Chocolate Heads is the tops

Although I watched part of it through the majestic glass and wood doors of old Roble Gym, I could not have been more impressed with Aleta Hayes and Chocolate Heads at Stanford.

Earlier, Terry and I ran into Aleta in town and I took this back-lit shot of her that seems to be proving Doppler and Einstein and Anne Wintour or sometone all at once.

There is a rumor that the troop will be appearing some time soon in Mexico. Also I thought the lighting and backdrop was cool. They created a redshift blueshift motif (regarding the Big Band Theory and expanding universe) that reminded me of my campaign to update Old Glory with something a little more funky.

chocolate heads and bodies at roble post show

Here is a post-show photo of Aleta Hayes (in black dress, with back to us) and three of her lovelies, plus the overzealous house manager. You know you have arrived when they let you, as part of the post show celebration, jump around on the Marley floor in heels, as Aleta did. The event gave way to one of my favorite types of fantasies: what if Stanford decides that for the next five year period they will only give out dance degrees, they convert all resources and $16 billion endowment management to producing the well-rounded artist as choreographer and dancer? (I wrote a similar treatise when Lisa Allette Brooks applied to grad school here and I said in my reference – she wanted to go to South Africa and make a film about AIDS — she got rejected at Stanford Film but went to Botswana with Yale anthro — and she’s a Stanford ’96 b.a. or b.s. — that AIDS is so severe a challenge that Stanford could and should do nothing but produce documentarians concerned with World Health.).

This is a weird segue perhaps a disservice to the very serviceable and frankly awesome Ms. Aleta but here I am telling ghosts of Leland Stanford et al what to do with their money — I did post somewhere apropos of the lame Peter Thiel Fellows — those that pay kids to drop out of college — that I have $20 each to first ten students who write me for textbook relief. Or I have — and this actually happened today, $12 for Girl Scout cookies, three boxes in two lots at $4 each. I think James Franco is the anti-Thiel in that he is over-subscribed in crazy ways to several college programs.

I am trying to recruit for Chocolate Heads a Brazilian-German male dancer I met at JCC named Yannick, furthering rumor has its.

One of the dancers was a radiology resident at Stanford so Terry knew some of the other people crammed into Roble. I actually spent most of the show in the ante-room trying to hold a spot for the late-arriving Ms. Davis who was at her shift until 8 and rushed over in a commandeered helicopter. I met a grad student in drama and had ideas of how to collab with her. I get thousands of ideas and actually do a fraction of them. I am poor man’s James Franco melted in a microwave then buried in muck for twenty or so years and dig me out. But I did, and again apologies for stealing AH’s “ahhs” here, get mistaken for an actual monologist while doing my “Harbaugh-gina” bit via a karaoke foodtruck at Eric Finale’s first Rockage, where I was actually the doorman, sidedoorman even.

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Books I’ve bought intending to read

1Q84 by Haruki Murakami
Let Us Now Praise Famous Men by J. Agee and W. Evans
Instrument on Chronicle books, about guitars and their players, by Pat Graham perhaps
Tortilla Flat by John Steinbeck
Tortilla Curtain by T.C. Boyle
A book of poetry by Octavio Paz with illustrations by Marie Paz
Steve Jobs by Walter Isaacson, a gift from my brother Richard
Reality Hunger by David Shields
Gentle Order by Dao Strom, especially the passages about Agee “Death in the Family”
Eisenhower White House Years by Jim Newton
Iron Man book by Jacques Steinberg
a rare old book about racial categories from Bell’s Books
something by Tobias Wolfe
Andre Dubus collection includes The Pitcher
John Wieners collection, letters and poems
John Adams Hallelujah Junction
a book of interviews with Ray Bradbury
a collection of interviews with Steve Lacy
William Davidow book Overconnected
Lincoln Reader vintage pocket
Maria Kalman Abraham LIncoln (intended as a gift)
Larry Sultan photo monograph
Diebenkorn in New Mexico
Manuel Reyes photos — that’s not his name
James Sullivan’s book about James Brown
Elijah Wald on the Beatles, How They Destroyed Rock and Roll

from either Palo Alto or Foothill libraries, on loan:
War and Peace by Tolstoy
Sci Fi essay anthology including Philip K. Dick
A Plato Reader, for “the cave”

There’s got to be 100 magazines as well.

