‘oohhahhhheeeeeoooohhh yeh yeh!’ 4 2 Toms

Or, We Are Broadcasting Live and Want To Hear All of “Yah”

at the bottom i am re-posting Tom Jordan 2 aka Tommy Jordan of Geggy Tah at Earthwise Showcase in 2009, trumpet solo and splits

we are broadcasting live and want to hear all of yah

—– Forwarded Message —–
From: mark weiss
To: Thomas Jordan
Sent: Sunday, November 9, 2014 2:34 PM
Subject: Re: LCV

Tom Nice seeing you.
We actually discussed via email this in Septemer, including that I explained my relationship to Stegner.
Per my voice mail, I’d rather you read my post to Plastic Alto about ARB and my application there.
I stand by this post, although “the Jewish Mafia” is fiction and a joke, but otherwise and all in all it hints at how my membership of Palo Alto City Council probably would, to normal people and actual environmentalists portend good for the Planet. Plastic Alto might be a wee bit too hip for you, and simultaneously, I may be a wee bit smug for a politician or elected official. (I can tone it down). I don’t think I am arrogant. Like I said, it is hard to hear “tone” in email. I think I am actually under-estimated in terms of my aptitude.

Twenty years ago I left corporate America to do something more grassroots and “environmental” and I think Earthwise Productions has been a success in those realms. What is almost never said is that my seeking leadership after 20 years dba Earthwise is a natural (!) progression or evolution and not “I made a lot of money selling this or that and decided to give back” like TD and EF.

Seriously.

I walked to the meeting at RA’s house, others drove. i drive a 4-cyl chevy worth $15,000 not a $100,000 Tesla toy.

And yes Wallace Stegner was my friend and a huge influence. Nancy Packer endorsed me.

The PASZ four, with due respectd, is like an “app” carefully designed to solve a carefully described “problem” but I fear will not actually further Democracy in Palo Alto. It is a sham. More Trotskyite than Jeffersonian, frankly.

I am sorry I was not in better touch with you. Thanks for your support in 2012.

Mark Weiss

re-read this and comment but I’d rather you read “Ghost-dogging and Gehry’d ARB ap” on Plastic Alto.

or as Tommy would say: oohhahhhheeeeeoooohhh yeh yeh!

