Jews Fight Back Now

The Los Angeles Times published a picture yesterday, on their website and possibly in print editions, of a woman in a blue t-shirt, at a gathering or skirmish, that they describe as part of the ongoing on-campus conflict here loosely based around or in reaction to the conflict seven thousand miles away between a Democracy with a military and a terrorist group with billions of dollars of back, Israel vs. Hamas. The woman’s is described in the cutline as being the daughter of a UCLA professor. It says she was shouting. Indeed, her mouth is open, and her ams are outstretched; her right fist is balled. I cannot make out what is in her left hand. I guess, her purse. She has a second back, a book bag, over her left shoulder. But what catches my eye is the shirt: JEWS FIGHT BACK NOW.

I’m using such as my headline, first thing, Monday morning. Seven hundred miles away from the conflict in LA.

Yesterday afternoon I hopped on my bike and was heading towards White Plaza on Stanford’s campus; I wanted to see the pro-Hamas protests here. I told myself I was going to a baseball game, Cal vs Stanford. But when I got as far as Palm Drive and Campus Drive I noticed a road block, to restrict parking near Frost Amphitheatre, and Bing and stopped to looking into – -using a handheld computer device that I favor — the possibility of a concert at the amphitheater.

Indeed, something called Dabin: Stay in Bloom was about to transpire. A young woman confirmed my conclusions: Dabin is a young EDM musician and producer from Toronto now living in Denver, of Korean heritage. Most of the young people I could observe were Asian. I decided, especially as a concert promoter that it made more sense to take in a couple hours of a music event than to proceed on to White Plaza to scoff at the pro-Hamas and antisemitic crowd.

I have to admit, if you excuse the digression, that I felt out of place for being white and old – I’m 60. The vast majority of concert goers were young – -around 20 to 30 – -and Asian. I was dressed in some hiking shorts, running shoes and a Van’s zipper hoodie and a light blue Swetka’s cap – it’s a tennis store, I play or played tennis. Many of the others there wore underwear –okay, I probably noticed 100 people in their underwear. I was trying to avert my eyes. Or not stare. Or not being called out for staring.

It occurred to me that my first concert, a day on the green by bill graham at the A’s ball park, I was 14 and most of the people were in their 20’s or 30’s and I tried to think of myself as much older than I was, somehow. Now, 46 years later I am way too old to be there and I tried to think of myself as young.

During one song by Tiffany Day – who is a pop artist with a live drummer playing keyboards but mostly singing along to beats — I got up and danced, mildly: I shifted my weight from side to side, more or less on the rhythm or on the break.

I noticed that after I finished – and I really did so mainly to avail DVTs in my legs for sitting for so long, on the curb of the raked amphitheater, that the miscellaneous people behind me said “Hey, let’s move up” and deserted, leaving for a while an empty pocket around me.

I called a friend and asked which was more weird: to be in an amphitheatre surrounded by half-naked young people or to leave such a place and sit in the dark and watch an old Hitchcock movie? Although I reported to him via text that I was “digging in” –meaning sitting down again, reclaiming my seat and not “digging it” in the sense of actually enjoying it — I actually left, around 6:30 — I had arrived at 4. Or I arrived at 4, bought a ticket on line and waited a half hour of the ticket to load to my account (after I changed the password to my account).

I have about an hour until I meet my trainer, just enough time to go to campus, via car and peep the protest tents. It’s like picking a scab.

The shirt can be read two ways: first, it could have an implied comma, Jews, comma, fight back now. Like a command. Or it could be read straight up as descriptive, Jews fight back now. As in we are fighting back, by going to the rallies and demonstrations and speaking our or screaming or just staring in scorn at the antisemitics.

In March, a group of pro-Hamas demonstrators marched down the street in my neighborhood – -it was Emerson near University – -and I said no thank you to a man handing out pamphlets but then said “HAMAS SHOULD SURRENDER” and a young woman turned and flipped me off – -an obscene gesture. I have this on tape. I taped about 3 minutes of the confrontation.f

“Jews fight back now” to me means that perhaps in 1930 as assimilated Jews in Germany stood up to Hitler and antisemitism maybe they could have prevented the Holocaust. Part of the success of the Holocaust was that Jews didn’t realize how bad this was getting.

Since October 7 –although for me I didn’t realize until a day or two later, let’s say October 9, 2023 – there has been what I call a “soft pogrom”. Soft in the sense that we have not been physically confronted , not been raped or murdered or beaten up, or had our windows smashed, but that today’s Nazis are feeling us out, looking for a sign from the majority that they can attack us without punishment.