But for now: Walls, Boyle, Steinbeck, for a class.

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Altoon Sultan farm house and Walker Evans Poloroid SX-70

My mom and I did the 25 cent tour of the Walker Evans show at Stanford before moving on to bigger and better things: a brownie and dirty chips at the Cantor snack bar, plus a Blueberry Odwalla.

I ran into the bookstore to buy the famous James Agee Walker Evans collaboration “Let Us Now Praise Famous Men“. Walker Evans 1903 to 1975 his dates. The show went well beyond the Poloroids, of course.

It was late in the day so the museum began covering the Poloroids.

The tight edits reminded me of when Terry and I visited Altoon Sultan’s studio in Vermont. I had been storing in my stupid cell phone this photo of the window in Altoon’s atelier. Terry studied figure with Altoon at SJSU a few years prior. We called Altoon from a classroom at Baker Library during my reunion. There was a portrait of the Dartmouth chemistry professor who was poisoned during her work with toxics.

Altoon’s recent work — including one that Terry came home with — includes a series of realistic closeups of things especially mechanical ones that she can see on or near her New England hilltop; we actually thought of Wyeth; definitely more Wyeth than Walker Evans, to most people. Plastic Alto is not most people, everhow.

Happy new year’s and Year of the Dragon to Altoon Sultan.

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This is for Hope and Betsy Hall

Taking Jordanna Finnegan’s course at Foothill College and reading “The Glass Castle” memoir by Jennette Walls had me thinking of Hope Hall who I met a few times at my concert series when she was in the Stanford Film program. This is a short film she made about her mother:

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OKGO sell me a Chevy

As the son of a son of a Chicago-based Chevy dealers, I am pre-disposed and perhaps pre-destined to watch this video, and then go trade in my ailing Toyota for a brand new Chevy Sonic, like the one in the video. Although I also said to self: Maybe I can get a black Corvette like the one Eli Manning was given for being Super Bowl MVP.

I am also wanting to check out the residue of the OK GO Pilobolus collaboration. I once suggested Pilobolus hire my then-client Henry Butler to write for them. I have to admit OKGO was a better idea.

In terms of the Super Bowl Chevy Sonic commercial, I like the John Cage Christian Wolf element of it, with the “prepared piano”/Marfa references and the improvised instruments.

Courtesy Chevrolet has Chevy Sonic like the one in the video for about $18,000; if my trade is worth about $8,000 I could get into it for about 250 a month, maybe?

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Lera babble coinky synchronicity

By LERA BORODITSKY

The Gallery Collection/Corbis
‘The Tower of Babel’ by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1563.

(Please see Corrections & Amplifications below.)

Do the languages we speak shape the way we think? Do they merely express thoughts, or do the structures in languages (without our knowledge or consent) shape the very thoughts we wish to express?

Take “Humpty Dumpty sat on a…” Even this snippet of a nursery rhyme reveals how much languages can differ from one another. In English, we have to mark the verb for tense; in this case, we say “sat” rather than “sit.” In Indonesian you need not (in fact, you can’t) change the verb to mark tense.

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Ok, so I heard yesterday Michael Krasny talking Sapir Whorf and related concepts with a Stanford professor named Lera Boroditsky. At Foothill I sussed around on their computer for a little more info: a link to a Stanford Alumni Magazine article, including a picture, a link or citation to an anthology that was in Palo Alto Main and at Foothill right there, and a little more.

I actually read the article, wrote one word of notes, on my hand, or three memes that is

porm

ru

raaw

–it’s a place in Northern Australia where Aborigines live; she studied their language.

The only other thing I looked up, because it seemed important — is “Tower of Babel”. There was a crossword puzzle completed on the desk of the reference station; it took me a mere minute or so to find that the puzzle was based on a painting by Brueghel.