In this picture please note that both Weiss and his drummer are wearing green
Posted on August 24, 2014by markweiss86
Photo by Terry Acebo Davis
Photo by Terry Acebo Davis
pasting in my submission to Sierra club, minus the actual names and emails of their people
Mark Weiss:
Congratulations on your decision to run for Palo Alto City Council this fall. If you are interested in receiving the endorsements of the Sierra Club and the League of Conservation Voters (LCV), please follow the process described in this email. FYI, candidates that we endorse have won about 85% of the time.
If you are not interested in receiving our endorsements, please let us know.
The Sierra Club and the LCV will jointly host in person interviews. Interested candidates will be interviewed for 30 minutes on Wednesday, August 27, starting at 6:30 p.m. Interviews will be held at the home of D_ and N_ A_ at {#@&^} in Palo Alto.
If you’d like to be interviewed and considered for our endorsement, please respond to the attached questionnaire and return your answers by Thursday, August 21. We ask that you return your responses as an attached file and in the text of your email.
We will give you an interview time after we receive your completed questionnaire. After interviews are conducted, the Sierra Club and the LCV make separate endorsement decisions. You will receive an e-mail on LCV’s endorsement decision the evening of September 8. The Sierra Club’s decision will be made around Sept. 12.
If you have questions, we are happy to answer them. Thanks for your commitment to public service!
D_ O_ and T_ T__l
for the Sierra Club and the LCV
PS 2 attachments, one of which is copied here:
Sierra Club & League of Conservation Voters (LCV)
City Council Candidate Questionnaire
Due by August 21 to {#@&^}@yahoo.com
Candidate Information
Name:
Office being sought: member, Palo Alto City Council
Campaign manager &
Office Address: just me: 1788 Oak Creek Drive #217 Palo Alto, CA 94304
FPPC ID: none
Phone: 650 305 XXXX
Website: none, other than numerous posts at “Plastic Alto” a wordpress blog, aka markweiss86/wordpress
{
Etaoin Shrudlu} at #@&^@hotmail.com. Please do not embed the photo into the email as our layout person can not copy it with the resolution needed for publication. (You can cut and paste as you see fit from numerous selfies and the like on my blog or out there in the blogosphere…)
In answering these questions, please remember that most of our endorsement decision is based upon your environmental accomplishments.
Please provide explanations with your answer and please include the original question with your response. Your response must be returned in the text of an e-mail, and as an attached file. The file must include your name in it. Whatever. Will re-send as such.
Palo Alto Specific Questions
A. Given the attached map’s description of potential future impacts to Palo Alto, and given the growing political awareness of sea-level-rise as an issue needing attention, what do you believe Palo Alto should be doing now in anticipation of this inevitability?
I would underplay this question; It’s a macro-issue and we are micro-dealers. Maybe we should all visit New Orleans. Or Napa. (I went to New Orleans, on business, music business, six times in 2003 and 2004 and not since Katrina. Napa we visited last month — you heard there was an earthquake there, although that is more relevant in disaster preparedness overall than global warming of sea-level-rise per se. Maybe we can dig out the 100 homes we put in Baylands to build Oregon Expressway.
B. Assuming that the Measure D results reasonably reflected Palo Alto public opinion at that time, do you think recent policy changes by the City Council are a sufficient response? If not, please tell us what further steps you believe the Council and Staff should take?
I think Measure D Referendum on Maybell Dense Housing is a red herring. I am not convinced that the voters realize how corrupt and unrepresentative our leadership is. Certainly as someone ringing alarms since at least the 2012 campaign, and arguably since 2009, I hope se. I don’t think response by council is sufficient. It is election-season changing of stripes. Meanwhile, there is a huge scam around flushing the Comp Plan / General Plan into the Bay. We should enforce current and existing Comp Plan.
C. What role, if any, do you believe the City of Palo Alto should take to preserve the 126 affordable housing units in Buena Vista mobile home park? This is a great question. Meanwhile, City Attorney Stump is issuing a gag order to candidates, which I hope to challenge. I’ve been saying for a while that the moral thing to do is enforce the covenant; leadership should broker a deal between the Residents-turning-HOA (and their counsel Winter Dellanback) and the current owner. Give him a fair small profit and buy him out be rid of him. (There is a bona fide deal from a bank to help the residents buy the property, as reported; the landlord is pushing for an upzoning and partnership from a commercial developer.
I would rather speak out and have Molly try to make me recuse. I am not sure her legal grounds, but I will look into it.
General Questions
1. We consider your past record as the best indicator of your future action for the environment. What have you done to protect natural resources and the environment?
I’m on a 20-year conversion and am arguably the most environmental person in the race. My footprint is pretty small. Earthwise Productions is a spin-off of Bay Area Action, by the way. I will elaborate time permitting here.
2. What do you regard as the major environmental and conservation issues facing Palo Alto and the Bay Area as a whole?
I would say it’s still consumerism and greed and the Seven Deadly Sins since time began. Now it’s Income Inequality as described by Robert Reich in his film, contributing factor. I think green-washing more than environmentalism has made more gains since 1992, and especially since David Brower died. I recall hearing him speak circa 1993 at Commonwealth Club, and taking my Dad and him greeting Mr. Goldman (funder of the Goldman Award) who he knew from the Jewish Mafia, and was introduced to. Also, War, this is a problem. I was the only candidate in 2009 or 2012 to try to link the War (Afghanistan, Iraq) to our local actions. Seven thousand dead. Lots of environmental damage as well. (100,000 plus foreign dead).
3. What are the principal areas of the environment that you will work on if elected? How will you deal with them?
I want to add a park at Ventura District, former Fry’s site (current site). Per Quimby and our Comp Plan. We are actually in a parks deficit here and now.
4. Are you a Sierra Club member? Membership is not required for endorsement. I’m gonna fish for an endorsement from Adam what’s his name, the young whiz kid former Sierra Club head, who went to work for Walmart — I know slightly from the music scene. He shared an office in SF with Jordan Kurland. I worked on contract for Helena Norberg Hodge, whose book was published by Sierra Club Books, a division of Random House. I recently tried to get Duane Elgin (Voluntary Simplicity) to stump for me; his son lives here.
Climate Change
5. What else should Palo Alto do to reduce greenhouse gas generation?
Get rid of Jim Keene.
6. What do you do as an individual to reduce your GHG generation?
Ride my bike when I can.
Green Building
7. What more can be done to ensure that all new construction and remodeling incorporate green building principles?
I think “net zero” is a scam. I’d rather see a moratorium on new starts. See my comments on 420 Cambridge.
8. What types of projects would you support to provide people with an alternative to the private auto?
Not über certainly. (Tax them!). I think CalTrain needs some love. TDM’s all over.
9. Where would you include affordable housing?
How about in Milpitas? I’d rather subsidize for teachers, artists and public safety than merely throw a bone to the lottery-winning poor. There are needs more encompassing for gerontology and elders — I know from personal experience, my parents, much more than in 2012 and 2009. But this may be beyond the scope of environmentalism per se.
Open Space & Urban Recreation – Access to Nature
10. How will you ensure that residents in Palo Alto will have access to safe and enjoyable parks and open space?
I am reading the Comp Plan plus the revised Attach on Comp Plan and will report back.
Water Conservation & Recycling, Rivers & Creeks
11. California will continue to face increasing droughts, what is the most important water-related issue for Palo Alto and what policies or actions would you advocate for your city to address this issue? I am trying to get my childhood friend and co-editor of the Gunn Oracle Greg Zlotnick to advise me on all things wet and pure, but so far is not helping me much. I think we could reform agro first.