Today’s pro-Hamas demonstrators are Nazis in that Hamas was founded by Muslim Brotherhood, who were an offshoot or ally of Hitler’s Nazis. The people who slander Israel and Jews and are trying to start a fight know that they are doing nothing for the tragedy of civilians 7,000 miles away, they are using this as an excuse to try to kill Jews here. History clearly shows.

The college students, at Stanford, at Cal, at UCLA or USC should be expelled — if they don’t know their place in history they have no right to be educated here. Good bye! Shalom! Adios. Hasta la vista, babies.

Jews fight back now.

Jews, fight back now.

Postscript:

  1. I posted under Lorraine Al’s column that her narrative was biased an antisemitc. I said perhaps Hamas stripped bodies and put them in a mass grave. to wit:

    It’s a tragedy, but it is a modern Democracy — like us — fighting against a terrorist group, who killed 1,000 civilians. on October 7 – -including the rape and mutilation of hundreds of women, and uses women and children as human shields, as martyrs, perhaps, as you report, stripping their bodies and dumping them in a mass grave.

    How about some reporting on why a million Muslims would live under the thumb of Hamas and not exercise their rights as Israel citizens?

    Or why do American college students jump in on the side of the brown oppressed people rather than side with the believers in women’s rights, gay rights, etcetera?

    Your narrative is biased and antisemitic.

    About Lorraine Ali

  2. I notice that Getty Images wants to charge $500 to use this photo. I consider it “fair use’. I cannot find the identity of the woman yelling. Maybe her name is not “Johanna Isreal” she gave that as a nom de guerre. Maybe the photo is staged. But the t-shirt is real enough, I think.
  3. The first version of this one minute ago read “jew fight back now” dots me, as herb Caen would say.

edit to add, hours later:

UKRAINE FIGHT BACK NOW

MR REZNIKOV

I biked over to Stanford, at the end of my workout, partly to cycle the lactic acid from my system but partly — like the proverbial dead cat — curious about the pro-Hamas or Maoist installation at White Plaza. There were about eight students there, commiserating or lying to each other about their miserable parents, and a bookshelf. Apparently they hate all Jews but love Karl Marx. I did not engage. 

About forty yards from the compound I saw a flyer on a kiosk: the former defense minister of Ukraine was speaking just then at Encina Commons, a short bike ride away.

What an amazing experience! An actual world leader, trying to explain himself to everyone from current undergrads to our former ambassador to Russia. Breaking down the reality. It was quite inspiring. Ukraine looks to Israel for clues on how to survive. The pitch: we in the U.S. must help Ukraine if we want to preserve Democracy. The axis of evil is: Putin, Iran, North Korea. If Ukraine falls, so does Seoul. I sat next to McFaul. Or he sat next to me – I got there first. He nodded at the guy next to me. I pretended I did not know him. He asked the second to last question. Most of the people asking questions were ex-military, or ex-Soviet Republic subjects. As I unlocked my bike I said to three students: isn’t it great that at Stanford you can see actual world leaders five minutes from your dorm. Contrast this with the stooges and Fifth Columnists playing their form of liar’s poker in Little Rafah. 

I rode back to the kiosk to snag the poster, but my wife later threw it away. More cognitive warfare, I suppose. 

Speaker:  Oleksii Reznikov, Minister of Defense of Ukraine (2021-2023)

Opening remarks followed by Q&A

Moderated by Steven Pifer, former U.S. Ambassador to Ukraine (1998-2000), Stanford University & Brookings Institution

Mr. Reznikov served as the 17th Minister of Defense of Ukraine from November 2021-September 2023. Prior to that, he was Deputy Prime Minister, Minister for Reintegration of the Temporarily Occupied Territories of Ukraine (2020-21).  From 2014-18, he served as Deputy Mayor of Kyiv, during which time he also was head of the Ukrainian delegation at the Congress of local and regional authorities of the Council of Europe.

A top Ukrainian lawyer, Reznikov represented the candidate for the President of Ukraine Viktor Yushchenko in 2004, proving in the Supreme Court the falsification of the election results by another candidate – Viktor Yanukovych. As a result, a re-voting took place and Yushchenko became the President of Ukraine.  Reznikov is known as one of the best Ukrainian negotiators, serving as the Deputy Head of the Ukrainian delegation at the “Minsk Negotiations.”  As a lawyer, he practiced alternative dispute resolution. Due to the fact that he managed to bring most of the conflict cases to a peaceful settlement, he received the nickname “Peacemaker”.

