Go Big Green

edit to add: “Hello, Mark Weiss? This is Dartmouth College calling. We are very sorry to have to bother you, but we will be needing to have you return your diploma, even after 32 years in that our sources indicate you have misidentified “Trustees of Dartmouth College v Woodward, 1819″ and as you surely had been told the Latin wordage on your diploma literally says ‘Should you ever forget the Old Mother Alma Mater and the exact name and date of the event that is the basis of all that you had the privilege of experiencing and in fact de facto all corporate law you, upon demand must yield this document and all the inclusive rights and privileges, except in New Hampshire and the District of Columbia’. Cheers. Dartmouth. Happy holidays.”