James Franco, the polyglot Paly grad, will play Richard Sherman, the Compton thug turned Stanford pedant turned Seahawk Icarus-by-way-of-Butkus in a deal announced simultaneous via Skype in Phoenix and Park City. Sherman himself will play all the other characters, ala Eddie Murphy, including his momma, his nephew, Jim Harbaugh, Condi Rice and Gerhard Casper. Linda Hunt will play sportswriter Mark Purdy, who tried to bludgeon Sherman today with an overcooked piece of broccoli.

Go, big Rick, my former neighbor (at Oak Creek))

Check back for artwork. I say: Hawks, 24, Pats 3 after a long Edelman return knocked out at the 2. Tom Brady will come down with measles, like so many others connected to J.Serra. J. Serra serra, whatever will be will beat.

outtro, mac and laura circa 1986: