Mick’s little ‘tits and ass with soul baby’ require minor repairs, he says

Rolling Stone, whom I saw at Candlestick with 10 Gunn classmates and my Dad’s 10 passenger van, in 1982, and for whom I just bought for TMW and I expensive, this-or-Hawaii-package-tour type seats, at Santa Clara 49ers, announced today, and via my brother in law Gary (BILG?) that they are x-lng 29 dates due to an undisclosed illness.

I made up the part about his little tits and ass but that was what popped into my mind, when I heard the news today oh boy. And it is true that certain 70 year old men literally become 15 year old girls at end of life, I know from personal experience. Or figutaritvely so. I come from the old school where there was a distinction; I use Webster’s Ninth semireligously (and problematically believe in the First Amendment, freedom FROM religion semi-religiously).

 

I have a long riff about TJ Kirk, Scott Amendola, The Prodigy which i hope to commit to electorn in time for tonite’s show, as liner-like notes.

I’m exonerating Keith Flint for “smack my bitch up” in the same swoop. I don’t think he was violent but I don’t know. Certainly the song is not violent; it’s a comment on such.

And I think Johnny Who is going to free McG — because he prosecuted Ken Lay. Whose prison nickname and safe word is “free toe”.

 

b/w something in Today’s sunday Chron — signing back on two days later — March 31, 2019, about Taylor Swift concert in Santa Clara, same venue as Stones and they had to paper the second show to the tune of 20,000 tickets and this pissed off the Niners — are they related? I also thought of the three high rollers of tech in Menlo Park about two miles from where I’m settin’ and they keep saying Taylor Swift will play their grand opening — if they build it she will come – but that gets my “shit – detector” or spider sense humming in that they may find there is a difference between a pre-IPO company overpaying someone factor of 3x to play the company picnic/dog and pony show or asking a big act to play for cost at a non-profit venue. Or are they for-profit?

The Stones thing is now reminding me of two more items: one, when the Squirrel Nut Zippers were booked to play Labor Day Monday, 1995 at the Cub but claimed that Jimbo got food poisoning post-show in San Francisco I attended at Cafe DuNord — I still don’t know what to believe, although in real time I borrowed someone’s cell and directed the audience to yell “get well soon jimbo” at whoever answered the phone; or more benignly, Charlie Hunter he of the 8-string Novax guitar and opened a set of shows for U2 not the Stones, with Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprosy aka Michael Franti, switched to a seated position because of the strain of standing with his unusually complicated axe; I can picture the stones’ carrying on, but in chairs; like Blind Boys of Alabama; and I also used to think of Charlie Hunter someday switching to upright bass and only one part not 2.

Come to think of it — and and — I bought for Suzanne Warren, the City’s concert talent buyer a set of Stones tickets circa 1999 but that show similarly was postponed then I guess re-shedded.

edit to add: Quick Henry the stent

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Gunn vs Los Gatos v large black screens blocking view

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My Favorite Racists: 1910 Fruitgum Company tribute band

As a Pollstar subscriber, I do get a lot of spam from smalltime labels and agents about their projects. I had never heard the 1968 novelty single “Indian Giver” until the agent, “Flashback Mgmt” out of Tampa, FL used “Indian Giver” as their email tag on Yahoo.

I could be wrong. I’m not indigenous, First World or Native American. And I do defend the use of the name “Nigger Jim” in Mark Twain’s “Adventures of Huckleberry Finn”. But, over the course of 300 pages or half a million words, and thousands of ideas, it is revealed that Huck loves Jim and the name is authentic but does not encapsulate a racist hatred of Jim.

Here, you have no idea what these guys think beyond the fact that they don’t know jack shit about the value systems of the people who lived on this continent before their families got here, and that is okay to profit off of other people’s bigotry.

If this touring band played the Bay Area it would be picketed. I believe in the first amendment — you have the right to express your hate — short of threats of violence — but people will talk back.

Maybe they can re-write the hook. (Doubt it).

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fickle finger of fate says ‘fuck off!’

It seems they’ve never played anywhere but New Jersey and Staten Island.

Another comp: after Cat Stevens said he supported the fatwa and calls to murder the author of “Satanic Verses” Natalie Merchant and Ten Thousand Maniacs stopped playing their version of “Peace Train” — I actually wrote to their fan site and said the song could be independent of the author (who has since made a comeback).

There are a list of phrases in English that have dubious origins and are best deleted from polite speech.

Not sure its actually true but I did call out Cory Wohlbach the Palo Alto Council member about his use of the term “calling a spade a spade” — some say it is racist, some say gardening.

Again: racists speech is protected by First Amendment. But if you think of yourselves are artists or entertainers and your act is built on being callous or hurting others, be preparef for a backlash.

(See also: I have a project with Santa Clara visual artist and potter Jody Naranjo called The Pueblo Girls).

In the discussions I’ve found, on NPR for example, archived on internet on the phrase, I think it misses the point that native peoples had very different views on property. I took Michael Dorris’ class at Dartmouth.

Coinkydinky I think, I bought the new Louise Erdrich book, at Books Inc.

I have not heard from Mateo Romero in many moons, but he is the plaintiff for the suit challenging the trademark of the Washington football team.

This hardly goes here: but yesterday I reacted to a story about China censoring the Queen Biopic, “Bohemian Rhapsody” — I wrote a parody of “I’m in Love with My Car” I said:

I’m in love with my Czar/

Got a feel for my auto de feel.

which is nonsensical or insipird and plays on the facts of the Spanish Inquisiton and the auto de fe which is prove your faith or be tortured.

fuck yeah im jewish

in the age of chimpanzees I was a jew (and Beck Hanson despite being part of that mind control cult is also Jewish)

see also: The Negro Problem, The Chinkees.

Also: what does Ben Fong Torres think of that song? or Bonnie Simmons?

someone pointed out that the singer and keyboardist of the touring band are not original members.

I also found something about The Frogs “I’m White” song, and the suicide of a founding member (of a band that was on Homestead when Cosloy was there and the guy was eulogized on Matador site; if you write a racist song, that’s all you might be known for; also, I wanted to write something about the dancer and front man from The Prodigy Flinn I think who passed but came to feel that the backlash about his song was out of context. even the Kool Keith or Kool Herc or whoever original I was listening to and then appleloaded and is less offensvie in context.

I think PC can go too far, but how many people are you willing to offend for your so called art.

Another data point: I befriended a Totsi from Uganda and Belgium and then started tracing the song or dance “the watusi” and she said she was not at all offended.

I also clipped from Stanford Daily student pub there coverage of Trump announcing he is for First Amendment on campus: how can you claim to be pro First Amendment freedom of Speech yet you want to try journalists for treason? the trump “first amendment” campaign is pro-Right Wing.  Let Dinesh speak but stand up during the Q&A and tell him to fuck off.

I bought SpiderMan SpiderVerse and still think it is empowering to young people and people of color, I think.

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Unitas, Matte…Strausser

J0BC691F0-B7F5-4419-B240-A18B72C07752.jpegerry Sorenson mentioned to me that our mutual friend Chris Strausser had joined the Colts.

I sent the Colts webmaster a note about the fact that in 1981 Chris was co-offensive player of the year in the Santa Clara Valley Athletic League (SCVAL) with Jim Harbaugh. I thought of that apropos of the fact that Jim, who most consider a Bear, or a Wolverine, was also a Colt for a spell, in fact arguably his finest season (minus the gratuitous and grating “Jesus played a fine today, blocking out evil” stuff). 

Chris has been my friend since 7th grade. I remember him telling me about the difference between Palo Alto Pop Warner tackle football and the flag football most of his classmates were playing at Gunn (Aside, or digression: And I was circulating a photo of the 7th grade C Team from Terman — I weighed about 5’7, 105 — that showed me, Ross Eltherington, Greg Logan and Bill McGlashan, now famous for both his hedge funding acumen and for joking about photoshopping his son’s face on a actual high school kicking stud to fool college recruiters, this to a guy who had already pleaded out and was wearing a wire. (Flash to: the Wire, not to be confusing, takes place in Baltimore, but I’m getting word play head of myself).