12. What is your position on stream setback requirements for development? Do you believe current requirements are too strict, too lax, or just right?
Not sure
Wildlife
13. What would you do to help preserve wildlife habitat, wildlife corridors, and in the face of pressures from the growing human population?
Not sure
14. Would you support the development of a bird safe buildings ordinance?
I think this Shani person is engaging and worth hearing out. Not sure.
Zero Waste and Extended Producer Responsibility
15. Where do the yard-waste and food-waste collected in Palo Alto go, and how effective is this program in Palo Alto? Good question . I wonder somehow. I want to re-read Ecology of Commerce by Paul Hawken.
16. Many waste management companies use organics as daily cover at landfills. This causes methane release. Will you support a statewide ban of organics from landfills and from any form of high temperature energy generation facilities like gasification or incineration of mixed waste? Maybe. Where can I read more?
17. Will you push Palo Alto and Santa Clara County to adopt an ordinance requiring drug manufacturers to pay for programs to collect unused and expired medications similar to the one recently adopted by Alameda County? That’s worth looking into. Reminds me of my former Daily Dartmouth colleague Dan Fagin won the 2014 Pulitzer for science writing about Toms River NJ — he might be a good person to shed light nationally on this issue, assertion.
Campaign Reform
18. Will you support a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United?
I was actually the first person in Palo Alto to go on record on this. I texted Yiaway Yeh then mayor about this, while listening to a lecture by Jeff Clements* (another Dartmouth connection) — that I do not accept campaign contributions, through 2.10 cycles of election and counting –heck, I haven’t spent a dime — are yard signs environmental? — is consistent with my concern with Citizens and McCutcheon. I am by far the cleanest person within 20 miles of this race, and since Ladoris Cordell on this issue. I also asked three candidates to agree to a voluntary cap on spending for this race and so far no takers. Will persevere.
Campaign Readiness –
Tell us about your campaign readiness, including funding, volunteers, and organization. Please bring examples of your prior and current campaign literature.
I have more than 20 endorsements so far:
Matt Gonzalez, former Green Party candidate for Vice President of the U.S, former SF supe, former SF Mayoral candidate.
Chris Gaither, former Palo Alto council candidate
Paul Weiss, big Democratic giver, Jewish community leader, arts philanthropist, my dad, and Rotarian
Greg Brown, artist, former Palo Alto Staff
Terry Acebo Davis, CRONA nurse, artist, former Arts Commissioner
Einer Sunde, attorney, Former Arts Commissioner
Paula Kirkeby, former Arts commissioner
Deirdre Crommie, Parks Commissioner
Hans Delannoy, Peninsula hoops legend, educator, coach
Joe Zirker (Menlo Park) artist
Henry Ford, NFL black pioneer
Rochelle Ford, artist
Etaoin Shrudlu, #@&^ at #@&^
1. Please list your endorsements. If they are on your website – please just insert your URL.
2. Please include below an exact copy of your ballot statement as submitted at filing.
this is pretty close:
I am running for Council in the tradition of Simitian, Fazzino and Yeh, who were student leaders here and evolved into public service. I graduated from Gunn( 1982) and Dartmouth College (1986) where I was an English major but also read philosophy, history and government. My campaign expands on five years of serious study of and engagement with local policy and the growing sense that leadership does not represent the interests of the citizens, and instead has been significantly undermined by special interests such as commercial real estate developers. Much of my 2012 platform was incorporated into the new Residentialist movement, the referendum on housing, and is consistent with the findings of the Santa Clara Grand Jury 6/16/14 about 27 University. I feel that my qualifications and values best represent the rank-and-file citizens here, especially those who are the product of PAUSD schools or are long-term residents. I also plan to draw significant support from environmentalists, parks advocates and the 40 percent of citizens who rent. I advise my fellow Palo Altans to lean in NOW on the Comp Plan ratification process. Why flush 120 years of history into the Bay for short term gain or greed? Plato’s Republic | Plastic Alto with Mark Weiss
I’m doing two versions of this, the speed-ready version, in case you have a 10:30 or so deadline, and 2) the semi-rushed version, in case you mean midnight Sunday, Aug. 24 as your extended deadline. You also have on file my 2012 responses, that I published on “Plastic Alto” the blog, and maybe 2009. Also, I plan to write a general statement defining my 20-year conversion to Green, coinciding with the formation of Earthwise Productions, the small for-profit socially-conscious business of which I am the CEO.
edit to add:
I doubt Adam Werbach is going to endorse me, but I am curious enough to hit him up and report back.
I wrote about “garbage-to-energy revolution” for Worcester Telegram…in 1985.
enclosed is a photo…there are many others.. good night!
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From: Thomas Jordan
To: mark weiss
Sent: Tuesday, September 9, 2014 7:58 PM
Subject: Re: LCV

