“Spring Breakers” the new James Franco vehicle has him duded out in dreads and cornrows, with a gold grill; reminds of Offspring Dexter Holland and “Pretty Fly For A White Guy”.
Among other things.
The title is a pun on a plot point in which apparently the heroines (including two former Disney stars) get handcuffed by actors wearing blue uniforms because they were jumping up and down on a cheap hotel bed, causing damage we see to the ceiling but presumably also the bedsprings.
Eyes wide shut. Incident at Owl Creek Bridge. Pulp Fiction.
Made me wonder if Walt Disney had an evil twin named DeWitt (“Do it! Do it!).
I wonder if it is meant as companion piece to Franco in Wizard of Oz remake, as a huckster and opportunist. (And I admit I was trolling for leadership/maverick advice for my role as blogger/activist/arts advocate — I am still plotting James Franco for Mayor here — you know he was enrolled in Kennedy School for a few weeks, right?)
Booty popping is the gateway drug to allout assault on drug kingpen compound, like a James Bond led team of commandoes or in a video game.
His team was Alien.
In the previous, for something (maybe not Morton Downey Jr “mask 3) I noticed names of Dave Franco — James’ brother — and Ed Solomon, who was in my Hebrew school carpool 38 or so years ago and would hold out funny notes to cars trailing us: HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY.
Teddy Franco call your agent.