So just now, back at my main computer hook-up place, I typed the professor’s name again and the main citation I found is a well-read (200 comments) article from the Wall Street Journal that used as an illustration, the same Brugel painting.

Is it a c0incidence, synchronicity or what?

I was not conscious of the connection between my two searches.

I did, on the other hand, beyond hearing Boroditsky:

a) nearly buy a second copy, because it was remaindered and cheap — a bargain — of Elif Batuman “Possessed”, about her travels in Russian lit academy, at Dog Eared Books in SF; the clerk teased me that the author would give a sheet about my anecdote about why I started following her; the clerk is also Alison Faith Levy the musician, I had booked years ago at Cubberley, but I really digress.

b) borrowed the day before — I am forgetting chain of events — a compact copy of Tolstoy’s “War and Peace” that looks like a pocket bible. I have only read a few pages. From Foothill.

c) chat up a clerk at the Foothill Bookstore a Russian emigre, Anna, about poker.

d) chat up the day before a Ukranian librarian there; I think she is a Mila; I tried to explain to her “the pale”, “beyond the Pale” — which are relatively new to me;

e) I thought about recommending to all of the above: “Ego and Hubris” by the late great American Splendor creator Harvey Pekar, about a weird Russian he met.

f) I was in the city to meet with Beth Custer who asked me to help promote a screening of “My Grandmother” a 1930s Soviet Georgian film, for which she will be performing a live original score that was originally commissioned in recent times at least by Pacific Film Archive;

9) because Beth was digging Stew “Making It’ I took that as a sign and rang up Bill Bragin who I worked with as Stew’s manager back in 2003 and who said he would consider Beth’s project for Lincoln Center programming;

10) I have half a mind to ring Lera Boroditsky and invite her to Beth’s show, which is May 4 outdoors at Villa Montalvo in Saratoga, California.

11) Had opportunity to remember for Beth and mention that I have a copy of Truman Capote’s essay about “Porgy and Bess” in U.S.S.R circa 1959.

The term “coinky” is an original coinkage meaning “coincidence” unless Herb Coyne had it first. (Herb Coyne from Scharpler and Coyne, Coyle I guess I don’t mean). I’m going from bad to wurster.

You say “blew it” and I say “bleu it”

Robin’s egg and indigo

Let’s call the whole thing neuf!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7sYNptYjsE&feature=fvwrel

edit to add: beth custer and i saw Stew and The Negro Problem recently -today is March 19 — and I have to get going on Beth at Montalvo which I think is actually May 25 not 5/4:

http://www.montalvoarts.org/events/custer_grandmother/

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Dressed to the nines

That’s a mixed metaphor –“Dressed to the Nines” — to the extent I am talking poker.
This is a tribute to local hero Phil Hellmuth and his winning the 1989 World Series of Poker against Chan using a relatively weak hand — a pair of 9s — and a lot of moxie. I just saw this video for the first time, prompted to look it up at my fav search injun after meeting a young lady working at Foothill that claims to be a player (I believe her!!)

Steve Cohen, SAG actor and poker buff, had clued me in on Hellmuth’s story.

Phil and I frequent the same coffee house and I bugged him once, to get an autograph for Steve Cohen. Although Phil is a lot taller, Steve Cohen could probably play him in a movie; he is sometimes hired to be Jim Carrey’s stand-in.

Phil’s license plate references this historic moment, and the 9s. How to say it: he went all in with so-so odds but won it on the fold, or something. Combination of skill and luck.

That he barely gave me a nod, Phil, next time I saw him at the cafe I will take as if to say it is part of his poker face.

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Daydreaming of Andre Dubus in a baseball boxscore

Beth Custer and I rolled thru Noe Valley and stopped, momentarily — not sure stopped is the word, since we swarmed the bookstore more likes bees than not — and I walked away with two books, Octavio Paz poetry (but I bought in for the pictures, the inverse of when I buy the ocassional Playboy for the articles — I said this to the male clerk ) and a collection of Andre Dubus stories called “Finding a Girl in America” on David R. Godine, from 1999 — they were both remainders.