Reznikov also has extensive teaching experience at a number of the national universities of Ukraine.  Recently, he has given lectures at universities Washington DC, Tokyo, Munich, Vilnius, and Tel Aviv.  He has received numerous awards, including the Order of the Cross of Vytis for special determination, sacrifice and leadership in the defense of Western democratic values and the fight for a safe Europe (awarded by the President of Lithuania, “Silver Cross of Merit” (awarded be the President of Poland), the “Medal of Merit” (awarded by the Defense Minister of Lithuania), and a medal for “Outstanding Leadership during the War” (awarded by the Defense Minister  of Denmark).

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Woodshedding fantasy for this summer and early fall based on Ethan Iverson’s post today: canons, fugues, looping and more

Voices please enter one at a time singing the same tune from the top.

Terry and I were at Fort Mason Saturday for the art fair and on our way back cut through the Presidio and I noticed this cannon at the Lombard gate There are two n’s in cannon and two cannons at the gate fyi

 

“Row Row Row Your boat” — a round.

 

Canons — again not to be confused with the Robert Dinero story about his first gig in a Shakespeare play and he has one line after a weapon is fired and he is supposed to say “hark, I hear…” and instead he says “what the fuck was that?” Oh, I forget to say above in the previous graph that, according to EI not AI, “fugue subject should remain self-similar and identifiable”.

J.S. Bach Goldberg Variations has nine examples of canons. So, how many pieces of the Goldberg Variations are not canons?

Pachibel’s Canon is more about the repeated chord progression than being a canon.

Since a canon is an operation, all sorts of further operations are possible to the material. verbatim.

Conlon Nancarrow, especially Canon X.

Lina Allemano “Canons” or Canons on Lumo Records.

Trumpet.

She sounds like Paul Hindemith meets Don Cherry.

(Which, if you permit the digression — from my own post — which is so far just a re-sorting of Ethan’s article — reminds me of Don Cherry on wood flute versus weird electronics in Dartmouth’s lab circa 1970 with Jon Appleton which is probably best left obscure although it was my interaction with Jon circa 2004 — 10 years after Don’s passing – -that catalyzed the reissue of Human Music).

I mean, I claim a certain expertise on Don Cherry and most specifically Don Cherry at Dartmouth based on having identified and interviewed a dozen or so people who knew Don, played with him or studied with him at Dartmouth…and it was Steve Lacy who encouraged me to bone up on Don, whittle standing in a bar in San Carlos, CA the day before Steve’s hit thereabouts, and before the karaoke people made us flee.

I guess I could lie about the time I sang karaoke with Steve Lacy and Roswell Rudd in a bar in San Carlos, CA know that they are both dead.

Bill Frisell and looping.

Electronic duo BLOOP. Mike Smith.

Peggy Lee not the singer — friend of Wayne Horvitz who I will see this fall.

Brodie West clarinet.

Ryan driver on analog synth. Ok, you got me, I’m an oxymoron.

Is analog synth the sound of don Cherry circa 1970 knocking over Dartmouth bleet machine?

Which reminds me that I made a joke about Marta Sanchez Turing stet turning the Yamaha C7 into a three-part orchestra with pieces of tape – I said that Stanford had spent millions on this concept in the 1960s or 1970s with John Chowning and she could have saved them the trouble.

(And more digression: I asked Kris Davis or asked her email to go play the Stanford math department piano that was donated by Paul J. Cohen based on her signing to her label someone else whose album title referenced a math concept. But there’s also a current undergrad who plays keyboards and is a math major or co-term — but never noticed the piano in the math department…)

Trombonist Matthias Muller.

Aldo Clementi (1925-2011)

The critic Paul Griffiths

…who denotes Clemente’s “alexandrian simplicity” — Alexander who? is this a knock-knock joke? Or knock-knock-knock-knock? Knock-knock-knock-knock-knock (5:4).

Manuele Morbidini of Umbria Jazz — who also played on Ethan’s bud Powell project. And also collaborated with Bill Frisell, hopefully beyond mere looping. Going outside the loop perhaps.

Ethan writes: it’s hard to imagine a compelling reason for something by Ligeti or Schnittke to make a leap to four saxophones.

Themes by Monk “Blues” and “Blues 2” – -and how are they related (“symmetrical inversion” suggests EI not to be confused yet with AI).