Kudos to Strausser, I’m saying.

I would go to a game, home or away  — meaning Indy (never been), Oakland or Santa Clara. Actually I wouldn’t mind checking out the new Rams digs. Especially since they have four of my Dartmouth home boys on their front office. (That, and I had both Goff and Gurley on my fantasy team).

Which sent me fumbling but not flipping thru a box or two on my desk in my new man cave for Colts football cards. I was thinking “Tom Matte” and “Johnny Unitas” but forget where I had stored my vintage cards, the ones I retrieved somewhat recently – but before The Move — from my mother’s John Attig, so to speak (Gunn history teacher and longtime Palo Altan).

But instead a found a more recent lode of heroes including…um…Jack Troudeau — quarterback…something Something….a skill position guy…and That Guy that guy…likewise, probably touches the ball or defends the pass. 

Which begat a column idea pretty for from the Post — hey, Ghost to the Post — that’s Oakland versus Baltimore in a very exciting game from my youth, a playoff, with Dave Casper of Notre Dame scoring the winning touchdown from Stabler against the Bert Jones Colts. Actually my first GFL team was the Blue Oyster Colts. Not to Everlast jump around.

I do not have it straight and had to think about it a sec: 

The Colts moved from Baltimore to Indianapolis in 1984 or so.

The Browns moved to Baltimore.

A new team formed in Cleveland.

So, I read, after texting Chris something about meeting Tom Matte, that he and Unitas were disowning the Colts over the move. Confusing times, or very pomo. I wonder what happens if, in Cleveland or Baltimore someone is talking about the time Jim Brown ran over Mike Curtis. 

I recall and sometimes retell that my dad, the classic Libra, cut the Oakland patch off his Raiders knit cap —we were fans and attended about a dozen games 1974-1980. (Before jumping on the 49ers bandwagon, with Joe Montana, although we did some Steve DeBerg and Steve Spurrier, but not John Brodie). 

Tom Matte, of Ohio State and Cleveland area (like Chris Strausser, tho his dad went to and maybe played for Michigan – -he grew up liking Art Schilchter, speaking of buckeyed Colts, scored I read but would not have seem 3 touchdowns in the NFC Championship game, which landed him on cover of Sports Illustrated, which I think I’ve seen at the Old Pro. I hope Chris Strausser gets to meet both Art S and Tom M — he’s certain to meet Tom Rathman ex-49er and Cornhusker who is on the same staff of Frank Reich. 

And for the record, Bill McGlashan is innocent unless proven guilty and has the money to hire the attorneys who can beat the Feds. But I do say I was surprised to learn he had gotten into Princeton. The story was that when his family took a sabbatical of sorts to Israel, and his dad quit tech to co-found Beyond War that he said he decided to take school more seriously. And I recall that when Terry, TMW, and I went to Seatte to install her show at Wing Luke the Times had a feature on Bill McG and how hot his hedge fund was. So conceivable he made tens of milllions or more, and maybe that makes you think you are that much smarter than an admissions officer. (Especially the kind — in a completely unrelated story — or is it — take LSD then stab their friends). 

And this is a perfectly acceptable place to say, like Robert Reich in “Saving Capitalism” we should be taxing the endowments of Stanford, Harvard, Yale and Dartmouth, especially if we are using public funds to help clean up their admissions pr. 

So instead I have this big pile of trading cards on my table and one liners about each card, or some cognitive kibbutz. Kibbitz. 

And I never finish this type of post. I have a slew of unfinished or misleading “75 of my favorite Thoughts” posts.

I admit is kind of decadent to be eating $7 meatballs and $13 cocktail at a sidewalk cafe (Local Union 271 — not to be confused with Thinking Fellers Union 272 or 252).

