Notes: 1, Although it’s a self-serving argument because who has facial hair? This guy.
2, It wasn’t my first thought, but in tags I put “George carlin” for his famous poem or riff “ like my beard it’s really weird don’t be scared it’s only my beard ?”
Three, which leads to another Bowdler rise Asian of a George carlin ref: William Barr has two balls on him; William barr hurt his balls under questioning from Amy Klobuchar: he must have he’s holding them. Yet the takings clause and the fifth amendment protects even him from unreasonable search and seizure.