See also Von Himmel Hoch an old lutheran tune that Bach and Stravinsky made elaborately canonical

A standout track is “Momento” an atonal canon in slow decay.

 

So that’s about 20 ideas that I can barely parrot back — made worse by this word processor device that wants to bake the parrot, or so it seems. And it would probably take me six weeks of working 9 to 5 to actually feel confident about all this to discuss it with a musician who is not one of my pseudo-mentors.

I’ve been doing this for 30 years — this in the sense of producing concerts and sometimes advising musicians — as compared to doing this in the sense of being a writer which started around age 15 so that’s 45 years.

Part of me would rather do nothing but write about the world.

And I could possibly bluff my way thru another 30 years of Earthwise Productions without making any real progress on answering those 20 or so questions above.

And why is is fun to imagine that between June 2 (a blues concert, built around guitar) and October 14 I have a guitar and sax and quartet show with Karl Evangelista so maybe I could just woodshed in the sense of doing no work but just trying to study and learn fro about 18 weeks. Like, how much better would that make my experience as the promoter? And how much of that gets passed on to the audience or listener (or the performers)?

There’s a quote from Kirk Hammett that I found interesting about the difference between song and sculpture I will edit to add.

 

but I will sign out with this thing about Dinero the source is Playboy:

his guy hasn’t acted in about 15 years, because he always forgets his lines, so finally he has to give it up. He’s working in a gas station and gets a phone call from someone saying that they want him for a Shakespearean play—all he has to do is say, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” He says, “Well, God, I don’t know.” The director says, “Look, it’ll be OK. You’ll get paid and everything.” So he says, “OK, I’ll do it.” The play has five acts and he has to go on in the third act and say, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” That’s all he has to do. So he rehearses it when he’s in his apartment: “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” Every variation, every possible emphasis. They’re into rehearsal, and he’s got it written on his mirror: “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” And so on. Finally, comes opening night, first act, no problem. Second act, things go fine. Audience applauds. Stage manager says, “You have five minutes for the third act.” He tells him to get backstage. His time comes, he runs out, muttering to himself, “Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar! Hark! I hear the cannon roar!” And as he runs out, he hears a big brrrooooom!! Turns around and says, “What the fuck was that?”

and1: when my cousin the classical composer and performer Isaac Blumfield was in St. Paul for his bar mitzvah his punk band the Souldiers performed at a bowling alley – actually the photo of me and a bowling not canon or cannon ball is the masthead for Plastic Alto. His band name was “soul” plus “soldier”. But I suggested to him perhaps gratuitously that he could change the name to Mouldiers suggesting “mould” as in Bob Mould plus “soldiers” — Bob Mould was from the punk band Husker Du and went to nearby Macalester College. Also: the fictional name Fuguees could exist combining songs by The Fugees — Roberta Flack “Killing Me Softly” for instance — arranged as fugues and sung by classical choirs, maybe? in the way confederacy of beards does Leonard Cohen.

And please remember that Ethan Iverson was the one in The Bad Plus who had never heard of all the rock songs they arranged for jazz piano, jazz bass and drums. And The New Bad Plus or what I call The Bad Plus Minus Ethan Iverson plus Orrin Evans Perhaps plays Stanford this month. The Bad Plus plays Stanford Jazz Workshop series on July 13 — during my sabbatical or woodshed — wow I wrote “woodshop” and AI knew to change it back to “woodshed” — but there is NO PIANO — its the original rhythm section of Reid on bass and Dave on drums plus Ben Monder guitar and Chris Speed on tenor. Ok. The tagline says “MILES DAVIS MEETS RADIOHEAD — LIVE AND UNPREDICTABLE” They helpfully mention Ethan Iverson (EI) and Orrin Evans (OE) in the bio or beioe. A “beioe” is a bio, say, for The Bad Plus, that mentions significant former member, sfm.

This probably doesn’t go here at all but a source told me that Cisco the computer company approximately gets 120 million visitors and two billion views each year. Do the math even in your head and this is like one third of a million visitors each day, or 300,000 visitors each day. Which is what Plastic Alto gets or got all time. [I get about 10,00 visitors per year, since w 2011 or about 100,000 all time — Cisco website will beat that again by lunch tummorrow.

edit to add, a day later: it occurs to me, singingly, that it might take me just as long to understand this:

PARELES There are some magnificent moments among the synths, especially with the vocal harmonies in songs like “So Long, London” and “I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can).” But some of the sameness also comes from tunes and cadences that are starting to feel too familiar. One that especially stuck out to me on this album is the way a sustained verse melody gives way to a choppy pre-chorus, or chorus, that arrives in two-syllable bursts, the way it does in “My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys,” “Fresh Out the Slammer,” “I Can Do It With a Broken Heart,” “The Prophecy” and “The Bolter.”