What was your personal relationship with Wally? Tom Jordan
On Sep 9, 2014, at 5:34 PM, mark weiss wrote:

is your group also by any chance known as the barry goldwater league of conservative -ation voters?
mbw

keep me in mind, as an individuals, for that fifth choice….thanks

i guess i should have played up my personal friendship with Wallace Stegner a bit more…

From: Terry Trumbull
To: earwopa@yahoo.com
Sent: Tuesday, September 9, 2014 5:02 PM
Subject: LCV

Mark-
The LCV board voted to endorse Greg Scharff, Nancy Shepard, Karen Holman, and Cory Wolbach for council last night. We are taking no position on the other council seat.

Thank you for taking the time to respond to our questionnaire, attend our interview, and your commitment to public service.

Terry A. Trumbull
LCV Endorsement Chair

* I corresponded briefly with Jeff Clements a former prosecutor whose brother Ben was my classmate at Dartmouth and he said he could not endorse me because he is on the board of Corporations Are Not People ngo and therefore it would potentially impact his groups tax status, if he were partisan.

Another thing coming to mind: David Oglivy line about in advertising there are poets and killers and the ones who are both make money; also, L_ who said I was more like a Rabbi than a Council candidate.
tommytrumpetsolo

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Elisha Cook, Jr. Day in Palo Alto

elishacookjraswilmergunsel

One of my weirder initiatives is Elisha Cook Jr Day in Palo Alto, in honor of the man who played Wilmer in The Maltese Falcon and an informant in The Big Sleep.

It is a ploy to lure David Packard Jr into my value web.

Also, David Thompson the writer and former Dartmouth professor.

I am incidentally the author and instigator of 3 or 4 other Mayoral proclamations here, including for Jerry Garcia in 2005, by Bern “not a deadhead” Beecham.

Maybe Don Herron could help me here.