Ray Sadecki,  Cardinals

Jim Harbeck, Colts

Albert Bentley, Cots RB, Miami, 27 touchdowns

Jack Trudeau, I want to say Purdue, (Illinois , I was confused by Jim Everett) 35 TDs thrown

Jerry Rice, 49ers 1991 Fleers, has a price tag that says $1.00, in a plastic sheath

Eugene Robinson, Seahawks

Matt Williams, 1990 Topps

Matt Williams, 1990 Topps I have two of them

Charlie Prosek Williams, the guy traded for Willie Mays, SPCA I mean SSPC — he was before his time otherwise his nickname would have been Prozac. Apparently he was born in Flushing, New York, near Mets Stadium, but presumably pre-dating such. 

Trevor Wilson

Donnell Nixon

Ken Oberkfell

Ernie Riles (2x)(no, 3x)

Don Robinson

Chris Speier, from Alameda, CA like Willie Stargell, who has a monument — so should Chris — aha, my next cause celebre, quite literally. And I recently bought the memoir of U.S. Rep Jackie Speier and determined that they are not related

(I was walking around with a stack of football and baseball trading cards and then forgot to finish this, but here it is as a draft..earlier today I wrote about Alan Eagle, the former voice of Dartmouth football, having written about former Columbia linebacker Bill Campbell. Bill’s brother Jim played two or three sports at Navy with Roger Staubach…anyhow, good luck to Chris Strausser of the Indy Colts)

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Did you mention that your childhood name was ‘Mac’?

Today I learned that my former Gunn and Dartmouth schoolmate Alan Eagle ‘83 has cowritten a book about the great Bill Campbell, “Coach”.   I’ve written a couple times briefly about Bill Campbell here based on our chance meeting the week he moved to California and I was selling cars at my father’s Cupertino lot.  Actually I semi-seriously sent a query to a literary contest about wanting to write about Coach, “the man who shaped five billion cell phones”.  I definitely talk him up, probably once every week or two it comes up; I love the part about people think Columbia sucks in football but when he was there they were champs;  I mean as a player not as a coach.  Or that his brother Jim “soupy” Campbell was arguably the better athlete and that there is a shrine to him at the Old Pro bar

Alan Eagle might still  be best known as the voice of Dartmouth football from the WDCR broadcasts, in those circles.

When I was visiting colleges with my father in the spring of 1981 Alan showed me around Dartmouth which sort of sealed the deal as  it was the only school I had an actual host.  We had hamburgers at his house, fraternity, I guess I didn’t realize I was invited to come back later for late night beers. I remember freshman year playing some basketball with he and his brothers including Michael Golub who works for the NBA but is not very tall.

I don’t really see Alan that much these days,  pretty rarely.  I remember seeing his name in the New York Times about the fact that he wouldn’t let his kids use computers even though he was a high-tech executive.

This is probably a little bit off the mark but my recollection of high school was that Alan was a little higher in the pecking order than Jon Rosenberg.  Rosenberg I think had a growth spurt after graduating and eventually became a  very good pick-up basketball player   I am pretty sure that after Alan got an MBA and worked for a few start -ups Jon recruited him for Google and they have worked together in communications for years which is why this book is not surprising. Stacey Savides between Mac and I at Gunn, the tennis champ, though #2 in her family, was another early Googler and now is an angel investor in pediatric dentistry— owns the candy store, the former Mini Mart behind Terman (now Fletcher) .

My Campbell stories are quaint and fairly trivial— I was certainly not a high-tech exec but I look forward to seeing Alan and gauging his reaction to my story.

In my 10 weeks selling cars – compared to my father doing so for 40 years – and my grandfather for 44 years* – I sold to Bill Campbell, Nolan Bushnell, Neil Brownstein, Curt and Carl Hatton —  Los Altos and Stanford intermural football legends. Neil was a classmate of Bill and when I told him the story we dug up the deal so that they could re-connect he got on the phone and said “Bill,  it’s Neil!”

“Last time I saw Campbell it was at the old Pro and I reminded him how we knew each other and I mentioned that the football coach Ben Parks had died and I thought there should be some kind of a tribute to him and he nodded but obviously he had a lot on his plate already and maybe knew he was dying himself  Ben Parks who used to run 50 laps and his 50th birthday

It’s possible that the very day I met Alan eagle known as Mac or Mack was in 1975 the day it snowed and Nathan Shedroff and Daniel Shedroff and I were in a snowball fight with Alan Eagle and Michael Brownrigg, the one running for assembly whose nickname was “Ferbs”.

I’m probably repeating myself from other posts here but Allen also was famous for writing little clips to sports illustrated in the one about when Maccabi swing the bat it was like the SF earthquake over again or that sing the swimsuit issue was like getting a letter from home   I followed suit years later by claiming that Sean Green was going to make me convert. Joc Pederson  almost has actually. Plus there’s something about Clay Kershaw iPhone interesting to watch his little hitch.  That plus the fact I first noticed it while sitting in dead mountains living room Dan who was once Terry is my neighbor and Dan who was the Howard Gossage award winner the year I really really wanted to be in advertising. I sent Jeff could be a mock award with goose Gossage.

 

I tried to fly like an eagle but instead read my story about Peking lame duck my friend. (“ i’m in love with my czar “).

The last time I saw a Mac was at a city of Palo Alto Tuesday night in the parks Tuesday not  Saturday do note  And they ended up selling his friend Sue or Debbie a share of my 49ers tickets before I eventually just Abandoned them.  Although I do have a pretty good offer to buy my way back in for a partial series this year.

Campbell worked on Wall Street, coached at Columbia, was at Kodiak and then came to Apple as a VP in marketing in 1983 the year eagle graduated from Dartmouth —he spun off to found Claris software and was also chairman of Intuit TurboTax before also coaching numerous CEOs.  Alcor in Lee Bullinger eulogized at his week which was at the old Pro and Phyllis and I watched from the sidewalk   I exchanged a greeting with gore as he hopped into his limo after his little speck.

I said “good luck sir “and he said “good luck to you “.

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Getty image of Alan Eagle at the 92Y posing with Joc Pederson maybe

* this cannot possibly be true but is apocryphal: my father sold cars from 1944 to 1988 and my grandfather and namesake Morton B Weiss sold from 1919 to 1963 each exactly 44 years! Or that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, in plastic alto.

edit to add, or NB:  our guest muse this morning is Alan and my fellow Dartmouth alumnus or alumna Keshia Naurana Badalge ‘14, The essayist and editor (she and Mac were both in the DAM authors column).

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this calls to mind Hilleary Hoskinson the former lacrosse captain who co-wrote a book about Joe Montana and business strategy or mindset:

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Andand, weeks later: Mac, Jon and the Google CEO named Schmidt  we’re on the radio with my literature professor Dr. Michael Krasny and missed your cries many red part of my email on the air; John later rift off of it plugging “the old pro”. It was not a parent that Mac connected the dots back to me although how many people would he have known with Chevy dealerships in Cupertino? Here is an exciting vine mostly audio:

 

Holy quit digging!! Alan Eagle was also known in our circle for letters to Sports Illustrated; one was about how to a California boy in New Hampshire winter the swimsuit issue was like a letter from home; the other was something about Willie McCovey’s swing being like an earthquake.

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Chicken Katchadourian

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I’m in love with my czar: Queen biopic recut as Peking lame duck

taking tiger mountain by force

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A special projector saves Chinese pure viewers from having to see Freddy Mercury below the waste; in the censored version the singer does not die of AIDS but retreats to a monastery where he is making progress on the Ream Men hypotheses.

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Marika Anthony-Shaw of Arcade Fire spoke at Pollstar about her activism

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Social change no strings attached

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Talking Cree in the crease

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Who owns Renty?

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The Laniers claim to be descendents of the Congolese man depicted in a 1850 daguerreotype owned and proliferated by Harvard, the $40 billion endowment college

edita:

Steal this book:

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Robert Johnson

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