I have only gotten as far as reading this one paragraph, picked oracularly, at random:

He did not make love to Leslie the night before the game. All season, he had not made love to her on the night before he pitched. He did not believe, as some ballplayers did, that it hurt you the next day. It’s why the call it the box score anyway. Hap Thomas had said on the bus one night after going hitless; I left at least two base hits in that whorehouse last night. Like most ballplayers in the Evangeline League, Thomas had been finished for a long time: a thirty-six-year-old outfielder who had played three season — not consecutively – in Triple A ball, when he was in his twenties. Billy didn’t make love the night before a game because he still wasn’t used to night baseball; he still had the same ritual that he’d had in San Antonio, playing high school and American Legion ball: he drank a glass of buttermilk then went to bed, where for an hour or more he imagined tomorrow’s game, although it seemed the game already existed somewhere in the night beyond his window and was imagining him. When finally he slept, the game was still there with him, and in the morning he woke to it, remembered pitching somewhere between daydream and nightdream; and until time for the game, he felt like a shadow cast by the memory and the morning’s light, a shadow that extended from his pillow to the locker room, when he took off the clothes which had not felt like his all day and put on the uniform which in his mind he had been wearing since he went to bed the night before. In high school, his his classes interfered with those days of being a shadow. He felt that he was not so much going to classes as bumping into them on his way to the field. But in summer when he played American Legion ball, there was nothing to bump into, there was only the morning’s wait which wasn’t really waiting because waiting was watching time, watching it win usually, while on these mornings he joined time and flowed with it, so that sitting before the breakfast his mother cooked for him he felt that he was in motion toward the mound.

That’s from a story called “The Pitcher”, pp. 75-76 here, and I would say that in these 400 words Dubus is hitting .400, up there with Joe Jackson, Roberto Clemente and the other all time greats. Ring Lardner, you know me, Al. I didn’t know Andre Dubus but Brian Moore got to know him slightly — Andre playfully punched him in the gut — and I will I hope always recall running into Star Teachout in front of Dinkelspiel Hall on Stanford campus one spring afternoon and noticing the sign in the window saying that Andre Dubus had taken ill.

edit to add, two years later: Nick Taylor columnist for PAW wrote about Dock Ellis and I countered with some Sal Magli-ism:
Wow, I love this, Nick.

I’m just gonna say, check out Barbara Manning and SF Seals an indie rock band and their tribute to the pitcher here is a link:
Web Link

Barbara played my concert series at Cubberley in 1995 and we made a cool poster that featured, not Dock Ellis but Sal Maglie, “the Barber”, not a Seal but an ex-NY Giant. Kinda weird but very Cooperstown.

By the way, there is a good Andre Dubus (senior) story about a baseball pitcher I wrote about once on my blog, Plastic Alto.

Never tried LSD but speaking of LDS I am listening care of library to “Book of Mormon” –how’s that for a curveball.

I also caught the Lincecum no-no this year, making up for skipping out of what became Nolan Ryan’s last no-hitter in Oakland, circa 1991.

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My only advice to Narissa Padua — who totally rocks and is adorable — is that she can find her own phrasing, like check out Patti Barber

http://www.youtube.com/user/narissapadua?feature=watch#p/a/u/0/-zabk3J7Qfo

compare

ok well you have to sit through (what is excellent but slightly off topic Michael Arnopal — I saw this trio on my 40th birthday in New York at Birdland, and produced a show for their here in Palo Alto in late 1990s –) three minute bass solo intro — see especially around 4:07 and compare with Bill Withers original)

 

keep your shirt on!

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Brittnee Purtee is a huge rock star in Palo Alto, California, 30 miles south of San Francisco, thanks to the internet

She also does passable jobs with Taylor Swift and Paramore.

Hey, Britnee, let us know when you are on tour and we will line you up here in Palo Alto, in the 650. Your friends at Plastic Alto.

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