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Great future, Gunn football

that’s a bob marley reference (“No Woman, No Cry”) and will addend later with photos and some thoughts; actually I caught Mrs. Sweat, Dietrich’s mom (#42) with a bouquet for Sonny Boy 2, and might have to lead with that; Terry the father — that is not quite right, but close enough — I have chatted up extensively, but I have not actually been introduced to his wife. Wasn’t sure if there was a cultural gap I was encroaching on if I just stuck my hand out and said “Mark Weiss, Gunn 1982, alumni, not a dad, but seen your son represent us well, thank you!” She did note me aiming her general direction, if I didn’t catch the casual her.

No woman no cry probably also translates as “female person I am addressing you don’t have to cry” every thing is going to be alright. But not, not bloody likely loosely transformed, excepting here in Plasty, as
DEAR SIR,
IN SPITE OF THE UNCOLLECTIBILITY OF THE ENCLOSED, WHICH FRANKLY ARE GAMBLING DEBTS, I ASSUME YOU MIGHT WISH THEM HONORED.
which is actually Marlowe Philip not Marley Bob.

Although I proffered the concept of would Gunn win a game before having to forfeit the season for lack of bodies, I was not, I repeat not advocating any wagering.

I drove Sam home twice of the nine games so far I’ve attended. The second time, Friday, after the home game — compared to I think it was Prospect near San Jose, a longer trip, he recalled that I had given him such a lecture on the very song, and recalled my highlighting as compared to “high-lifing” the lyric about sharing the corn beef porridge or going barefoot.

I am simultaneously, this Sunday – and there is a lyrical thread carried over from previous post, about Sunday a.m. in the Cobain ditty– nursing a cold, watching Niners, screening on mute “The Big Sleep”, taping Niners, writing about all the things I carry intending to read or write about, calling around in aftermath of election and in pre-math of ARB appointments, re-reading my treatise on architecture.

And oddly, or fittingly, if there is not a God there is at least Loki, I pulled my back, lumbar such that I am taking but not over-taking both Tylenol but in generic AND Advil. I was carrying two bags of books, about 50 pounds in one hand and a large but not heavy coffee drink or mocha in the other, then sat on a low couch with bad posture for about an hour or half a Niners game then got up and felt that all-too-familiar-for-fifty-not-49-anymore pain of the back. (Let’s recall we were designed to live in trees and drop dead at 39).

I hope to update this blog with about 6 photos from Friday and finish my list of 99 things that screwed up my back.

I should at least skim if not re-edit the 144 articles on Policy I wrote since July, since declaring my run for Council.

I invited both Beau Brown (Menlo football and basketball, Dartmouth football) and Geoff Parker (Paly soccer and tennis, Dartmouth rugby, both with MBAs, maybe both GSB) to check out Gunn v. Los Altos next Saturday afternoon in Los, to scout the Kasznik for the Big Green. Also Phil Hanlon is coming to town, however that complicates the proposition. It would be fun, just for yucks, to ring Monroe Trout. Maybe a code name or cod name for this project would be Monroe Herring.

Oh, yeah, despite not re-hiring post election Keith Peters did name Noah Riley Gunn quarterback finalist for athlete of the week, but not Guy Kasznik. Both PAW and Mercury had Eli Givens.

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My will is good; Or, the things I schlepped, II

for dan

1. Lucky Magazine, 4th edited by Jean Godfrey-June nee Watt;
2. The U.S. Constitution, What It Says What It Means;
3. Math In Minutes: 200 Key Concepts Explained in an Instant, esp pp. 58 Hilbert Hotel;
4. Who’s Who In Baseball, 2012 (Justin Verlander);
5. Against Football:

99. reusable bag from Grocery Outlet, canvas tote from SWAI 2011, North Face day bag, total weight: approximately 50 lbs, expecting a snow storm, apparently.

and 1:this is cheating, but I am at Peet’s on Uni and came down, despite my grippa to buy KFOG live from Archives 21: Nicki Bluhm, esp.

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in grapes of dubious battle wrath

I am processing the results of the recent election.

I got nearly 2,000 votes, which I think is great.

On a cost basis (dollars spent to votes received) I lead the pack by a wide margin, a factor of five.