When Swift started using that device, it brought some fresh hip-hop percussiveness into songwriting that was rooted in country. But now it’s standard practice for Swift and her many emulators. Swift is 11 albums and umpteen bonus tracks into her recording career, so it’s harder for her to evade echoes of her past. The songs near the end of this album, especially, start to sound like outtakes from “Folklore,” pretty as they are. But no one is forcing her to put 31 songs on an album, either.

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Long story short: having breakfast with Neutral Milk Hotel box set, thinking about Jeff Magnun, Mac MacCaughan, Lane Wurster, Astra Taylor, Sunaura, Joel Riggs of Ruston, LA

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Earthwise on-sale with ‘Guitarslingers series’ featuring Campilongo, Lettieri and Cline

Palo Alto’s Earthwise Productions, in its 31st season as a promoter or manager of jazz and rock music and artists, announced three shows, all featuring guitar heroes, loosely marketed as “Guitarslingers series”.

The shows feature Jim Campilongo (as Spaghetti, featuring he, Scott Amendola, Sam Reider and Matt Muntz), free, Friday, May 10 at Lytton Plaza; Mark Lettieri (as a quartet), free May 24 at Mitchell Park Bowl; and Nels Cline (with Phillip Greenlief, reeds, and Amendola on drums) for $20 at The Mitch Hall.

All three events are available on EventBrite — the free shows require registration, the hard-ticket show accepts credit card payment and is limited to 200 capacity. (Earthwise nominally lists the capacity at downtown Lytton Plaza as 200. and that of Mitch Bowl (amphitheater in the 21 acre park) as 500.

Campilongo, who is from nearby San Bruno and lived in New York City for many years until recently, is known for playing with Norah Jones, and also played recently at Lytton Plaza as a duo with cellist Ben Davis.

Lettieri hails from adjacent Menlo Park, CA and is a five-time Grammy winner for his work with the jazz band Snarky Puppy. His group comprises Mark Lettieri, guitar and baritone guitar, Wes Stephenson, bass, Daniel Porter, keyboards and JJ Thomas, drums.

Earthwise founder Mark Weiss claims that the series fell into place somewhat arbitrarily but that it is loosely a tribute to Gryphon Guitar store founder Frank Ford, who died in December.

Earthwise has produced 15 shows so far in 2024, all in Palo Alto; it completed 61 events last year; it was founded in 1994 as a spin-off from Bay Area Action Earth Day at Stanford for which Weiss volunteered and organized “Earthwise Traditions” a cluster of indigenous’ groups takes on the environment. The first event that Weiss independently produced was an “Earthwise Mini Pow Wow” at Addison School, in conjunction with Cathy White Eagle’s Eagle Vision Educational Network EVEN of Sacramento.

Weiss says that more than half of his events are free and outdoors, especially since the COVID shutdowns in 2020 but that just recently he realized that outdoor shows are more earthwise than using public halls.

“Lita Albuquerque spoke outside the Anderson art building this week and her description of her work resonated with what I have been doing –although I’m an arts administrator and she is an actual artist”, he said. Creating a temporary audience in a public space, public park or public plaza, with or without music, is like an art installation, he said or wrote or is at least thinking this morning, 8 a.m on the dot, with his dog, waiting for breakfast.

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Venture-backed biotech lab from Berkeley launches all out assault against life on Earth, Times reports

OpenCRISPR-1 out of Profluent Ali Madani is the AI version of CRISPR-cas-9 (Doudna, Porteus et al) big opportunity on a dead planet. Cade Metz sends regrets.

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I see hawks at Johnson Park in October

I have barely started rolling out my spring outdoors season but I now know that the last show of the year will be under the oak at Johnson Park with Karl Evangelista guitar and Alexander Hawkins quartet on Monday, October 14 which is both Columbus Day and Indigenous People’s Day. 6 pm or about 90 minutes before sunset. Rain cancels. Johnson Park is the only place I do shows that the city of Palo Alto does not offer permits, so I just make sure my Downtown North neighbors know about the show, plus I get there at sunrise to put out my gear and sandwich board. Its first-come first-serve.

