Richardson we had chugs for Spankers and Liars. I was a Liar.

I don’t think i met Sorenson but I knew slightly a lineman from that team Rich Outzen of Aragon High in San Mateo, who helped me write in 1985 about the 15 year anniversary of the Murry Bowden / Willie Bogan / Bullet Bob Blackmon Lambert Trophy winning Indians or Big Green. Outzen also was the main source in Brian E. Moore’s documentary about ROTC “Army Green” and has served our country as a Colonel last I checked and writes about language as a weapon.

I also had op to describe for David the librarian and friendly giant the career, as I knew it, of Bill Campbell the former Columbia captain, champion and coach, the silent partner of The Old Pro in Palo Alto, where Lee Bolllinger and Al Gore were his eulogists recently.

edit to add, and i really have to move my car and then git to city to see Nicaraugan American drummer, but Anson Mount award is named for early contributor to that semi-notorious magazine but also his son Anson Mount IV (Ivy!, Get it?) played Captain Pike on a version of Star Trek on TV. Also, there’s a Corey Harris, Dave and I learned, who played football for Vandy and then NFL which catches my eye because same name as Corey Harris the Mac Genius and blues guy, coming to town soon with True Blues Tour, TK.

Nine months later: I am intrigued by the saga of Darrell Page, who led St. Francis Lancers of Mountain View to a CCS title in football, as a junior, but withdrew from that school after being charged with a sealed accusation in juvenile court.

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Wallace Loh must go

University Of Maryland president Loh and football coach DJ zDurkin are responsible for the death of a student athlete.
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there are two reasons i am edit-adding to this today: one, a dude named Jake or Jack with a dog named Jack or Jake, who played Maryland Terps football I chatted up today, with my dog and TMW. Two, at the hamburger joint, they were showing an old NBA game with Steve Francis, ex-Terp, then on Orlando not Houston. Fact-checking that — the magic — I found confirmation of my little nugget of Steve Francis, according to Kwame Coleman, being known as Wink in his Montgomery Blair days. Kwame was baby-dad to Kenny when I dated quite seriously Kenny’s Mommy’s sister. One night me, Kwame and Kwame Friend rolled in a rented Lincoln first to Fillmore where we were under-impressed by Maceo then to Jack’s (different Jack — not the dog from Palo Alto 20 years later — ok, it’s Boom Boom Room Alex Andreas) to see a very satisfying Brenda Boykin. Which makes me think also of Sister Monica Parker. RIP. I guess like this poor McNair fellow.

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Birth of a Wilco song

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