I texted by colleague the newly seated council member Tom Dubois that I lead him all-time in votes, 10k to 9k or so.

I’ve said “compared to 5,000 or so sheep my supporters are more like jaguars who hunt in packs”. Not sure if jaguars hunt in packs or are like “lone wolfs” but you get the picture.

I think the Weekly does a huge disservice, more like Pravda or TASS than The New York Times. (Or the Times Tribune, for that matter, who trained me, 1984).

The PASZ is a crock. If you define the issues in such an arcane matter and push thru the tailored cure, you might be surprised at what you actually are left with.

The PASZ my experience (and dinner from Chenai Kings with Sea Reddy and Gerhard Holz last night reiterated this, he concurs) is more Trotskyite than Jefferesonian. What kind of movement ostracizes rather than cultivates a succession of co-leaders? I was disinvited to a pre-campaign event at Janet Davoe’s house in July, at 433 Kingsley when they learned that I was planning to pull papers and not merely be a good former-BAA sheep. Sea Reddy had an even worse experience, he says, and was expelled from an event.

(Coinky-dinky, but I am marveling not complaining, I was 86-d from the sidewalk outside Birch Street café Monday night, me on my way to parked gear nearby fresh from one drink and some fries watching Colts-Giants at The Counter, squinting to notice Mike McFaul an old acquaintance — and Condi’s purported protégée — in the window; secret service or just a strange bald man listening to a weird in-ear radio asked me to move along; I thought better of hitting the remote to pop open my trunk and pulling out a Mark Weiss For Council yardsign. Terry Shuchat and I the next day queried the staff and were told that “un general, el jefe” was there — Colin Powell? Or just Condi? Mike had no security as far as I could tell at either World Affairs Council or Amanda Renteria, and certainly not at The Greek Theatre back in 1982; this is eve of election, for me).

Read Steinbeck “In Dubious Battle” and re-read “Grapes of Wrath” from 1936 and 1939

edita:
to PAW- part 2
I think Doria should be on PATC, she has gotten several votes in her previous applications, and besides her Trostskyite participation in Self-Serving Politburo in Sensational Self-Service or what-not has an impeccable though mostly behind the scenes record here in public service.

She worked on the Schmid campaign in 2012, for instance.

Also, I was endorsed by Nancy Packer and not merely because I praised her son George Packer’s book and indeed ordered 11 copies of “The Unwinding” from Books Inc, at 10 percent discount or remaindered, and gifted or lent out 10 copies to random or more-deserving people; I also lent my copy of Bryan Stevenson “Mercy” to a man I met last night in parking lot of Mitchell Center Park, Sean-dick Dharap, I have him as, a Gunn 2006 waterpolo and 3L at USF I mean to instruct, if I hear from him again, to drop the book to Jeff Adachi and Matt Gonzalez office. Also, good to hear voice of Quentin Kopp, traveling so missed my campaign but gave me pep talk in 2009. Brian Stretch and Griffin Bonini of Our Constitution likewise sent vibes but could not endorse. Same with Ben Clements and Jeff Clements. I got an endorsement of John Elman about two hours after close of pplls, in front of i.e. leaving 433 Kingsley, which spells like turtles.

Any real change would have to include independent fourth estate.

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Julie Roche of Avenidas capital campaign

Julie Roche

Julie Roche

Avenidas is working on a $12 million capital campaign to expand programming for seniors at its 450 Bryant historic location.

I suggested, during oral communications of an unusual off-site and progressive public hearing and study session that a much simpler way to add 33 percent usable space for programming would be to open the center on Saturdays and Sundays. I said the same thing in 2010 at Council retreat at Birdland.

Upstairs there is a Palo Alto Hall of Fame worth checking out. My mom and I took a class on historic figures there in 2011 (William Penn and more, I have notes, and drawings I will try to swede in).

Julie Roche, a Paly grad who helped fund-raise a similar project in Mountain View leads the charge.