My next show is with DJ Sep at Lytton Plaza on Saturday, May 4 at 3 pm, after Duffy and I walk the May Fete parade. There is still a slim chance that my Cochiti Camero will magically pop up at Heritage Park that day, between the parade and DJ Sep’s set. Also, I will be doing something at the park as she spins. A dj is slightly different than a band, I think in that the audience does slightly less watching — Iv’e never done a pure dj set, as Earthwise Productions.

Also: May 10, Jim Campilongo; May 24 Mark Lettieri; May 30, Nels Cline; June 2: Eddie 9V with Jimmy Dewrance; that’s about five guitar heroes in a row, or within a month. Five events in a month, or four in May and one in June, within 30 days.

And1: Stephanie Chou, who is a math and music double major from Barnard and Columbia, and recorded a song about Paul J. Cohen/continuum hypothesis/infinity for my Lions With Wings label, will likely appear, at Palo Alto Art Center, in November; she said she’s firm with hits at San Jose Jazz and SF Jazz Joe Henderson Room. We will rename the Palo Alto Art Center the David Hilbert Room in her honor or are we being irrational? 

Andand: I wrote to Kris Davis, who will be at Stanford Jazz this summer but have never met, about playing Paul Cohen’s piano in the math building while she is out here; I thought of it because an act on her label has a math-related or math-inspired title. 

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According to ‘Plastic Alto’ Ethan Kitch ‘24 an all time great of Gunn hoops

STANFORD-BOUND GUARD BEAT PALY TWICE

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Coachella fashion style vs Earthwise ‘Latin or Loco’ fashion style 2024

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Hookers and scratchers needed in Palo Alto


Manages department level special studies and projects, that are more high level and complex in nature which includes: contract administration; establishing and monitoring timelines; preparing requests for proposals; selecting consultants; ensuring compliance with applicable regulations, specifications, and/or requirements; monitoring project budgets; tracking projects; preparing related reports; and, performing other related duties.

The City of Palo Alto is looking for people to be Human Resources Anaylst for $116,000 per year —I’m calling them “hookers” in the sense of managing other humans as resources -/ and or scratchers in the form of playing the mandolin like the feller last night at First Friday..

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Ants April Tsing, or: An April Thing

AN April TSing

Tonite I am producing a showcase with 30 musicians and 10 staff, on California Avenue, for 3rd Thursday, or Earthwise for 3rd Thursday. It went from a Brazil Showcase to a Latin Showcase to Latin and Local to Latin and Loco and finally Ants April Tsing. You know, like the Dave Matthews song “Ants Marching” but March gives way to April. And Tsing is like “thing” and “sing” and “Ching”. I Ching. You Ching. We all Ching for April TSing. 

I am medium cool on Dave Matthews. My wife likes him, so we saw him or them at Shoreline once, from the lawn. I’ve been medium cool on Dave Matthews longer than I’ve known my wife. I remember grabbing a cassette single of the then unknown Dave Matthews Band from a storefront not the Haight in 1995 or so. 

But its also true that when my mom was in hospice and I distracted myself or coped by imagining music at her memorial I suddenly heard —like for the first time in 20 years the lyric

Goes to visit his mommy

She feeds him well his concerns

He forgets them

And remembers being small

Playing under the table and dreaming.

And of course lights down you up and die. 

I cannot remember what I was going to do. I don’t think I knew Dave Matthews well enough at the time to actually ponder getting him to play the memorial; I remember thinking about, for example, Ben Goldberg and Sheldon Brown doing a jazz clarinet version of Lynyrd Skynyrd “Simple Kind of Man” — mama told me when I was young etc. I also left a vm for someone who worked with Boots Riley about getting boots and the Boot-ettes to do “Jesus the Pimp” a cappella because of the relationship between the protagonist and his tragically flawed mater. 

We ended up with no music at the memorial but we did have a U.S. Congresswoman speak and give us a ceremonial document of her also standing in congress in honor of a great American, Barbara H. Weiss. Thanks, Anna. We will miss you, Come on out to hear if not six versions or three simjultaneneous versions of “Ants Marching” or Ants April-ching then some samba, some salsa, some bluegrass and maybe “Losing my Religion” by Midtown Dreamers or maybe they know ants marching. 

On the other hand, don’t count us out: the daughter and the brother of the act near El Camino actually does have a version of Ants Marching with the actual Dave Matthews:

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