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Close but no Elizabeth Hutchinson

Panel Discussion
Reflections on Robert Frank in America
Thursday, November 13, 5:30 pm, Cantor auditorium, free
Distinguished scholars discuss Robert Frank in America: Alexander Nemerov, Stanford’s Carl and Marilynn Thoma Provostial Professor in the Arts and Humanities; Elizabeth Bennett, Stanford’s Andrew W. Mellon Postdoctoral Fellow in the Humanities; and Elizabeth Kessler, Stanford Lecturer in Art & Art History.

I had to read this a couple times to verify that Elizabeth Hutchinson of Columbia, who got a masters at Stanford and is expert on photography, is not on this panel, but two other Elizabeths are.

Hutchinson and I went, as pals only to Cirque de Soleil in 1989 or so. She did a carving in a linoleum block for me, of 5751 the Jewish New year reclaiming the swastika, we could have done the same design this year 5775.

Still looking for her book on Indians.

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Frenchy lounge w. Frenchy polo

(play both these tapes simultaneous-like for full effect)

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Schauer defeats Sndyer

Self-Serving Palo Altans for Sensational Self-service rejoices Tuesday at the big news

Self-Serving Palo Altans for Sensational Self-service rejoices Tuesday at the big news


Mark Schauer is a guy I met on the campaign trail here in Palo Alto, on Santa Rita Street to be precise, so I was excited to punch his name into the search-injun to learn that he got 47 points in Michigan goober race which is a lot better than the incumbent Rick Snyder who got 53 points and was sentenced to four more years hard labor.

Good job, Mark. See you down the road. May the wind me at your back and all that. Reminds that my parents had this weird exercise machine from Battle Creek — Schauer home town — where you just stand there and this belt goes around your love handles and wiggles away unsightly or unfashionable bulges. Somewhere in there is a political metaphor.

I had booked a $600 flight to Detroit from San Jo on Southwest to experience more first-hand-like and less-search-injun like the Mark Schauer Experience but got cold feet. Meanwhile back here in Palo Alto (hometown of Plastic Alto the blog, and other things) Mark Weiss the guy sitting at my keyboard this very minute and stroke, got about 2,000 votes in City Council race, although they are still counting.

“Compared to the five thousand sheep-type voters that some of them got, my backers are more like jaguars that hunt in packs,” Weiss said, or wrote or thinks.

I am predicting it will take three weeks to sort Lydia Kou and Cory Wolbach for fifth seat, next to Holman, Scharff, Dubois and Filseth, know them all.

Mark is not a loser

Mark is not a loser

Gennady Sheyner of the Weekest quoted Tom Dubois saying something about cost per voter his campaign efficiency and a texted Tom a claim that my campaign if it yields 2,000 votes with less than $1,000 spent, to his 6,000 votes but $20,000 spent is probably fivefold more efficient. I win, again, on cost basis. I asked Tom to crunch the numbers more officially, for yucks. (By the way, I asked three candidates early on to back me in a $10K cap but no way).

I saw Gen yesterday and said, that as he reported in 2009, I am the most popular Palo Alto candidate on a cost basis. By far.

Also, I am satisfied with having written 140 articles on policy since pulling papers in mid-July, starting with one called “Shame on local leadership for inaction on Buena Vista”, actually written before pulling, but I had an appointment with clerk.

I went to the campaign after-party and boob-tubing event at 433 Kingsley (former home to PAUSD stalwart Agnes Robinson and before that Gertrude Stein’s brother, and the Matisse collection) but left quickly because it smelled funny, like turtle.

I got John Elman’s endorsement on the way out, better late than never. (I’ve known John and his son Brad, since 1977). I got a big laugh recreating John’s speech to council regarding Maybell: not a great place for seniors, all you can do is get a lube job or check into a motel.

I say: I hope I can earn YOUR vote and or endorsement for 2016.

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You are truly a generalissimo

generlissimojuanefeDon’t think twice, vote for weiss.
Don’t splice or dice, just vote for weiss.

Roll ’em twice, it still comes up weiss.

OK, OK, you’ve suffered enough this morning, dude.
If you don’t win today it’s probably because you waited too long to pull out this jingle.
Best of luck at the polls…

Subcommandante Juan

(persoal correspondence from candidate John Fredrich, a but not my former Gunn civics teacher, to candidater Mark Weiss, 12 hours before close of polls).

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